G O N |Reptile, FanFic writer, member of AnimeGer
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On Thu, 6 Nov 1997, Donny wrote:

Ranma's Love Problems Solved!  NOT!by Donny Cheng

"_They_dumped_me_?"  Ranma repeated it to himself.  Free.  Free at last.  Never
in his life did he want to make a choice between any of the girls.  Though, Ranma
could not help but feel saddened by Akane's rejection, he was at the same time
relieved.  It saved him the trouble of breaking her heart.  He had been fully
prepared to live a life of chastisty as long as it meant he did NOT have to make
a choice.  It would have been better for them all to be angry at him rather than
Ak... the girl he might have chosen.

Hehe! What a manly man, rather live in chastity than making a choice (and
breaking some girl's heart)! His mother must be proud of him!

"Oh, Ranma!"  A gentle voice called out to Ranma.  It was Kasumi.  "I heard what
happened, Ranma.  You must be totally devastated.  Here rest on my bosom."

Do it! It's the best thing that can happen to you! (besides being locked
in a room with Kodachi and Azusa and a LARGE pot of honey)

"Big sister, what are you doing?"  Nabiki yanked Ranma away from Kasumi.
"Ranma-kun might get the wrong idea.  Now that Ranma is no longer engaged to
Akane, one of us will have to marry him to carry on the dojo."  The wheels in
Nabiki's mind was already turning.  HUGE PROFIT MARGINGS.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It was then Ranma felt someone pull on his pig tail.

"Jean-Paul, Jean-Paul.  Come to mommy."  Asuza proceeded to pull the cute length

Helloooo mommy!

of hair towards her.  Ranma's face ended up right next to hers causing an
accidental full frontal kiss.  Asuza blushed.  Though she had kissed many a boy
on the cheek as a tactic to win in paired competition, this was the first time
she was kissed on lips.  She looked to see who the lips belonged to and saw it
was her mortal enemy Saotome.  Asuza knew that it must have been destiny.  She
was the one that had given Ranma his first peck on his nose during the figure
skating match (she could tell if a person was a virgin kisser or not).

Tongue fight! Tongue fight!

"Oh my!"  Kasumi blushed at seeing Ranma's kiss.  She felt sorry for Ranma.  She
knew that if Ranma had to marry a Tendo, Nabiki was not all that good a choice.
Being the caring person that she was, she decided to take up the burdon.  It
wasn't really all that much of a burdon, an errant thought crossed her mind as
she looked at Ranma's handsome face.

It had to happen! That's the Ultimate Force at work.

"Ranma, I just heard the good... uh I mean bad news."  Yuka, one of Akane's best
friends, came running up to Ranma.  She has had the biggest crush on Ranma since
the beginning of the school year.  When she noticed three new girls drapped
around Ranma something inside of her snapped.  NO!  It wasn't fair.  The only
reason she didn't actively pursue Ranma before was because she didn't want to
endanger her friendship to Akane.  She had lived in hell for a year as she could
only watch as Ranma and Akane get close to each other.  There was no way she
would let that happen again.  She ran up and glomped onto Ranma.

Uh, you forgot to include the four girls from Junior High they meet every
morning on their way to Furinkan. Never seen the hearts in their eyes?

Ranma struggled to breath under to mass tangle of bodies around him.  He looked
to the heavens.  Why him?

++++

>From someone NOT utterly sick of seeing Ranma always get the choice.  Ranma's ego
is one of his idiosyncrasies that I like.

baibai 
Gon