Just idle curiosity.  Who do you think Tybalt is?

[Crusty old man wanders into shot...]  What?  Tybalt?  Tybalt?!  I'll 
give ya a damn Tybalt!  I remember back in the good old days when we 
didn't have any Tybalt's...

Popular theory:  White Wolf is Tybalt.

What?  White Wolf is White Wolf, don't you go calling him some Tybalt or 
something!!!  Thats whats wrong with ya damn kids these days!  You got no 
respect for your elders!!! [waves cane wildly]

My theory:  Taleswapper is Tybalt

Tales Wapper?!  What the hell kind of name is that?!  Ya damn kids don't 
have the common decency to get a good name now!  I remember back in the 
old days when people had good names that made sence!  Why there was this 
one guy...what was his name....

Weird theory:  I am Tybalt

HA!  I knew it!  Ya punk kid!  I always suspected you were a Tybalt!  
Damn Tybalt invasions wrecking my domino game...This is all your fault!!!

Anime theory:  Nabiki is Tybalt

[Leans forward on cane] Listen boy, yer new here so I'll give you the 
benifit of the doubt.  Don't ya think Nabiki would find some way to make 
money off of spamers?!  Damn it!  Think about it before you just start 
babbling things at me...I'm too old for this kind of stuff .... damn kids 
these days...gotta baby sit their sneekers their so buisy spamming up 
their mailboxes...

Cognito, ergo Tybalt:  We are all Tybalt

Why you snot nosed little punk!  What do you mean by that!  I'm no 
Tybalt...no wait...maybe I...or was it joey....

Any other ideas?

[starts pacing] Damn it boy!  Can't you just leave well enough alone!  
Once you start accusing people...then theres the pointed finger...and 
lions in pits of christians...and then the jello, I hope its strawberry 
tonight...and around three the dominos...or is it bingo night?  Thats not 
the point!  The point is you can't know without disturbing the primal 
ballance of things.  If that fragile ballance is tipped even a little bit 
then the whole bowl of jello goes right on the floor and everyone laughs 
at you...Damn It!  I hate that!  Now quit bothering me...and stay the 
hell away from my jello!!!

Matthew Trotter, Today the CSci Home page was fucked...
                 apparently as a change of pace from the
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