Hell, still can't stop myself from seeing the next scene to
the series. This fic picks up from where 'How A Villain Should Do It'.
I wrote this in a flash.
Can someone take this fic off my hands ? My head hurts from
seeing this damn scene again and again in my head.
Standard Disclaimer
Conversation
The boy's name as far as the Sailor
Soldiers could surmise was Koji. Koji
Watanabe. It's nice having someone on
the team that can hack through school
records.
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Koji was seated in a secluded spot
behind the school, munching on his lunch,
when the five of them arrived.He was also
singing an Air Supply song off-key.He smiled at
them and leaned back on the tree behind him.
'So, curiosity got the better of you.'
'Hello Koji.' Ami said as she readied herself
for her question. It was quite possible that Koji
blast them right there and then if he felt insulted,
so she was about to ask the question about who
the hell he was and how in heaven's name he
blasted that monstwer and Jadeite with such ease.
But he interrupted her before she could ask the
question.
' Oh, my manners ! I'm quite sorry. Have you eaten
yet ?' he asked offering his lunch , which seemed to
consist of black tofu and a pretzel-like snack on the
side. ' They look delicious but we've already eaten.
What are they anyway ?' said Rei with a meaningful
glance at Usagi who was looking quite hungrily.
' You've eaten already. Good, since you probably
won't be eating anything after I tell you what this stuff
is.' he said as he took one of the pretzel-like things
and took a bite. ' I think I'll regret this but what are they
anyway ?' asked Minako her curiosity piqued.
' This,' holding up one of the pretzelly little morsels,
'is fried pig small intestines.' At this the Senshi's eye's
bugged out. 'Quite tasty really.' he said as he smacked
his lips. ' This particular piece of horsd'oeuvres, ' he said
as he raised one of the tofu-looking black cubes ' is blood.'
He ate it in a bite.' WHAT ! That's blood.' Makoto said
disgust clear in her voice.
' Yes. Want to know how to make it ? Simple.
You slit the offending living being's throat out and let
all the blood flow out in a bucket. Put it in the fridge to
solidify. Then cut 'em up into cute little designs you want
to eat them in. Then Voila ! A masterpiece of culinary
arts.' he said as he munched on the solid blood and fried
guts.
At seeing the disgusted look that he caught on
Usagi's face, he commented. ' Why, Princess , when
you drank my blood during the binding of our pact you
weren't so put off by it ! ' he said totally enjoying the look
taht crossed her face as she ran away, followed by the
other Senshi. ' See you after school.' he shouted after them.
' Maybe I can wrangle a date or two out of your friends.' he
said as he laughed evilly as he began murdering another
classic song by the duo of Russel and Hitchcock.
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Well, that's the scene. Damn ! another scene's coming into my
mind. Idid'nt run this through my prereaders so please put
up with some grammar and spelling and format mistakes.
Note:
Solid blood is totally edible. Barbecue them on a grill and
dip them in a sauce of onions and vinegar and they taste
mighty fine !