Author�s Note: Not all of my fics are dark and serious you know. Try 
this out for size and tell me what you think. 


{The screen fades out as we go into the fanfic.}

Note: {BEEP}=change between scenes

TekkaKnight Warhammer presents
Teknoman:
Shara�s Last Shift
A silly outake thingie of
Teknoman
which is based on the anime and manga of
Space Knight Tekkaman Blade 
which is based on....

Slade: NO! That�s "Gift" you idiot! AND GET ON WITH IT!!

{BEEP}

That night.

	She walked out of her room and onto the balcony that was attached to 
her room and looked to the sky. Remembering everything until that 
tragedy occurred, with a smile. For a second, she wanted to see the 
future, of her, Ness, and Cain. Together. Not as Teknomen facing each 
other, but as family. Playing on the beach like they did as children. 
Laughing, talking, and living life. 

	Picking a star randomly, she looked toward it and spoke, even though no 
one around was listening. "Please. Give me the strength to hold on until 
my job is finished. Please." With that last plea, a tear rolled down her 
cheek. As she walked back into her room she heard something behind her 
to see that the star she picked was falling, it looked like the strings 
broke. 

	After a glass shattering crash, she turned SD, with a sweat drop, 
turned to the director, and said, "Was that supposed to happen?"

{BEEP}  

An uneasy silence landed upon them all and lasted for several quiet 
minutes. 

Then the phone rang, since no one was scripted to get it, it kept on 
ringing. Everyone tried to keep their composure as the phone continued 
to ring. Not standing it anymore, Jamison yelled "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE 
ANSWER THAT!!!!!" Everyone fell over from the scream.

{BEEP}


Until someone spoke up.

	"BOOGER!!" 

Everyone turned to see a small golden robot that looked like a crow off 
stage. It was MST3K�s Crow T. Robot, making one of his usual jokes. 
While he was rolling on the floor laughing, everyone had turned SD, had 
the annoyed half-eyed look, looked to him, and simply stared. Until 
Slade yelled "GET �EM!" and with that, the chase began!

{BEEP}

She actually let a giggle escape her mouth and a small exchange began 
between them both, until it was interrupted by the sound of the remains 
of the pods flowing into the chamber and Pegas. She wished him good luck 
and he to her. Walking to the door of the chamber, she stepped through 
the door and it closed slowly behind her. Slade jumped into the 
interlock chamber and it closed behind him as it always did. 

	What he forgot was that someone neglected to tie down Pegas, because 
without support, it fell backward and crashed onto the floor. Slade�s 
voice could be heard through the walling. "Uh, could someone get me out 
of here?"

{BEEP}

She slammed the door behind her as she got back to her room. Walking to 
her bed, she slammed her fist against the wall, it hurt immensely, and 
the fact that she was angry at Slade didn�t help at all. 
<That......that.......SON OF A...> she never finished her thought as she 
slammed her fist again in the wall.

	Then she realized that she hit it harder than she was supposed to and 
began to run around the room in SD Form, screaming in pain. Until she 
hit the door, and fell to the ground unconscious. Complete with little 
birdies and stars. 

{BEEP}

Then, just as he thought that all this newly found power was going to 
consume him, he found that the hatch on the top of Pegas had opened. He 
jumped out and found that someone was playing around with the springs. 
He found his head had pierced the ceiling and the rest of himself was 
hanging, struggling to get out. 

{BEEP}

"Hey boys! Wanna play ball?" the orange, white, black armored and 
definately feminine looking Teknoman said, walking to the edge of the 
cliff. In it�s right hand, it carried a nasty looking scythe, the pole 
twice the length of her arm and the blade length curved and 3 meters 
long. 

	Unfortunately, she didn�t see the edge of the platform she was on. She 
turned SD, screamed, and fell over. With a thud, the other Teknomen 
sweated hard. 

{BEEP}

>From their place in the air, Axe, Lance, and Rapier saw what appeared to 
be their new opponent. The only thing they could do was gawk as Scythe 
came at them at a speed that none of them could match. They all 
scattered as she swung her weapon at an arc that would have hit them all 
had they not moved. 

Sadly, she swung a bit too hard and had begun to spin at a rate that she 
lost balance and fell down with a *THUD*.  The other Teknomen did the 
oneframe facefault and fall down. 

{BEEP}

Until a ruby colored stream of energy came from below and grasped the 
point to pull it downward and out of Ringo�s way. What she didn�t count 
on was that the wind had wound the wire around Ringo and she had already 
begun to yank down. 

	The end result was a neat little pile of Shara and Ringo, all tangled 
up. Seeing the scene lost, he turned to Shara and said "So, you live 
around here?" People started to come from off-camera to help as the 
scenes switched.

{BEEP}

The two brothers fought with the furies of gods as their blades sung 
through the wind and rang like bells on a cathedral, sparks of light 
jumping from the contact point. Until Saber started to shake, and then, 
his arms fell off. With sweatmarks on both of their heads, Saber joked 
"Go ahead and hit me Slade, I�m unarmed." He began to laugh as Slade 
flew down to pick up Saber�s lost arms. While that, Saber also added "A 
Farewell to Arms. GET IT? I�m going out on a limb. How about having some 
finger sandwiches?" and laughed harder than usual. 

{BEEP}

"What�s wrong Saber? You seem to be a bit off your game today?" Slade 
said as he swung his improved lance again at Saber, missing, the weaker 
of the two teknomen, charged again, growling in frustration at his 
apparent disadvantage. Their weapons clanged once more and continued to 
do so, but as time lingered on, Saber found his strength going down. 

	Then, someone yelled off camera. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE YOU ARMORED 
NEGASLEEZE!" 

	Saber turned whispering, "No, please. Anyone but her!" He discovered to 
his horror that it was indeed that person. Sailor Moon had accidentally 
come on set and thought it was the cross-over the writer had planned.  
She was wrong. She continued her little speech until she looked around 
to see that she was the only Takeuchi character in the scene. She 
started to get all red and then did the only thing she could do, cry. 

	Then, SD Slade walked beside her and patted her head, trying to keep 
his calm, "Serena, calm down. Just go back to your own set and well let 
you know when the crossover is, ok?"

	She was able to manage an Ok while wailing and began to walk off set as 
one of the stage hands escorted her to her set.

{BEEP}

"What�s wrong Saber? You seem to be a bit off your game today...." Slade 
said as he swung his improved lance again at Saber, missing, the weaker 
of the two teknomen, charged again, growling in frustration at his 
apparent disadvantage. Their weapons clanged once more and continued to 
do so, but as time lingered on, Saber found his strength going down. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THEY�RE SOOOOOOOOO KAWAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!" A voice 
screeched. With a *BOING* their eyes looked through their helmets, 
turned around and found the horror of horrors. With sparking eyes, eyes 
the size of china plates, and enough pink to make the Sugar Plum Fairy 
sick, stood Azuza Shiratori. "GEORGETTE! VINCENT! YOU�RE BOTH SO CUTE!" 
and ran to both armored men. 

	Some fear what is known, some fear what is unknown, but when you see 
Shiratori coming after you and calling you some ridiculous name, you run 
like a bat out of hell. With arms raised and voices screeching, both 
Saber and Slade ran for their lives.

{BEEP}

"What�s wrong Saber? You seem to be a bit off your game today." Slade 
said as he swung his improved lance again at Saber, missing, the weaker 
of the two teknomen, charged again, growling in frustration at his 
apparent disadvantage. Their weapons clanged once more and continued to 
do so, but as time lingered on, Saber found his strength going down. 

	A lightning bolt, followed by a rose, imbedded itself in Slade�s lance. 
Both teknomen looked up to see a caped figure, floating in the sky. 

	"He who dares to try and attack the weak shall feel the wrath of the 
rose." Cried the tuxedo clad man as he landed on the ground in front of 
them both. Looking around, Tuxedo Mask then realized that he was on the 
wrong set. "Uh, oops." He said slightly. 

	Both Slade and Saber were growling with impatience, all they both 
needed was a glance at each other to know what the other was thinking. 
Looking at the Tux boy, Slade�s pauldron�s opened and Saber�s chest 
plate began to glow. "OOPS?! WE�LL "OOPS" YOU CHIBA!" Slade yelled as 
his own energy plates began to glow.

	With a simultaneous cry, they screamed "TWIN TEKNO BOLT!" and both 
green and red energies flew at Tuxedo Mask. Of course, being a Takeuchi 
character, he was able to hop to the left in time so that only his cape 
was caught. Then, deciding not to push his luck, he ran away to his own 
set. 

	Calming down, Saber put his hand on Slade�s shoulder, "Feel better 
bro?" Slade nodded as the director told them both to get back to where 
they were before they were interrupted 

{BEEP}

"What�s wrong Saber? You seem to be a bit off your game today...." Slade 
said as he swung his improved lance again at Saber, missing, the weaker 
of the two teknomen, charged again, growling in frustration at his 
apparent disadvantage. Their weapons clanged once more and continued to 
do so, but as time lingered on, Saber found his strength going down. 

	As they charged at each other, they heard another cry, "WHERE IS 
FURINKEN HIGH SCHOOL?" They both turned SD, turned and saw a boy in 
green and yellow, black and yellow bandanna, and backpack with bamboo 
umbrella. Which just comes to show you that when Ryoga gets lost, he 
REALLY gets lost. 

	Saber then began to cry and collapsed to his knees, "That can�t be 
happening. THAT CAN�T BE HAPPENING!!! WHY CAN�T WE JUST DO ONE SCENE 
WITHOUT GETTTING INTERRUPTED BY THESE BONEHEADS WHO CAN�T EVEN FIND 
THEIR OWN SETS!!" 

	Slade looked to Ryoga, his eyes beginning to glow red "Ryoga, please 
leave." He whispered, with a homicidal undertone. That look convinced 
the lost boy to just do that, considering that Slade was larger, faster, 
and more powerful than Ryoga would ever hope to be. As he ran off, a 
psychiatrist was brought on camera to help Saber get his wits together. 

{BEEP}



	Meanwhile, at the edge of the Solar System, a gravity well formed out 
of nowhere. Ice that had been removed from the planet Pluto, was sucked 
into the middle of the growing vortex, into nothing. The black hole-like 
gate continued to grow and grow, and just as it was about to reach the 
point where it would explode, it faultered and dissipated. The only 
thing left in the gate�s wake was a single figure. It floated to the 
surface of the planet and stared off into the distance, where the sun 
and other planets were. 

	Only to fall on it�s face on account of the slippery ice. The director 
yelled "cut" as she got up and got ready to do it again.

{BEEP}

	As they entered into their master�s resting chamber, Darkon�s voice 
shook the whole room as Saber stepping through the archway.

	"SABER! WHY IS IT THAT AFTER ALL THE VICTORIES YOU HAVE GIVEN ME, YOU 
HAVE FAILED ME NOW!?" 

	Both Saber and Sword were on the ground shaking. It looked like Darkon 
had watched "The Wizard of Oz" a few times too many and had turned up 
the volume of his speakers to max. 

	He looked to his underlings in SD Form (Sweat drop included) and 
whispered in a normal volumed tone.

	Darkon: Uh, are you two ok?

{BEEP}

"Thank you master. Now concerning the traitors. I have a plan," Sword 
continued as the other two listened to her, but was interrupted when Axe 
came running through the wall with a piece of pizza in his hand. 

"Pizza�s here!" and ran back out. All of them hungry, Darkon removed 
himself from the gooey cords and floated out. While Sword and Saber ran 
behind him, just as hungry as their master was. 

	In the main chamber, all the Darkon teknomen were enjoying pizza, while 
Lance was speaking to a two foot cat in a white samurai suit. 

	"Ok, that�ll be $34.65."

	Reaching into Lance�s armor pocket, he gave the cat his money and 
received his change. "Here you go. And thanks Speedy."

	"Don�t mention it, you guys just know who to call when you�re hungry." 
With that, the cat walked out of the room and onto other deliveries. 

Within minutes, all the teknomen were happily munching on meat lovers, 
supreme, extra cheese, and veggie style pizzas. One type of pizza for 
each teknoman. The director, who was off-stage, was trying to get things 
in order, but decided not to. They could redo that scene after these 
people were done eating. 

End of the First half

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