Jussi:Such a great fic deserves a MSTing, don't you think so too, Lina?

Lina Inverse:Yup! Or at least as long as there's popcorn.

(Lina digs into a bathtub sized box of popcorn, quickly inhaling (yes, inhaling
feels like the right word for it) its contents.9

Jussi:(looking at the eating Lina)^_^;;;;

       RuffSide Pictures Presents..........



       A Tetsuo Ruxpin Production



       Based On a Conversation By
               Sundown Stauffer
               & Jason Ruff
               (over a bottle of Glenlivet)

Jussi:Hmm... Movie-style credits. Dunno how well it works on fics, though.

       Linn Minmei      vs      The Overfiend

Jussi & Lina: *boggle* Poor overfiend. That's too cruel for even him.

       Screenplay
               Sundown Stauffer
               Jason Ruff
               Kevin Pederson



       Firearms
               Big Bore
               Tetsuo Ruxpin


       Special Effects
               Impossible Light and Magic



       Music
               Tip Hanaka



       Assistant Producer
               Big Bore

Lina:Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all cool and nice, but where the hell's the
fic!??

Jussi:*sweatdrop* Please calm down Lina-san...

       Assistant Director
               Kevin Pederson



       Executive Producer
               Jason Ruff

Lina:I'm waaaaiitiiing!

Jussi:*doublesweatdrop* (thinking:Please Kami-sama, don't let her lose her
temper...)

       Directed by
               Tetsuo Ruxpin






Scene 1

Lina:Well, finally! (puts on earplugs)

Minmei:  "To be in love....  
               Must be the sweetest feeling, that a girl can feel.

Jussi:AAAARGGGHH! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

Lina:Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the
flow of time...

         To be in lo.....  
               EEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jussi:*boggle*

Lina*stare*

(Jussi and Lina glace at each other. Then they both get VERY big grins on their
faces.)

Jussi:(waving too fans, Takahashi-style.) WAI! WAI! WAI!! The evil singer is
dead!!
Yes! YESSSS!!! Thank you dear author!! Thank you!!!

Lina:(leaning back and relaxing) Ah, the blessed silence. I'm so happy that
I could
start a fast and not miss eating.

            

       

       THE END.   

Jussi:Well, that was a short one.

Lina:Good. We don't have any more popcorn

Jussi:*sweatdrop* You ate it all before the fic had started.

Lina:Good, if it was so short. I'd hate to waste something.

Jussi:*another sweatdrop*

       Cast        
               Minmei
               The Overfiend



       Stunt Co-ordinator
               Sundown Stauffer



       Finace Supervisor
               Kenjji Vovler



       Catering
               SE-12

Lina:Hey! Does this have a point? You already killed her, there's no need to 
dwell on it!

       Chocobo Handeler
               Kevin Pederson



       Casting
               Visual Purple

Jussi:*yawn*

Lina:*grumble* (thinking:I could be eating right now...)

       Wardrobe
               Yankee Doodle Workshop



       Key Grip
               Big Bore

Lina:(thinking:Or beating up some bandits...)

Jussi:(notices that Lina's seething again) *sweatdrop*

       Grips
               Kevin Pederson
               Jason Ruff
               


       Body Double
               Sophia Re'Hai



       Sound Effects
               Kevin Pederson

Lina:Awww, stuff it. FIRE...

Jussi:Everybody! DUCK!!! (hides behind the sofa)

Lina:BALL!!!!

KA-FOOOOOM!!!

<due to technical difficulties, we are unable to continue this MSTing. We
apologise for the inconvenience.>
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Jushi, The resident Martian of cyberspace
Jussi.Nikander@alien.nixu.fi
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Seems like an awful waste of space.