I just need to say that the following segment from White Wolf's recent MST
is the funniest damned thing I've ever seen:

	Down below a dark figure materializes out of a beam of energy, 

Wolf: Past tense please.

and begins to creep towards the house.  With a quick flip of a switch

he 

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deactivates the two Royal guardians and continues toward the house.  Up

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in the tree the monkey is awakened by an unusual sound.  He looks down 

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to notice the stalker approaching the house.  Sensing danger he quickly

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transforms in Monkey!!

Wolf: Past tense please.  And what the hell does that mean?

	Monkey quickly flies down to intercept this strange creature.  

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The Stalker quickly spots Monkey and begins its attack.  Monkey easily 

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dodges the creature's energy blades and retaliates with a sonic howl.  

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This throws the creature out of the yard as Monkey presses his 

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advantage.

Wolf: Are you getting the point yet?

	The creature the pulls out a disruptor handgun and fires at 

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Monkey hitting him square in the chest.  But Monkey's energy field 

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protects him as energy beams appear from his eyes to melt the handgun. 

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The creature continues the assault but is no match for the speed and 

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strength of Monkey.  It quickly signals the Mothership to beam him

back. 

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	Seeing his enemy flee, Monkey looks into the sky and using his 

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super-monkey vison sees the attack fleet positioning itself in orbit 

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about them.  With a defiant screech, he propels himself into the air at

Wolf: Past tense please.

	And to make this post have a BIT of meaning. When you are writing a fic,
read it back to yourself every now and then. ALOUD.  You'll find these
silly mistakes much easier.

	3rd person is ALWAYS in past tense, in case you didn't get it from the
above segment.

Adam Chris Leigh
Omicron@sprynet.com
--== "That's the plan, now lets see what REALLY happens." -Jeff Koleba ==--