Subject: "AKANE LOVES P-CHAN!!" (CLASSIC) (R1/2)
From: fcasper
Date: 10/31/1997, 5:19 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

"Akane loves P-chan!!"

By: Webdragon
        

	"Bwee....", P-chan squealed as he snuggled close to Akane, who
tossed and turned restlessly.  Then Akane, slowly but surely, wakes up
with the morning sun shining on her through the white curtains that
rustle in the breeze.  

	She lies there for a few more moments, savoring the feeling of a soft,
warm bed and a comfortable blanket.  Akane could hear the birds chirping
outside, singing their songs.  She checks her clock; good, it's a
Sunday.  No school.  

	She looks down at P-chan and she pats him.  P-chan starts awake with a
grunt and looks up at Akane with adoring eyes.  Akane smiles back at her
pet pig.

        "Good morning, P-chan!", she greets.  P-chan gave a small grunt
and stretched beside Akane.  Akane picks P-chan up and she gets out of
bed, putting on her soft slippers.  Then, balancing P-chan on her
shoulder by draping him around her neck, Akane makes her bed.  Then she
heads out of herroom and to the bathroom, yawning a little as she did. 
P-chan leaps out of her arms and waits outside the bathroom door, and
Akane steps inside.

	Minutes later, she steps out, looking refreshed, and she kneels down
next to P-chan.

        "My little baby waited for me...aww, P-chan.  You're so CUUTE!"
Akane picks P-chan up and hugs him close to her.  P-chan's ears twitch
once, then twice, and his snout begins to turn red.  Akane chooses that
moment to tuck him into the crook of her arm and she went to change.  

        Then she went down to the table and ate her breakfast with the
rest of the family.  She grabs a piece of carrot with her chopstick and
puts it close to P-chan, who eats it without further ado.  Akane laughed
as she saw P-chan munch on the vegetable, looking so cute as he does. 
Ranma merely snorts and gives P-chan the evil eye.  P-chan snorts back
and accepts a shrimp from Akane's chopsticks.

        "Kasumi, is there any more rice?", asked Akane.

        "There is a whole potful in the kitchen, Akane.  I'll get you
some, if you want..", said Kasumi with a smile.

        "No, that's okay, Kasumi. I'll get it myself.  Thanks anyways."

        Akane gets up and brings P-chan with her, who is still munching
on the shrimp morsel.  She sets P-chan on the kitchen counter.

        "Now, you just wait right here, P-chan, and I'll go fill up my
rice bowl, alright?"

        "Bweee!  Bu-kii!", squealed P-chan.  Akane walks off towards the
rice cooker and P-chan plays with the vegetables scattered here and
there on the counter, rolling over a tomato here, and snuggling in a bed
of beansprouts there.

        "P-chan!  Come here, baby!"

        He squealed in delight as he heard footsteps behind him.  P-chan
turned around, to look at Akane.

        He felt, rather than saw, something hard and sharp cleaving into
his skull and splitting him into two, chopping through the ribs and
spilling his entrails and brains out in a gory burst of blood.  The last
thing he saw before the blackness took him was an image of Akane looking
down at him with psychotic eyes - and gripping the handle of a
double-edged axe.


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        This is a shockfic, BTW.

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