This is a one shot short lemony-flavoured fic that just popped out of my
head. The title means "Shampoo-naked and Ranma-catfist". Be afraid. Be
very very afraid. :) Those who love a good lemon, read on. :)
 
Note: Ranma doesn't know about Shampoo's neko curse yet.
 
Standard disclaimers apply. Don't sue me, I have no money.
 
Shampoo-kekko to Ranma-nekoken
==============================
 
Shampoo had Ranma cornered against the wall of the bathroom. She had
picked the right moment to strike, when there was no one else in the Tendo
Dojo. Genma and Soun were out drinking beer, Kasumi was out shopping,
Nabiki was out extorting money from someone, and Akane was over at a
friend's house. 
 
Shampoo quickly undid the buttons of her Chinese clothes, and let them
fall to the floor, leaving her completely naked, as she smiled at Ranma,
purring seductively. 
 
"Shampoo. What the heck are you doing?! If you think that's gonna---",
exclaimed Ranma. Even in his agitated state, he noticed just how desirable
Shampoo's body looked. Shampoo's breasts were well sized, somewhat bigger
than those of his girl form. Her luscious curves accentuated her abdomen
sexily, running off into a pair of well rounded hips and shapely legs. Her
shaved cunt glistened slightly in the light in anticipation of what was to
come. Ranma started sweating as he could feel his own manhood being
aroused by the sight in front of him. 
 
"Ranma, you watch," said Shampoo. She unhooked the shower head from the
wall, turning on the cold water. The spray of cold water ran over her
luscious curves, dripping onto the floor. Her transformation took place,
leaving a cute white cat with pink paws in her pile of clothing on the
floor. "Mrrrrow." Ranma looked down in horror at the adorable cat standing
before him. He tried to back up as much as he could, only to run into the
wall. 

*Now you're mine,* thought Shampoo-neko. She disentangled herself from the
pile of clothing on the floor, and slowly padded her way towards Ranma,
all the while swishing her tail cutely. 
 
"C-c-c-cat..." Ranma trembled as he edged into the wall, trying
to get himself as far away from the cat as possible, but to no
avail. With a well-placed leap, Shampoo-neko leapt onto Ranma's
right shoulder as she nuzzled her face into his cheek, licking
him gently. "Mrrrrow," she meowed cutely.
 
Ranma backpedaled across the room screaming, trying to shake Shampoo-neko
off of him but much too afraid to touch her. As Ranma changed direction,
Shampoo-neko found herself clinging on desperately to Ranma's shoulder to
avoid being thrown off. On instinct, she extended her claws, digging into
Ranma's shoulder. He let out a cry of pain, as his whole body froze in
terror and Shampoo-neko nuzzled herself closer to him...

*Aaaahhh!!! C-c-c-cat... must... get... away...* thought Ranma as he tried
to get his muscles to move but only succeeded in loosing his balance and
falling down. Shampoo-neko batted Ranma's face with her tail playfully, as
an expression of terror crossed his face... 
 
"Mrrrow." This was not Shampoo-neko's voice. She had finally driven him
over the edge, as the neko-ken kicked in. Ranma got up from his sitting
position onto all fours, as his hands and feet curled like a cat's paws.
"Mrrrrrow." 
 
*Now's my chance!* thought Shampoo-neko. She leapt off Ranma, bounding
over to the furo in a few quick steps and hopped in, sending out a small
splash of water. Ranma-nekoken started leaping around the room like a cat.
Suddenly, a purple blur shot out of the furo, attaching itself to Ranma in
a tight embrace. "Ranma, wo ai ni!" cried Shampoo. 
 
Ranma-nekoken jumped up in surprise at the sudden attack. He leapt out of
Shampoo's grasp, doing a flip in midair and landing on all fours, facing
Shampoo. He hunched his back in a threatening stance and hissed at
Shampoo. Shampoo got up cautiously, appraising her opponent. *Ai ren want
to play hard to get, but is ok. Here come Shampoo!*
 
Shampoo suddenly leapt up in the air, and swooped down on Ranma-nekoken in
a tackle hug. He was too fast for her however, and leapt out of the way.
She rolled as she hit the floor to lessen the impact, and stood up to face
Ranma. 
 
Ranma-nekoken approached Shampoo cautiously. He batted a paw at Shampoo
while hissing, warning her off. Shampoo suddenly dove towards Ranma,
trying to grab him. Ranma chose that moment to attack, and leapt up right
into Shampoo's trajectory. She tried to grab Ranma but it was too late, as
she slammed into him chest first, her bare breasts pressing into his chest
as they rolled across the room in a tangle of arms and legs. 
 
The sound of an inhuman "Mrrrrow!!" and a young girl screaming in pain
could be heard across Nerima. 
 
---
 
Shampoo walked slowly and painfully out of the bathroom, the way she was
walking suggesting that she really had to use the toilet. There were
several scratches on her arms, breasts, and abdomen. Her cunt lips were
spread wide open and looking slightly torn, and were trickling a mixture
of her love juices, some blood and a sticky white substance, trickling
down her leg and dripping onto the tile floor. Some more of the sticky
white substance was smeared on her face and hair, and dripping out of her
mouth. 
 
Shampoo had a BIG grin on her face. Off in the corner, Ranma-nekoken was
sleeping soundly. His clothes were shredded, leaving some scraps of cloth
on the floor. He purred softly in his sleep. His face was beaming from the
reflection of the light off of Shampoo's love juices on his face. He
licked his lips contentedly. 
 
---
 
The End (for now). This idea just kind of came up to me while I was doing
my homework tonight. In the anime, Shampoo showed her cat curse to Ranma
(without freaking him out enough to trigger the nekoken), then jumped into
the furo and glomping onto Ranma naked. Unfortunately, Akane crashed in on
the party and ruined it. I thought...what if Shampoo managed to
successfully seduce Ranma, using the neko-ken to her advantage? This is
what I came up with. 
 
For those of you hentai out there, I apologize for not writing the actual
lemon scene. I don't have much time today and I don't think I could do it
justice; the only lemon scene I have written before was a tentacle rape
scene between evil Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Venus. There was absolutely no
love involved and it was kind of sick (on par with the alt.sex.stories
rape fics). I might try to do the lemon scene though... do you guys think
I should try it? 
 
As to further parts to this story, if I think of anything and have time to
do it I might write it, but 1. I am new at this fanfic writing and 2. I am
a graduate computer science student so I don't have that much time on my
hands. :(
 
If anyone wants to write a fic based on this one, go RIGHT ahead. :) Talk
to me through e-mail first though and let me know what you're planning to
do, so we can avoid continuity mishaps and the like. I think a serious
continuity fic to this would be interesting (although probably hard to
do). What will Ranma do when he wakes up from the nekoken and finds out
what happened between him and Shampoo? Will he keep it a secret? What if
Nabiki finds out somehow? What does this mean for the relationship between
Ranma and Akane the violent gorilla ^_^? Will Ranma finally fall in love
with Shampoo? Will they have another lemon scene, perhaps this time with
Ranma in her girl form? (damn I'm sick ^_^)
 
Or if any experienced lemon writer who thinks they can do a good job wants
to fill in the lemon scene, that would be cool. :) What if Ukyou came to
the Tendo Dojo looking for Ranma, and found him in the bathroom with
Shampoo...and decided to join them? :) (Hey, it worked in Okonomiyaki
Orgy; I loved that fic. Too bad the author didn't write any more.)
 
Again, if anyone wants to write a fic based on this one just talk to me so
I can answer any questions on how the lemon scene roughly happens, etc. 
 
Also, if anyone has a script (especially dialogue) of the bathroom scene
in the anime where Shampoo shows Ranma her cat curse, could you please
send it to me. I'm not that good at writing dialogue and it'll help me
flesh out the opening dialogue in the fic better. 
 
Does anyone know how cats have sex? If so could you please send me that
information. It would help me write Ranma-nekoken's reactions to Shampoo's
advances better. 
 
I do intend on revising this story, and possibly writing more.
 
C&C, MST, etc. welcome. 
 
My e-mail address is pmak@cs.stmarys.ca.