Andrew: Well, this is the first time I've had a fic MSTed.  Here to help me
reply to the MST, please welcome...  The "Savior of the Light", Kazarakura 
Yuna, and her sidekick, Yuri!

Yuna: Ohayo!

Yuri: Ohayo desu!

Andrew: Anyway, on with the show!

[Warhammer returns to the theater. Iczer 2 walks in behind him, with her 
evil smirk on her face as always. She takes her seat and Warhammer turns 
to the reader.]

WH: Ok, I've been waiting for this one for a while, and...
I2: [slightly irritated] I, on the other hand, have not.
WH: Anyway... Since I'm such a nice guy, I'll take a break from writing 
Seraphim to do this one. And our special guest will be... [looks about 
his person for the letter].

[Iczer 2 waves around the envelope in her hand. In irritation, Warhammer 
snags the letter from her. He opens it up and reads the name. His face 
turns into a mask of confusion.]

WH: B... Belldandy?

Andrew: This should be interesting...
Yuri: I'm hungry desu!
Yuna: Yuri, you just ate.
Yuri: That was a whole thirty seconds ago desu!

[As if on cue, a mirror conveiniently placed by the opening of the door 
brightens. From it, flies the ever popular goddess from 
Fujishima-sensei. She recieves a wave from Warhammer and a death glare 

>from Iczer 2.]

I2: Did I ever mention how much I 'hate sugar, spice, and all that's 
nice' girls?

Yuri: I'll eat them if you don't want them desu. [THWACK!]

[Belldandy is taken back and shocked.]

Bell: Oh my. 
WH: Oh quit it. Is there ANYTHING half nice that you like?

[Iczer 2 deliberates.]

I 2: Nope.

Yuna: She needs therapy.

[Both Bell and Warhammer fall over.]

Bell: Why does that not surprise me?
WH: Got me.

[Fic starts here.]

An Iczelion/Teknoman crossover
OPERATION: LIGHTSPHERE
Phase 1, Chapter 3

I 2: Did I also mentioned that I REALLY hate MSTing fics where I haven't 
seen the other chapters as well?
WH: Whatever... *WHACK*

(Insert Disclaimer Here)

Belldandy: [Smiling] Here you go. [Inserts the disclaimer.]

Andrew: Thanks!

Any and all C&C *NEEDED!!!*.  MSTs especially welcome.

******************************
WH: Here you go buddy boy!

I heard about a person who had a broken heart,
With nothing to drive him on - no hope, no spark, no faith.
He couldn't see at all, to see the pride ahead,
He kept it all inside, the guilt and all the pain.
You know, I say, I tried to warn him
They had him backed up against the wall,
I hope I'm not too late!
No-one can tell you exactly what you have gotta be -
You've got to stand your ground, and fight to save your life!
It may be hard, but, ooooh, it's the only way.
Always remember it, there ain't no second prize,
There ain't no second prize.
    - Jimmy Barnes, "No Second Prize"
*******************************

WH: Man, that was depressing.
I 2: I know, I liked it.
Bell: You are a very dark person Iczer-san.

Andrew: Whel, it starts off kinda depressing, but when it gets to the chorus
- the last five lines, it's a lot stronger and more confident.  If you've
heard the song, you'll know.

Silver Iczelion to be stable, and there were no visible wounds,
but she lay completely still, without even seeming to breathe.  

WH: [In an old man's voice] HA! You little whipper snappers think you 
can do anything with Oxygen. I haven't done any and I'm just fine!

Andrew, Yuna, Yuri: LOL

    Nagisa rubbed her eyes, trying to fight off sleep.  She had
to be with her new friend when she awoke, she had to apologise
for putting her in danger.  What was a little lost sleep compared
to trying to reconcile her for those things?

I 2: Did I also mention I REALLY HATE Nagisa!
Bell: I think we all guessed on that one.

Andrew: Then how come you tried to bring her over to your side, Iczer-2-san?
Yuna: I dunno.  What do you think, Yuri?
(Yuri is currently stuffing her face and ignoring the fic)

    "Kawai." Nagisa paused, as if she had momentarily forgotten
what she was going to say.  "Kawaisou*."
* You poor thing.

WH: So, her name is 'cute'? Come on!
I 2: Yea, I'll kawai her into next Tuesday!
Bell: My, such violent tendancies!

Andrew: Hey, blame Hirano-sensei, not me!
Yuna: I think it's a nice name.

    "I see."  As usual, there was no detectable emotion in
Darkon's deep voice.  "The servants of my masters' enemies have
arrived."

I 2: Wow, James Earl Jones.
WH: [Deep voiced] Sorry, I have a cold.

Andrew (Darkon voice): Warhammer, *I* am your father!

    "That is true, my lord."  Saber kneeled before the
TeknoWarlord.  Saber was not the only one of Darkon's servants
that was currently present - Axe, Lance and Sword were also in
the chamber.

Bell: My goodness, we have a full weapons rack here.
WH: Bell, their basically cybernetic knights.
[A small kanji meaning 'comprehension' pops above her head.]

[Yuri picks up the bubble with a pair of chopsticks and eats it]
Yuri: The bubble is yummy desu!
Yuna: Maybe I should have her meet Chichiri.

    "Sword, Lance.  You shall dispose of those girls.  Axe, you
shall remain in reserve.  As for you, Saber..."
    "Yes, Master Darkon?"

I 2: [Purrs] Don't worry Evil, you'll get your chance. 
WH: but, his name is Saber.
I 2: Well 'I' call him Evil, and... [gets that dreamy look in her 
eyes.]... he can woo me to the dark side any day. 
[The other two sweat in apprehension.]

Yuna: Ano, I thought she was already ON the dark side. 

    "I shall give you another chance to dispose of your brother.
If he should manage to ally with our masters' enemies, our hold
on this planet may be jeopardized."

WH:[Dressed like Alex Trabec] THIS. IS. JEOPORDY! It's the name of the 
Sailor Moon wanna be that supposed to be the main hero.
Bell: Who is Nagisa Kano/Kasumi/Kai?
WH: You are correct.

Andrew: Except that Nagisa was there BEFORE Usagi-chan.

    "Silence, Lance, I did not ask for your input.  Remember
your place, or suffer the consequences.  You have been given your
orders, you shall now carry them out."

Bell: Ano... Did Darkon-san say that? Or was it Saber-san?
WH: I guess it's the Darkon himself.

Andrew: Right you are!

    "Blade, I understand that you've been under a great deal of
stress recently."  The tall. middle-aged albino began.  "However,

WH:[imitating the albino] But that gives you no excuse to blow up the 
world. 

Andrew ["The Brain" voice]: If that happens, I won't be able to take it over.

[Iczer 2 and Belldadny see Blade and starts to drool. Much to 
Warhammer's chagrin.]
I 2: [Dreamy eyed.] Oh D-Boy... please transform!
WH: And women call us men perverts!
[Bell whispers into WH's ear.]
Bell: But he does have a nice butt. And a good choice of pants.
[Warhammer looks at Bell with a rather shocked look.]
Bell: [Laughs] Sorry, even we have our flaws too.

Yuna: That's okay. But stay away from him! HE'S MINE!

    "I don't know.  If you're trying to make me regret my
actions, Sir, then you're a little too late, because I regretted
them before I even came in here.  It's just that, whenever I hear
his voice ... Saber's voice ... there's just this hatred that
flares up inside me.  I don't know why that is."

Bell: I think Blade's got a little pain to work through. 
WH: I believe so.

Yuna: Doesn't he always?

    "I think you do.  It's because he's your twin brother, isn't
it?"  

[Iczer 2 looks around.]
I 2: Who said that?

Andrew [Spock voice]: Considering that Jamison and Blade are the only people
in the room, and Blade is obviously the person being talked to, the logical
conclusion is that Jamison is the speaker.

    Blade simply nodded his head, and stood looking at the
floor.

I 2: Ooh, poor D-Boy.
WH: You're showing pity! Now I've seen everything!

Yuna: She showed pity toward Iczer-3 in OVA 5
Yuri: But that was after she killed her desu.

    "Normally, I'd have you confined to your quarters for what
you did, but you've been spending so much time there in the last
week that it's practically meaningless.  You're dismissed, but if
you behave like you did again, then the consequences will be
severe.  Understand?" 

WH:[Imitating Jamison] Don't go to your room young man!

(LOL)

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [replicates the rapid scene change from the old Batman Tv show.]

Yuna: Yuri, to the batpoles!

    Nagisa gasped with joy as Kawai groaned and opened her eyes.

I 2: I hope she hyperventalates!

(Iczer-1 teleports in and berates Iczer-2 for wishing harm on Nagisa,
resulting in a brawl that destroys several planets) 

    "Yokatta!  Yokatta!  Kawai, I thought you were never going
to wake up!  How are you feeling?"

Bell:[Sweetly] Other than a slight head ache I've had because of your 
piercing voice, I'm fine!
WH: Wow! You just insulted someone!
Bell: Oh my!

Yuna: Signs that you are a *REAL* pain in the butt # 23 - Belldandy insults 
you.

    "Yajin!" Nagisa scolded.  "Do you know how RUDE it is to
just walk into a lady's room without her permission?"
    "Hey, I was just worried about her!"

I 2: [With a smooth smile] Thank heaven for little boys.

Andrew, Yuna, Yuri: (Sweatdrop) 

*     

I 2, Bell, and WH: Huh?

Andrew: Something I use to indicate "same characters, different place".

"So what do we know about this other Iczelion?" Candy asked.

WH: [Quickly] Other than she's a baby, clutz, and bad clone of a certain 
sailor suited heroine?
Bell: Now, Warhammer-san, that was mean.
WH: [Defensively] But it's true!

Yuri: That's not the one she's talking about
Andrew: Like I said, she was there first! And since when was she a *klutz*???

    "Not much.  She managed to chase Saber off, but he was
already wounded from his fight with Kawai." replied Nagisa.  "She
said her name was Nami Shiina."

WH: Oh. They were talking about the dancer. [To shiina] GET SOME PANTS!

:-#

     Before Candy could elaborate, the alarm sounded.  

WH: Doesn't it always do that?
Bell: [Smiling] We'll always have plot devices. 

Andrew: Another fine example of Murphy's Law.

    "Sara, what's happening?   Another attack?" Candy shouted at
the red-headed girl seated at the scanners.

I 2: It's pizza delivery, [Suddenly agitated] OF COURSE  IT'S AN ANOTHER 
ATTACK!

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [In a '20's voice] Meanwhile, Elliot Ness and his men speed towards 
Capone's hideout!

Andrew: And then suddenly realise that they're in the wrong fic, and turn
and head back.

    Blade leaned against the steel-gray wall of a corridor,
exhausted both physically and mentally - physically due to his
lack of sleep in the week since his sister's death, and mentally
due to the stress that had been on him in recent days, including
the beration that had been given to him by Jamison a few minutes
ago.  He knew he'd managed to get off very lightly for what he'd
done, but that didn't seem to help him cope any better.

I 2: And he still looks great!

Yuna: He certainly does have that hormone appeal factor.

    He closed his eyes, and yawned, falling half-asleep while
standing up.  Perhaps he should lie down and try to finally fall
asleep... but he was afraid of what his dreams would bring.

[Warhammer holds up a cube of sugar and sings]

WH: ~Sweet dreams are made of...~ *CRUNCH*

Yuri: I hope he never meets O'Rourke desu.

    "Blade, you can't go to sleep here."  The young man opened
his eyes to find Star standing in front of him.  "Like I've said
to you before, you've got to work your way out of this mess." 
Blade groaned.  "Star, it's not that easy..."

WH: [Imitating Blade]... to be as angsty as I am.
[Both Bell and Iczer 2 slam him into the ground.]

Andrew (Blade voice): It takes a lot of intense training. (WHAP!)

    Blade returned his attention to Star, his voice now,
somehow, more confident.  More eager.
    "Saber's back."

[Iczer 2 continues to 'observe' Blade. And also thinks of Saber.]
I 2: Hmm, 2 delicious D-boys, steamed, pressed, and worked to 
prefection. Oohh, I can't wait for a fight scene!
[The other two sweat nervously.]

Andrew: Won't be too long now...

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [Does the Batman scene change song again.]

[Yuna picks up a bright red telephone out of hammerspace and answers it]
Yuna: Yes, commisioner?

    Kiri spat out an expletive.  "So we've got in incoming horde
of spider-crabs, *plus* two teknomen, and Kawai's too badly hurt
to fight.  Those kinda odds even make me worried."

WH: Oh come on, I've beaten odds a 1000 to 1, it's not that bad.

Andrew: Of course, in anime, 1000 to 1 chances happen 95 percent of the time.

    "All right, everybody, I said earlier that I've come up
with a couple of little surprises, and now's a good time to let
you know about them.  Firstly, there's been a new type of ion gun
added to the /Sunlight/, and now's as good a time as any to make
a field test.  And there's something else that we've managed to
make."  Candy opened a metal box, and several large guns were
revealed inside.

WH: [Smirking] But found to her horror that they were all toys.

Yuna (Candy voice): Oh well, better than the water pistols that were there 
last time.
Yuri: I'm thirsty desu!

    "So your brother wants a piece of you again?  It's about
time that guy gave us a break.  Maybe you can take him out once
and for all this time, Blade."  Ringo's comment indicated that
having his nose broken had in now way injured his sense of humor.

Bell: My goodness, he must have been hit hard. 
I 2: [Dreamy eyed] Yes... D-boy hit him, so it's alright.
WH: ...

Andrew: (Sweatdrop)

    "Believe me, there's nobody who wants that more than me." 

I 2: And there's no one else here that wants you and your brother more 
than I.

Yuna & Yuri: /~ I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want ~/
(WHACK!!!!)
Andrew: *Never* sing a song from that band in my presence AGAIN!

    "Pegas, POWER ON!!!"

I 2: [To Bell, excited] Does this mean that...?
Bell: [Smiling cheerfully] Of course!

Andrew: Sure does.

    "Affirmative."
    "Open the interlock chamber!"

    The chamber swung open, and Blade leaped inside.  Emerald
energy seethed around and through his body, filling him with
vitalizing flame.  Finally, he was back.

I 2: What... it didn't go into detail? DYSON YOU JERK! Grrrrr. Now I'm 
mad. [Looks to Warhammer who's ready for the next joke, only to be 
smashed because of Iczer 2.]

WH: [groggily] Thanks a lot Andrew! [Passes out.]

Andrew: My surname's Dynon, not Dyson.  Don't worry about it, a lot of
people make that mistake.  As for "going into detail", as you put it...
        (Yuna interrupts him)
Yuna (Shampoo voice): There too many violent pervert girls already.  We no 
need another. 

    "All right, here we go!"  Kiri yelled, as the /Sunlight/
flew at the horde of descending spidercrabs, and in the cockpit
with her and Yajin, the still-untransformed Nagisa let out a
terrified scream.  Energy blazed from the new ion gun and a

I 2: Oh shut up you baby!

Bell: I think you'd better calm down Iczer-san.

I 2: I'll be pissed when I want to be! This punk didn't go into detail 
when D-Boy changed.

Andrew: Well, at least she doesn't try to hide what she's really thinking.

"Kiri, we've got another pinger coming in at us! 
Twelve-thirty high!"  cried Yajin.  Before he had finished
speaking, Kiri's sharp eyes had caught sight of the enemy - an
enemy that was smaller and faster-moving than the spider-crabs.
  "Shit."

Bell: Oh my, such language.

Andrew: Well, she's got an enemy teknoman coming straight at her, so I think 
the situation is pretty much appropriate. 

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, another battle
was going on...

[Warhammer hops up.] 
WH: [Sings] ~ I get my kicks above the waistline Sunshine. One night in 
Bancok makes... ~
*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP*

Yuri: I'm hungry again desu!
Yuna: You're always hungry.

    Saber screamed as the wave of green energy slammed into him,
blinding anyone who looked at it.  When it cleared, Saber was
gone.

I 2: TEME!! You killed Evil! Now how am I going to start... [eyes go 
wide when she sees her mistake and shuts up. Warhammer is still out cold 
and Bell is still enthralled in the fic to notice.]

Andrew: Don't worry, Saber's not gonna be killed THAT easy.

I 2: WHY YOU STINKING LITTLE... [Warhammer holds Iczer 2 back from 
trying to kill Nami.]

Andrew: Iczer-2 and Nami have the same seiyuu, don't they? Maybe they could
ask her to work out their differences for them (pauses) ... or maybe not.
Yuna: DEFINITELY not.

    A spray of spider-crab claw fragments slammed Lance's armor.
Almost all of them merely ricocheted off, but one struck the
armor joint in the Teknoman's wrist, causing him to let out a
brief gasp of pain.  He turned to face his attacker - Yajin.

Bell; Oh, how sweet. Yajin-kun coming to help Kawai-chan.

I 2: [With evil smirk] Too bad it won't mean a thing.

Andrew: You're right there!

    "So one of the little mice has managed to scratch me - an
admirable effort.  BUT UNFORTUNATELY, FUTILE!!!"  Forgetting
about Kawai, Lance advanced on Yajin.

I 2: That's why I don't like Teknomen. They tend to forget where they 
going and what they're doing.

Yuna: And I suppose that isn't what happened when you decided to stomp on 
Sayoko with Iczer Sigma instead of fighting your sister?

    Nagisa let out a gasp of terror.  Yajin was going to die. 
So was Kawai.  So was Kiri.  Everyone was going to be killed by
this arrogant, sadistic monster, a servant of a warlord who
wanted to wipe out the entire Earth.  She wished she could fight
that monster.  She wished that god, *any* god, would grant her
the power to defeat him.
    {But I *DO* have that power.}

I 2: Oh boy, here we go... first she'll power up and beat the crap out 
of him.

Andrew: Nagisa's attitude tends to be "If you try to hurt me, I'll cry and
run away, if you try to hurt my friends, I'll get majorly PO'd."

    Lance never knew what hit him.  One moment, he was standing,
contemptuously watching the girl preparing her pathetic attempt
to fight him, the next something had slammed into his chest and
knocked him over backward.  He leaped into the air, planning to
slice his opponent in two, but Nagisa flew at him, a beam sword
appearing in her hand.  Lance hurriedly made a swing at her, but
Nagisa's attack sliced through his weapon, and his right arm,
severing it at the shoulder.  There was only one option left -
retreat.  Turning, he tried to make his way away from the battle.

I 2: Hey, can I call it or what?

Bell: Still, that wasn't nice. 

Yuna: Even the brainwashed slaves of an alien overlord can't make Belldandy
annoyed, can they?

    "Goodbye, Lance."  she said.  "Good fucking riddance."

WH: 0_0 !!
Bell: [In shock]
I 2: [Still frowning] Her FIRST redeeming qualtiy. 

Andrew: Yes, I admit it's probably not normal behaviour for Nagisa, but
she's highly PO'd with Lance at the moment.

    "You were right, Kawai.  You were right when you told me
that when I saw something important to me threatened, then I'd
fight."  Nagisa hugged her.  "I'm Iczelion Prime now, and I have
to do everything I can to help the Earth."

WH: Hey! Giving Optimus back his name!
Bell: Who?
WH: *Sigh* Never mind.

Andrew: I fugured that "Iczelion Prime" would be a good code name for her.
"Normal Type" just doesn't cut it, and "Prime" establishes a connection with
a certain someone else in the Iczer universe.

    "Arigato, Nami-san."  Nagisa said.  "Kawai-san, you should
go into a healing trance.  I'll carry you back to base."

WH: You know... I could say something, but I don't dare.
I 2: You'd better not.

Yuna: For once, I agree with her.

* END CHAPTER THREE *

NEXT TIME:
Iczelion/Teknoman:  Operation: Lightsphere - Phase One, Chapter
Four:  
Both sides get to rest and heal their wounds.  Nagisa and Blade
finally get to see each other, and the connection between the two
is revealed.

WH: They're in reality secret cousins who were disowned and re-adopted 
when...*SMACK*

Andrew: Maybe... not.

Well, I promised Blade would get some action.  It wasn't much,
but rest assured that he's gonna get more "screen time" as the
story progresses.

I 2: All I can say... well, I save it for later. You know what I want 
Dyson... if you want to live...

Andrew: That's "Dynon".

The guns with spider-crab claw fragmets as ammunition came from
the Teknoman episode "Evolution".  This was episode was NOT aired
in the U.S., but down here in Oz, we were lucky enough to have
the ENTIRE series broadcast, right up to the final battle with
Darkon.  (Don't you feel jealous, Warhammer?)  Even so, don't

WH: [Eye twitching] me? Jealous? Naw... [Starts to shake and growl.] YOU 
BET YOUR STINKY LITTLE HIDE I'M JEALOUS!! YOU AUSSIES GET THE ENTIRE 
SERIES WHILE WE ONLY GET HALF BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF [next several 
'colorful' letters omitted for the sake of morality.] COULDN'T GET A 
CLUE!!
[Warhammer stands in the general direction of the UPN building.]

WH: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! 

Andrew [Newsreader voice]:  The UPN building was today blown away by a
mysterious burst of energy...

[While Warhammer continues to curse and hex the people who took Teknoman 

>from him, Bell and Iczer 2 speak for him.]

Bell: A very well done fic Andrew-san. Nice characterizations. 
[Dreamily] And of course D-Boy.

I 2: Hey, I thought you were in love with Keichi.

Bell: I am, but D-Boy was my first crush when I was old enough. 
[blushes, still remembering when she saw D-Boy at first.]

I 2: Well, either way. A good fic, with unlikable characters. Well, at 
least I don't like them. 

Bell: Maybe Warhammer-san shouldn't have invited you.

I 2: You kidding? I love slamming that baby Nagisa.

The End.

Andrew: Thank you! Sayonara!
Yuna: Sayonara!
Yuri: Sayonara desu!
___________________________________________________________________________
Andrew Dynon, Eternal champion of all things Iczer and Mekton-Z

SEIYA: What's the plan?
DEWEY: There isn't one.
SEIYA: Good plan.
 - Nurse Angel Ririka SOS, Episode 26

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