Hell, I had this damned scene running
through my head so many damn times 
it gets to the point that I swear I'm insane.
I just had to get rid of the scene in my head 
so I'll not run this through my prereaders 

How A Villain Should Do It


                 The monster roared in defiance, it's 
razorblade hands glinted in the moonlight. People
, weakened after having ther energies, drained
were trying to crawl away.The Sailor Senshi were 
about to take it on, when something strange 
happened.

                  A teenage boy in glasses, dressed
in the usual black school uniform, went walking
in front of the monster schoolbag in hand. The
Senshi gasped when the monster attacked the 
boy, hands coming down to sliced the boy to 
ribbons. The boy looked at the monster off handedly 
as he deftly dodged the attack with a small jump.

                 ' Don't tempt me, ya twerp. I'm retired
from this sort of thing. So just shove off !' the school-
boy said. Ami then realized who he was. He was 
the newly transferred student. She heard that the 
boy was usually sweet tempered, though it wasn't 
obvious from the way he addressed the monster.
'Guys, he's the new student at school !' she whis-
pered to her compatriots.
 
                 The youma was roaring in the boy's 
face since he stayed where he was. ' Yeecch !! 
You've better get a mouthwash.' he said covering 
his nose with one hand.The monster attacked.
The youngster dodged again, jumping straight up
to avoid the blow. ' If you want to be rough then 
I better teach you some respect for your betters'

                  The boy's left hand suddenly erupted 
in black fire as he sent the dark fire streaming
downwards to the youma.' HELLFIRE BLAST !' 
Needless to say, the youma became nothing more 
than a mound of ashes before he landed.

                    ' Pathetic ! They don't make monsters 
like they used to ! A disgrace ! Whoever made that
thing should be dragged into the streets and shot !'
the boy ranted in a snide tone , while cleaning the
dust of his clothes and not minding the stare that the
Senshi were giving him. ' I made that thing , if you
don't mind !' said Jadeite sounding indignant as he 
materialized out of nowhere. He was recently freed 
from his crystal prison, finding the Dark Kingdom 
destroyed found employment under  another energy 
sucking being out for the destruction of the human 
race.        
 
                  ' You called that a monster , Jadeite ?'
the boy pointed at the ashes. Jadeite and the Senshi 
were taken aback by the boy's knowledge of his name.
The boy was obviously pissed off at not being given an
answer and threw an energy ball at Jadeite which he
narrowly dodged.' Jadeite, I was asking you a question !'

                   ' That was a monster, human, if you think
you can do better make one !' Jadeite said getting angry
at his attacker. ' That I will !' the boy said as he pointed
at one of people unconscious on the ground, a young 
woman in her twenties. She levitated off the ground and
was brought to an upright position by the unseen force
that he was using.' Let go of your Beast, milady' addressing
the unconscious woman as he sent a stream of dark power
into her. The woman opened her eyes then she screamed.
It was not the scream of a person but of an animal. Her
fingernails elongated becoming claws, her muscles
bulged ripping her clothes off, hair suddenly sprouted
all across her body became that of a cross between 
human and wolf. 'Hmmm, her animal is a wolf ,eh.'
the boy said as he contemplated his creation.' Fetch.'
he then said pointing at Jadeite. The monster became
a blur as she attacked Jadeite. It was fortunate for him  
that his shield was still up. The abomination bounced off
his shield harmlessly.
 
                    ' Tsk,Tsk, terribly impolite. Now milady,' the
boy said as he pointed once again at his creation,' Back.'
When he uttered the word, her body suddenly reverted 
to human form. The boy then let his dark power cover her
body with black facsimiles of her earlier garments. ' I maybe
a monster at times, but I have modesty.' he said as he
grinned wryly at the Senshi.

                        ' Back to you ,Jadeite. You don't use monsters
to suck energy.' he gestured to the sleeping people scattered 
all over the place. ' You do it like this !' he said with venom in
his voice. He suddenly materialized before Jadeite, bypassing his
shield. The boy's hand shot out like a snake ,and lifted Jadeite
off the ground by the neck. Dark energy cracked around them
as Jadeite's energy was absorbed by the boy. As suddenly as he 
attacked he threw Jadeite to a nearby light pole, thus making 
a bent where there should'nt be. Jadeite was visibly weak as 
he tried to stand up.
     
                         ' Be thankful Jadeite that I've retired from
the Work or I'd have made you ash, too. Another thing , Jadeite.'
the boy started to walk to his school bag, his voice starting 
to take on a lecturing tone. ' You don't attack the goody two shoes
directly. Hell, yeah, Beryl might have blasted the Silver Millenium
with a frontal attack but that left her wide open for a tactical 
counterstrike.' He picked up his bag and looked at the weakened
Dark Kingdom General. 

                        ' Villains should scheme and plot, trying to avoid a
direct confrontation. I told Beryl that a long time ago. As a former 
associate once said "Heroes storm the Gates of Hell. Villains climb
over the Walls of Heaven." Now ,scram before I decide that having
you for a wall ornament is something that I want to do' he said as he
dismissed him with a wave of his hand. Jadeite used the remaining
dark energy he had to make a portal to a place , preferably very
far away.

                         The Senshi assumed a battle stance as the
boy walked towards them. ' Relax , ladies. As I've said before
I'm retired from the world destruction business. I've destroyed
so many that I can't count them.' he said with another roguish
grin. 'Besides, the blood compact between Princess Serenity 
and I  makes me unable to hurt her. As for you guys , I don't 
like to hit beautiful girls. I'd rather date them. Well see you
tommorow at school.' he said as he jumped over them in a 
single bound. In to the waiting shadows.   
     
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Hell, I don't know what to do with this fic.
Anyone want to pick the idea up is welcome to do so.
Just put me in the credits.