You realize, of course, that every chicken cannon between here and Kyoto
is being primed and aimed at your  {incredibly demented and not in the good
way} head.

Seriously, though, this thing is *hilarious.* I can't remember the last time
I laughed so hard. I scared my cat.

Just one thing :

<< "Er, no."  Soun looked embarrassed.  "You see, Ranma and I 
 are destined to get in trouble with cold water, a 
 contraceptive, and a time machine..." >>

I think it should be 'aphrodisiac' instead of 'contraceptive.'  That's just
me and my unique brand of criminally insane humor, though.


        -Matthew Giglia, the Magnificient Mr.Bean-