[Warhammer returns to the theater. Iczer 2 walks in behind him, with her 
evil smirk on her face as always. She takes her seat and Warhammer turns 
to the reader.]

WH: Ok, I�ve been waiting for this one for a while, and...
I2: [slightly irritated] I, on the other hand, have not.
WH: Anyway... Since I�m such a nice guy, I�ll take a break from writing 
Seraphim to do this one. And our special guest will be... [looks about 
his person for the letter].

[Iczer 2 waves around the envelope in her hand. In irritation, Warhammer 
snags the letter from her. He opens it up and reads the name. His face 
turns into a mask of confusion.]

WH: B... Belldandy?

[As if on cue, a mirror conveiniently placed by the opening of the door 
brightens. From it, flies the ever popular goddess from 
Fujishima-sensei. She recieves a wave from Warhammer and a death glare 
from Iczer 2.]

I2: Did I ever mention how much I �hate sugar, spice, and all that�s 
nice� girls?

[Belldandy is taken back and shocked.]

Bell: Oh my. 
WH: Oh quit it. Is there ANYTHING half nice that you like?

[Iczer 2 deliberates.]

I 2: Nope.

[Both Bell and Warhammer fall over.]

Bell: Why does that not surprise me?
WH: Got me.

[Fic starts here.]

An Iczelion/Teknoman crossover
OPERATION: LIGHTSPHERE
Phase 1, Chapter 3

I 2: Did I also mentioned that I REALLY hate MSTing fics where I haven�t 
seen the other chapters as well?
WH: Whatever... *WHACK*

(Insert Disclaimer Here)

Belldandy: [Smiling] Here you go. [Inserts the disclaimer.]

Any and all C&C *NEEDED!!!*.  MSTs especially welcome.

******************************
WH: Here you go buddy boy!

I heard about a person who had a broken heart,
With nothing to drive him on - no hope, no spark, no faith.
He couldn't see at all, to see the pride ahead,
He kept it all inside, the guilt and all the pain.
You know, I say, I tried to warn him
They had him backed up against the wall,
I hope I'm not too late!
No-one can tell you exactly what you have gotta be -
You've got to stand your ground, and fight to save your life!
It may be hard, but, ooooh, it's the only way.
Always remember it, there ain't no second prize,
There ain't no second prize.
    - Jimmy Barnes, "No Second Prize"
*******************************

WH: Man, that was depressing.
I 2: I know, I liked it.
Bell: You are a very dark person Iczer-san.

    "Kawai-san ... gomen ne.  You got hurt protecting me because
I was too scared to fight."  Kawai had fallen into
unconsciousness shortly after Saber had retreated, and Nagisa
stood over her as she lay, still in her Iczelion armor, on a bed
in the base's medical center.  The medscanners indicated the

WH: Medical Center, starring Evil Canivle.
I2 & Bell: What?
WH: Never mind. 

Silver Iczelion to be stable, and there were no visible wounds,
but she lay completely still, without even seeming to breathe.  

WH: [In an old man�s voice] HA! You little whipper snappers think you 
can do anything with Oxygen. I haven�t done any and I�m just fine!

    Nagisa rubbed her eyes, trying to fight off sleep.  She had
to be with her new friend when she awoke, she had to apologise
for putting her in danger.  What was a little lost sleep compared
to trying to reconcile her for those things?

I 2: Did I also mention I REALLY HATE Nagisa!
Bell: I think we all guessed on that one.

    "Kawai." Nagisa paused, as if she had momentarily forgotten
what she was going to say.  "Kawaisou*."
* You poor thing.

WH: So, her name is �cute�? Come on!
I 2: Yea, I�ll kawai her into next Tuesday!
Bell: My, such violent tendancies!

*    *    *    *    *

I 2: Hey, what are those?
WH: Screen changes dummy. *SNAP* ...ouchie...

    "I see."  As usual, there was no detectable emotion in
Darkon's deep voice.  "The servants of my masters' enemies have
arrived."

I 2: Wow, James Earl Jones.
WH: [Deep voiced] Sorry, I have a cold.

    "That is true, my lord."  Saber kneeled before the
TeknoWarlord.  Saber was not the only one of Darkon's servants
that was currently present - Axe, Lance and Sword were also in
the chamber.

Bell: My goodness, we have a full weapons rack here.
WH: Bell, their basically cybernetic knights.
[A small kanji meaning �comprehension� pops above her head.]

    "Sword, Lance.  You shall dispose of those girls.  Axe, you
shall remain in reserve.  As for you, Saber..."
    "Yes, Master Darkon?"

I 2: [Purrs] Don�t worry Evil, you�ll get your chance. 
WH: but, his name is Saber.
I 2: Well �I� call him Evil, and... [gets that dreamy look in her 
eyes.]... he can woo me to the dark side any day. 
[The other two sweat in apprehension.]

    "I shall give you another chance to dispose of your brother.
If he should manage to ally with our masters' enemies, our hold
on this planet may be jeopardized."

WH:[Dressed like Alex Trabec] THIS. IS. JEOPORDY! It�s the name of the 
Sailor Moon wanna be that supposed to be the main hero.
Bell: Who is Nagisa Kano/Kasumi/Kai?
WH: You are correct.

    Lance laughed.  "Darkon, you need not worry.  I can destroy
him and the three Iczelions by myself."

Bell: My, he sure is confident. 
WH: Betcha 7500 Meseta* that he dies because of that.
I 2: You�re on.

    "Silence, Lance, I did not ask for your input.  Remember
your place, or suffer the consequences.  You have been given your
orders, you shall now carry them out."

Bell: Ano... Did Darkon-san say that? Or was it Saber-san?
WH: I guess it�s the Darkon himself.

    After his Teknomen had left, Darkon turned, casting his eyes
over the pods lining the walls of the chamber.  Eight of them had
been broken out of, others were empty except for liquid, or
contained the atrophied remains of human beings.  In two of them,
however, were armored figures - two more teknomen, almost ready
to come to maturity. 

I 2: HMPH! I know they won�t be as cute as Evil is. And they never will 
be! HA!
WH: You are obsessed with Evil.
I 2: So what?

*    *    *    *    *

WH: Ah HA! Another scene change!

    "Blade, I understand that you've been under a great deal of
stress recently."  The tall. middle-aged albino began.  "However,

WH:[imitating the albino] But that gives you no excuse to blow up the 
world. 

that in no way excuses the injury you did to Ringo.  I cannot and
will not tolerate your harming another member of the Space
Knights.  Even in your distressed state, you should have known
better.  It was extremely fortunate for Ringo that he only ended
up with a broken nose."  Jamison stopped speaking, observing
Blade's more-sullen-than-usual face.  While on one hand he could
not tolerate Blade's attack on Ringo, on the other there was no
telling what effect unduly punishing him could have on his
already damaged psyche.  "Tell me, Blade, what punishment do you
think it would be fair for me to give you?"

[Iczer 2 and Belldadny see Blade and starts to drool. Much to 
Warhammer�s chagrin.]
I 2: [Dreamy eyed.] Oh D-Boy... please transform!
WH: And women call us men perverts!
[Bell whispers into WH�s ear.]
Bell: But he does have a nice butt. And a good choice of pants.
[Warhammer looks at Bell with a rather shocked look.]
Bell: [Laughs] Sorry, even we have our flaws too.

    "I don't know.  If you're trying to make me regret my
actions, Sir, then you're a little too late, because I regretted
them before I even came in here.  It's just that, whenever I hear
his voice ... Saber's voice ... there's just this hatred that
flares up inside me.  I don't know why that is."

Bell: I think Blade�s got a little pain to work through. 
WH: I believe so.

    "I think you do.  It's because he's your twin brother, isn't
it?"  

[Iczer 2 looks around.]
I 2: Who said that?

    Blade simply nodded his head, and stood looking at the
floor.

I 2: Ooh, poor D-Boy.
WH: You�re showing pity! Now I�ve seen everything!

    "Normally, I'd have you confined to your quarters for what
you did, but you've been spending so much time there in the last
week that it's practically meaningless.  You're dismissed, but if
you behave like you did again, then the consequences will be
severe.  Understand?" 

WH:[Imitating Jamison] Don�t go to your room young man!

    "Perfectly, sir."  Blade turned and sullenly trudged out of
the door.

[Bell and Iczer 2 stare after him. They both scribble down several notes 
that cannot be read by human eyes. Something tells Warhammer it is 
better they didn�t know.]

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [replicates the rapid scene change from the old Batman Tv show.]

    "Unnnn...." 

    Nagisa gasped with joy as Kawai groaned and opened her eyes.

I 2: I hope she hyperventalates!

    "Yokatta!  Yokatta!  Kawai, I thought you were never going
to wake up!  How are you feeling?"

Bell:[Sweetly] Other than a slight head ache I�ve had because of your 
piercing voice, I�m fine!
WH: Wow! You just insulted someone!
Bell: Oh my!

    "That blast from Saber almost killed me.  The Iczel was
forced to shut down my consciousness show that my body could be
restored.  I've recovered enough that it's safe for me to regain
consciousness, but I'm a long way from perfect."  Kawai's armor
disappeared, replaced by the jumpsuit she wore when she wasn't
fighting.  "In the condition I'm in at the moment,  it's better
for me to be in human form.  The Iczelion transformation puts a
lot of stress on the body's nervous system, so it's not a good
idea to stay in that form for excessive periods of time."

I 2: Brain damage not included.

    Nagisa nodded.  "Kawai... you saved me.  Thank you."
    "Nagisa-san..."
    The door slid open, and Yajin entered.  "Hey, Kawai, you're
awake!  Looks like our heroine-sama's recovering nicely!"

Bell: Well, it is certainly nice to hear that.

    "Yajin!" Nagisa scolded.  "Do you know how RUDE it is to
just walk into a lady's room without her permission?"
    "Hey, I was just worried about her!"

I 2: [With a smooth smile] Thank heaven for little boys.

    "You could have at least *knocked*.  You knew I was here!" 

WH: [Holds up a pair of door rings that are used to knock on doors.] 
Nice knockers huh? HA! I love that joke! *CRUNCH*
Bell: Oh my!

    Yajin looked defensive.  "Anyway, Nagisa, Candy wants to see
you about the incident.  Kawai, you can stay here and recover."

    "I'm well enough to get out of bed.  I'll go, there's not
much that can hurt me while I'm just in the command center." 
Kawai climbed out of the bed and walked slowly out of the door.

*     

I 2, Bell, and WH: Huh?

"So what do we know about this other Iczelion?" Candy asked.

WH: [Quickly] Other than she�s a baby, clutz, and bad clone of a certain 
sailor suited heroine?
Bell: Now, Warhammer-san, that was mean.
WH: [Defensively] But it�s true!
 

    "Not much.  She managed to chase Saber off, but he was
already wounded from his fight with Kawai." replied Nagisa.  "She
said her name was Nami Shiina."

WH: Oh. They were talking about the dancer. [To shiina] GET SOME PANTS!

    "At any rate, we have no way of contacting her, so we'll
just have to hope that the enemy don't attack in the next few
days."

[ Warhammer imitates alarms.]

    "And if they do..."  Yajin said, "Then Nagisa's all we've
got."  As he said this, Nagisa gasped.

I 2: And that is NOT much at all!

    "Not necessarily."  The tone of confidence in Candy's voice
strengthened. "I've had some research done, and I might just have
come up with a couple of little surprises."

Bell: We can make her better than ever!

     Before Candy could elaborate, the alarm sounded.  

WH: Doesn�t it always do that?
Bell: [Smiling] We�ll always have plot devices. 

    "Sara, what's happening?   Another attack?" Candy shouted at
the red-headed girl seated at the scanners.

I 2: It�s pizza delivery, [Suddenly agitated] OF COURSE  IT�S AN ANOTHER 
ATTACK!

    "Looks like it, commander.  A heap of spidercrabs..." Sara
trailed off.  "And two blips that are smaller and faster-moving."

    "What's the projected point of impact?"

Bell: Ano... right towards your ankles!!!

    Sara stared at her console.  "Point of impact is... right on
top of us."

Bell: Oopsie!

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [In a �20�s voice] Meanwhile, Elliot Ness and his men speed towards 
Capone�s hideout!

    Blade leaned against the steel-gray wall of a corridor,
exhausted both physically and mentally - physically due to his
lack of sleep in the week since his sister's death, and mentally
due to the stress that had been on him in recent days, including
the beration that had been given to him by Jamison a few minutes
ago.  He knew he'd managed to get off very lightly for what he'd
done, but that didn't seem to help him cope any better.

I 2: And he still looks great!

    He closed his eyes, and yawned, falling half-asleep while
standing up.  Perhaps he should lie down and try to finally fall
asleep... but he was afraid of what his dreams would bring.

[Warhammer holds up a cube of sugar and sings]

WH: ~Sweet dreams are made of...~ *CRUNCH*

    "Blade, you can't go to sleep here."  The young man opened
his eyes to find Star standing in front of him.  "Like I've said
to you before, you've got to work your way out of this mess." 
Blade groaned.  "Star, it's not that easy..."

WH: [Imitating Blade]... to be as angsty as I am.
[Both Bell and Iczer 2 slam him into the ground.]

    Star laughed.  "I know.  So, we're not gonna worry about it
for the time being.  Come on, let's go get something to eat." 
She laughed, and, ignoring his protests, grabbed his arm and
half-led half-pulled him down the hallway.  As they approached
the doorway, Blade suddenly stopped, digging his heels into the
floor, and closed his eyes, ignoring Star's panicked questioning
of what was wrong.

[Warhammer gets up quickly and imitates Blade again.]
WH: ...pants... too tight... uhg, I�m... turning Japanese and *WHONG*

    {Brother, I'm coming.  I'm coming to finish you once and for
all.}
    {You just try it.  I've been waiting to get my hands on
you.}
    {Hah.  You don't have your baby sister to hide behind any
more.}
    Blade returned his attention to Star, his voice now,
somehow, more confident.  More eager.
    "Saber's back."

[Iczer 2 continues to �observe� Blade. And also thinks of Saber.]
I 2: Hmm, 2 delicious D-boys, steamed, pressed, and worked to 
prefection. Oohh, I can�t wait for a fight scene!
[The other two sweat nervously.]

*    *    *    *    *

WH: [Does the Batman scene change song again.]

    Kiri spat out an expletive.  "So we've got in incoming horde
of spider-crabs, *plus* two teknomen, and Kawai's too badly hurt
to fight.  Those kinda odds even make me worried."

WH: Oh come on, I�ve beaten odds a 1000 to 1, it�s not that bad.

    Kawai rose from her seat.  "I'll go."
     "Kawai, no!  You'll be killed!"

    "I can't just let everyone else be hurt.  And I'm not going
to just sit around here while other people are fighting against
the Rhadam."  Kawai turned to Candy.  "I'm going to fight."

    "Kawai..." Nagisa said softly.

    "All right, everybody, I said earlier that I've come up
with a couple of little surprises, and now's a good time to let
you know about them.  Firstly, there's been a new type of ion gun
added to the /Sunlight/, and now's as good a time as any to make
a field test.  And there's something else that we've managed to
make."  Candy opened a metal box, and several large guns were
revealed inside.

WH: [Smirking] But found to her horror that they were all toys.

    "The ammunition used for these guns is fragments of
spider-crab claws.  They have far better penetration than any
other weapon ever designed by humans."  Kiri and Yajin each took
one of the guns.  If the /Sunlight/ was put out of commission, as
had happened before, they would be needing them.  Candy tensed. 
"All right, this is it!"

*  *  *  *  *

    "So your brother wants a piece of you again?  It's about
time that guy gave us a break.  Maybe you can take him out once
and for all this time, Blade."  Ringo's comment indicated that
having his nose broken had in now way injured his sense of humor.

Bell: My goodness, he must have been hit hard. 
I 2: [Dreamy eyed] Yes... D-boy hit him, so it�s alright.
WH: ...

    "Believe me, there's nobody who wants that more than me." 

I 2: And there�s no one else here that wants you and your brother more 
than I.

WH: [With semi-circled eyes and a sigh] Well, at least she doesn�t beat 
around the bush.

Blade's reply was dour, as usual, but this time had a hint of
anger in it.
    "I've got several spider-crabs coming in at eleven o'clock
high." Star said, and the /Blue Earth/ turned in the direction
she had indicated.  Blade turned and ran to the back of the
vessel.

    "Pegas, POWER ON!!!"

I 2: [To Bell, excited] Does this mean that...?
Bell: [Smiling cheerfully] Of course!

    "Affirmative."
    "Open the interlock chamber!"

    The chamber swung open, and Blade leaped inside.  Emerald
energy seethed around and through his body, filling him with
vitalizing flame.  Finally, he was back.

I 2: What... it didn�t go into detail? DYSON YOU JERK! Grrrrr. Now I�m 
mad. [Looks to Warhammer who�s ready for the next joke, only to be 
smashed because of Iczer 2.]

WH: [groggily] Thanks a lot Andrew! [Passes out.]

    "TEKNO POWER!!!!!!!"

Bell: Aspiring words.

    "All right, here we go!"  Kiri yelled, as the /Sunlight/
flew at the horde of descending spidercrabs, and in the cockpit
with her and Yajin, the still-untransformed Nagisa let out a
terrified scream.  Energy blazed from the new ion gun and a

I 2: Oh shut up you baby!

Bell: I think you�d better calm down Iczer-san.

I 2: I�ll be pissed when I want to be! This punk didn�t go into detail 
when D-Boy changed.

"Kiri, we've got another pinger coming in at us! 
Twelve-thirty high!"  cried Yajin.  Before he had finished
speaking, Kiri's sharp eyes had caught sight of the enemy - an
enemy that was smaller and faster-moving than the spider-crabs.
  "Shit."

Bell: Oh my, such language.

    Sword swung her teknolance, and sliced off one of the
/Sunlight/'s wings.

WH: Oh, regrettably, there�s bound to be some collateral damage. 

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, another battle
was going on...

[Warhammer hops up.] 
WH: [Sings] ~ I get my kicks above the waistline Sunshine. One night in 
Bancok makes... ~
*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP*

    "You want me Saber?  Here I am, come and get me!"  

I 2: I could say something here, but I�m too pissed right now!

{Time to change my strategy}  Blade flew up and backward,
away from Saber.  Saber flew after him, determined not to let his
prey escape.  He realised his mistake when Blade's
shoulder-plates flipped upwards, revealing the sets emerald
globes from which Blade's energy weapons fired.
  "TEKNO POWER BLASTERS!!!!!!" 

Bell; Insert SFX here...

    Saber screamed as the wave of green energy slammed into him,
blinding anyone who looked at it.  When it cleared, Saber was
gone.

I 2: TEME!! You killed Evil! Now how am I going to start... [eyes go 
wide when she sees her mistake and shuts up. Warhammer is still out cold 
and Bell is still enthralled in the fic to notice.]

    "Did we kill him?" Ringo asked.
    "No.  He's only retreated." was the reply from Blade. 
"He'll be back."

I 2: [A little bit of a smile returns to her face.] Good, I don�t like 
being badguy-less.

*    *    *    *    *

    Nagisa, Yajin, and Kiri climbed out of the wreck of the
/Sunlight/.  They were all slightly shaken, but  Kiri had managed
to use the ship's emergency thrusters to slow their descent, and
prevent any serious injury from being done to any of them. 
However, this was likely to be a very temporary measure. 
Especially considering the fact that Teknoman Sword was currently
hovering above them.

[By this time, Warhammer wakes up.]

    "Do you humans really think you could stand up to Master
Darkon?"  Sword's question was laced with venomous contempt. 
"How foolish."  She brought her teknolance forward, preparing to
slice through the humans' soft bodies...

[Iczer 2 smiles, Belldandy worries, and Warhammer shakes the cobwebs 
out.]

    ...and suddenly turned upward, dodging an energy bolt fired

>from behind her.  Nami Shiina flew at Sword, who growled to

herself and returned the gesture.

[Iczer 2 frowns, Belldandy breathes a sigh of relief and Warhammer 
blinks in confusion.]

    "I suggest that you don't take us humans so lightly." the
Black Iczelion commented.  "We can fight very well, when we have
to."  The two fought, with Nami forcing Sword onto the defensive
and away from the wreck of the /Sunlight/.

I 2: WHY YOU STINKING LITTLE... [Warhammer holds Iczer 2 back from 
trying to kill Nami.]

    "Well, that was pathetic." Lance said in his usual
condescending tone as he approached, his armored feet slamming on
the ground.  "I don't know how you even managed to stand up
against somebody as incompetent as Saber."

I 2: Yea, yeah, YEAH! KILL THE IMPOSTERS!!!

WH: You�re really getting into this aren�t you?

    A spray of spider-crab claw fragments slammed Lance's armor.
Almost all of them merely ricocheted off, but one struck the
armor joint in the Teknoman's wrist, causing him to let out a
brief gasp of pain.  He turned to face his attacker - Yajin.

Bell; Oh, how sweet. Yajin-kun coming to help Kawai-chan.

I 2: [With evil smirk] Too bad it won�t mean a thing.

    "So one of the little mice has managed to scratch me - an
admirable effort.  BUT UNFORTUNATELY, FUTILE!!!"  Forgetting
about Kawai, Lance advanced on Yajin.

I 2: That�s why I don�t like Teknomen. They tend to forget where they 
going and what they�re doing.

    Nagisa let out a gasp of terror.  Yajin was going to die. 
So was Kawai.  So was Kiri.  Everyone was going to be killed by
this arrogant, sadistic monster, a servant of a warlord who
wanted to wipe out the entire Earth.  She wished she could fight
that monster.  She wished that god, *any* god, would grant her
the power to defeat him.
    {But I *DO* have that power.}

I 2: Oh boy, here we go... first she�ll power up and beat the crap out 
of him.

    "LANCE!" she yelled, rising to her feet, her fists clenched
and her knuckles white with fury.  "If you want to hurt Yajin, or
Kawai, or anyone else... YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY AND KILL ME
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  Her Iczel teleported, appearing beside
her.  "CHARGING!!!!!!"
    Lance never knew what hit him.  One moment, he was standing,
contemptuously watching the girl preparing her pathetic attempt
to fight him, the next something had slammed into his chest and
knocked him over backward.  He leaped into the air, planning to
slice his opponent in two, but Nagisa flew at him, a beam sword
appearing in her hand.  Lance hurriedly made a swing at her, but
Nagisa's attack sliced through his weapon, and his right arm,
severing it at the shoulder.  There was only one option left -
retreat.  Turning, he tried to make his way away from the battle.

I 2: Hey, can I call it or what?

Bell: Still, that wasn�t nice. 

    Nagisa teleported in front of Lance, blocking off his escape
route.  
    "Oh, no, you don't.  You're not getting away."  Bringing her
arms together, she built up a charge of white-hot energy. 

    "No... no... NOOOOO!!!!!!"  Lance let out a scream of agony
as he was engulfed by Nagisa's energy blast.  Sword, seeing Lance
vaporised by Nagisa's blast, weighed up her options and
retreated.  Nagisa looked on at where Lance had been.

    "Goodbye, Lance."  she said.  "Good fucking riddance."

WH: 0_0 !!
Bell: [In shock]
I 2: [Still frowning] Her FIRST redeeming qualtiy. 

    She turned towards the wounded Kawai, and her expression
became one of concern.
     "Kawai... are you all right?"
    "Nagisa..." the Silver Iczelion rose to a sitting position. 
"Congratulations."

    "You were right, Kawai.  You were right when you told me
that when I saw something important to me threatened, then I'd
fight."  Nagisa hugged her.  "I'm Iczelion Prime now, and I have
to do everything I can to help the Earth."

WH: Hey! Giving Optimus back his name!
Bell: Who?
WH: *Sigh* Never mind.

    "I gotta admit, I didn't think you had it in you."  Nami
descended to the ground, and stood over the pair.  "But you just
needed the right motivation."

[Iczer 2 growls like a rabid wolf at Nami.]

    "Arigato, Nami-san."  Nagisa said.  "Kawai-san, you should
go into a healing trance.  I'll carry you back to base."

WH: You know... I could say something, but I don�t dare.
I 2: You�d better not.

* END CHAPTER THREE *

NEXT TIME:
Iczelion/Teknoman:  Operation: Lightsphere - Phase One, Chapter
Four:  
Both sides get to rest and heal their wounds.  Nagisa and Blade
finally get to see each other, and the connection between the two
is revealed.

WH: They�re in reality secret cousins who were disowned and re-adopted 
when...*SMACK*

Well, I promised Blade would get some action.  It wasn't much,
but rest assured that he's gonna get more "screen time" as the
story progresses.

I 2: All I can say... well, I save it for later. You know what I want 
Dyson... if you want to live...

The guns with spider-crab claw fragmets as ammunition came from
the Teknoman episode "Evolution".  This was episode was NOT aired
in the U.S., but down here in Oz, we were lucky enough to have
the ENTIRE series broadcast, right up to the final battle with
Darkon.  (Don't you feel jealous, Warhammer?)  Even so, don't

WH: [Eye twitching] me? Jealous? Naw... [Starts to shake and growl.] YOU 
BET YOUR STINKY LITTLE HIDE I�M JEALOUS!! YOU AUSSIES GET THE ENTIRE 
SERIES WHILE WE ONLY GET HALF BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF [next several 
�colorful� letters omitted for the sake of morality.] COULDN�T GET A 
CLUE!!
[Warhammer stands in the general direction of the UPN building.]

WH: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! 

[While Warhammer continues to curse and hex the people who took Teknoman 
from him, Bell and Iczer 2 speak for him.]

Bell: A very well done fic Andrew-san. Nice characterizations. 
[Dreamily] And of course D-Boy.

I 2: Hey, I thought you were in love with Keichi.

Bell: I am, but D-Boy was my first crush when I was old enough. 
[blushes, still remembering when she saw D-Boy at first.]

I 2: Well, either way. A good fic, with unlikable characters. Well, at 
least I don�t like them. 

Bell: Maybe Warhammer-san shouldn�t have invited you.

I 2: You kidding? I love slamming that baby Nagisa.

The End.



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