No this is not a wish fulfilment revengefic.  It's more along the 
lines of what happens when several anime characters get together to 
pull a little revenge joke upon the author which has some unexpected 
side effects.

Rabbit
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	All was quiet at the Anime bar and grill, ya know the place where 
all anime characters hang out when they are not working.  The silence 
was suddenly and abruptly shattered when the door was was knocked off 
the hinges.  Since things like this were the norm no-one really paid 
attention.  What did get thier attention was the wave of negetive Ki 
that rolled into the room which was followed by a fellow resting  a 
Mallet Of Doom!! @tm. on his shoulder and wearing a stove pipe hat 
where a boonie hat should be pearching.  Several characters upon 
seeing the blunt instrument of destruction and the change of hats 
started to bigsweat.  

	Rabbit looked around at the assembled group his eyes stopping every 
so often on various charaters and smiled a a smile that the tax 
auditors give you when they find that your figures don't add up.  
Finally Rabbit saw the person he was looking for.  Walking over to 
Washu, who was doing her very best to make herself as invisible as 
possible sitting with the rest of the Tenchi cast, and sitting next 
to her, said in a sweet voice that promissed the violence of a 
chainsaw wielding loonie "Perchance my dear sweet Washu-chan did you 
stick a dimentional gate on my bathroom door?"  Washu nodded.  Rabbit 
said in the same sweet voice "Did you link the other end to 
Jusenkyo?" Washu managed to find her voice "Yes..." Rabbit pulled off 
the stove pipe hat.  Underneath was a set of rabbit ears.  Rabbit's 
voice went from being sweet to a low growl that was increasing in 
volume "I was drinking my morning cup of coffee when I wen through 
the door, oh and how coincidental that it was spring of drowned 
rabbit, when I fell in I spilled my coffee on myself.  NOW I AM STUCK 
IN BETWEEN!!!!  MY SHOES DON'T FIT ANYMORE AND I HAD TO MODIFY ALL MY 
CLOTHES!!!"  To show his point Rabbit stood up and turned around, and 
yes poking through the back of his jeans was a fluffy rabbits tail. 
Rabbit then continued to yell, now getting right in Washu's face "DO 
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS?!?"  Rabbit 
then suddenly stoped yelling and sat back down.  a grinch like smile 
suddenly curled up on his face.  Washu started to sweat profusely 
knowing that when Rabbit smiled like this it was never a good sign.  
Musing to himself, just loud enough for Washu to hear, he said "maybe 
I SHOULD use that gag line I wrote to P Masters the other day.  
Hearing this she finally caved in and bawled "PLEASE DON"T SET ME UP 
WITH BEEKMAN, BILL NYE WAS BAD ENOUGH, BUT NOT BEEKMAN!  IT WAS RANMA 
AND RYOGA THAT SUGESTED THE LOCATION!!"  Rabbit looked over just as 
the two erstwhile martial artist were trying to sneek out the door.  
Leaving the Galactic scientist a blubbering heap, and the rest of the 
Tenchi cast looking as if they wanted to comfort her but not sure if 
it was safe to do so,  Rabbit used a tone of voice that he learned 
from various Drill sergents while in the Army "FREEZE YOU TWO!"  
They Froze.  Walking up to them, he put an arm around each of thier 
shoulders.  "Just to let you fellas know", he said with the 
same feeling of joy that the Torqumada got when doing his work, "That 
I have been listening to ALOT of Alice Cooper lately, reading ALOT 
of Evil Ernie, and I also just got done watching a Psyco maraithon."  
  With that Rabbit walked towards the exit humming Alice Coopers 'No 
More Mr. Nice Guy'.  Stoping to turn around one last time he looked 
over to Kyoske, who was sitting by Madoka having a drink, and said " 
oh Kyoske don't think I've fogoten about A Clockwork Orange Road"  
Kyoske gulped and then a few seconds later passed out.  

  After Rabbit had left things slowly returned to normal.  Ranma and 
Ryoga got themselves to drink and said to each other "we're doomed."  
  


Power corrupts.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Petty power corrupts all out of proportion to actual power.