Lol! Hilarious! :D

Shampoo beamed.  "That mean Shampoo finally get husband."

Nodoka shook her head.  "Shampoo, you cannot marry Ranma."

Shampoo gasped.  "You mother?"

"No, of course not.  I just find you annoying."

<<bursts out laughing, rolling about on the floor>> "Perfect! :)"

Akane looked subdued.  "So Ranma and I can get married?"

"Er, no."  Soun looked embarrassed.  "You see, Ranma and I 
are destined to get in trouble with cold water, a 
contraceptive, and a time machine..."

"..."
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"AHHHHHHHHHH!"


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