Okay folks,
I've finished the Royal Rumble Match. However, it's so dang big that
I had to break it up into four sections.
I'll be willing to send you the uninterrupted copy on request.
The Flashman
May The Spirit Preserve You!
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THE FFML ROYAL RUMBLE
Tybalt waited while the ring was fixed and then, when he was given
the signal from the crew that everything was good to go, he said,
"And now it's time to bring you the Main Event! Tell'em WW."
"You got it buddy," White Wolf replied, "We brought together thirty
of the most powerful Animates we could find and asked them to
paticipate in a thirty participant, over the top rope, Royal Rumble
match. Tonight, those who accepted will fight for the right to be
called the most powerful Animate in existence."
Tybalt said, "I think we better turn our attention to the ring. The
announcer has entered. We're about to get under way."
In the ring, Flashman grabbed the microphone that was lowered to him
once more and said, "Hi folks! I'm more excited about this next
match then you!!!"
The crowd roared in disagreement. Flashman continued as someone
rang the bell, "Ladies and Gentlemen (and not so gentle men) the
following contest is a Royal Rumble match!!!"
The crowd cheered again and Flashman continued, "The rules are as
follows. Earlier today, the thirty participants each drew numbers
between 1 and 30.
"In a few moments, those who drew 1 and 2 will enter the ring area
and every two minutes there after, another participant shall enter.
Elimination occurs when a participant is thrown over the top rope and
both feet hit the floor.
"The last person remaining in the ring, after all 30 have entered,
will be declared the winner!!!
"Now... let us all find out, who drew number one!"
"WHAT TIME IS IT?!," the speakers suddenly blared, "IT'S TIME...
IT'S TAROU TIME!!!!"
The sea of boos drowned out the single cheer for the man who stepped
out from behind the curtain as "Mastodon" began to play. Yes, Blade
was in the audience as Pantyhose Tarou made his way towards the ring.
"Number one is Panyho..."
Flashman stopped as Tarou pulled out a bottle of ice water from
behind his back and held it over his head threateningly. Flashman
coughed and continued, "Tarou."
Tarou nodded in acceptance and stepped between the ropes. Once in
the ring he waited for his first opponent. A few seconds later he
got his answer as Flashman announced, "Number two is... Sailor
Mars!"
"I Want to Be a Star" played as the boos filled the arena again and
as she made her way to the ring Sailor Mars thought, "HEY! I'm one
of the good guys! Why are they booing? Oh wait. This is a Flashman
fic. Never mind."
She leaped over the top rope, into the ring and as soon as Flashman
cleared out, the bell rang and the match began. "Hey," Mars asked,
"is your name REALLY 'Pantyhose Tarou'?"
Tarou grumbled, "What if it is?!"
Mars stifled a giggle, then she started to laugh, "PANTYHOSE Tarou?!?
!? I don't know what's worse. What you're named after or the fact
that it rhymes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
In a rage, Tarou poured the ice water over himself and transformed
into his monster form. Then with a roar, he charged and caught the
stunned Mars napping. The punch he let go sent Mars flying over the
top rope and she landed on the floor, on her head. Tarou-minatour
roared at the crowd and they booed in response (except for Blade of
course).
Soon, the counter reached the ten second mark and the crowd counted
down with it. "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
BZZZZZZZT, went the buzzer and the crowd cheered as NG Knight
Lamuness ran towards the ring. He came in under the ropes and jumped
into the air. He pulled out what looked like a top and flung it at
Tarou as he cried, "ASTRO SPIN!!!"
The Astro Top hit Tarou right in the face and Tarou staggered back
slightly from the unexpected attack. The Astro Top flew back into
the hand of Lamuness and he threw it again, this time with a rope
attached to it and cried, "ASTRO YO-YO!!!"
The Yo-Yo wrapped around Tarous right arm and Lamuness strained his
muscles as he tried to fling his opponent over the top. Tarou simply
planted both his feet and went nowhere. Then, with a casual raising
of the arm, he sent Lamuness over the top and into the first row of
fans. "That's two," Blade yelled from his seat.
BZZZZZZT! The crowds hopes went up again as Yamcha entered the
contest. He entered through the ropes and went on the attack. He
hit Tarou with several punches to the head and then followed up with
a kick to the chest. He then backed up and threw a ki ball at the
monster. Tarou grunted from the impact of the projectile and landed
on his butt. The minatour growled and stood. He grabbed Yamcha as
the former Desert Bandit tried another charge and threw him out of
the ring. Yamcha however, stopped in mid air and stuck his tounge
out at Tarou as he taunted, "Ha! You forget. I can fly."
Tarou drove his fist down on top of Yamchas head and sent him down
to the floor. "Three," Blade encouraged.
BZZZZZT! Jotarou Joestar made his way into the ring. Jotarou
wasted no time as he called forth his Stand of Star Platinum and sent
it charging forward. "ORRA ORRA ORRA ORRA," Star Platinum cried as
it slammed its fists into Tarou-minataurs stomach over and over again.
Tarou, not being a Stand User, didn't see Star Platinum but he did
feel the effects of its attack. The monster let out an inhuman roar
of pain and he thought, "What is he hitting me with? An invisible
version of Fem Boys punching attack?"
Blindly, he lashed out his hand and grabbed hold of something.
Jotarou saw that Tarou had grabbed the arm of Star Platinum. Still
fighting blind, Tarou-minatour flung whatever was in his hands
towards the arena floor. Now, because Jotarou was a Stand User, he
went flying along with his Stand when it was thrown and he crashed to
the floor. "That's FOUR," Blade called down.
"This is easy," Tarou thought, "I feel ready to take on any one."
The timer reached zero and Tarou amended as he saw who it was and
the crowd roared in approval, "Any one but HIM."
BZZZZT! Like a bat out of hell, Vegita stormed the ring, a savage
roar of, "Vegita 3:16 says I'm gonna Final Flash your a**," escaping
his lips.
The prince of the Saya-Jins was all over the monster in a nanosecond.
He unleashed punch after punch after punch on his larger opponent.
Vegita snarled, "Let's see how tough you REALLY are monster."
He backed up and also unleashed a ki ball. He didn't stop at one
however and the energy attacks sent Tarou flat on his back. Vegita
approached slowly and was grabbed by the throat by Tarou. The
minatour threw Vegita out of the ring but Vegita used his flying
abilities to fly back and slammed both of his fists into the rising
Tarous chest. Tarou staggered back and unleashed one of his
tentacles to smash Vegita in the face. Now it was Vegitas turn to
stagger back and he smiled as he said, "Good. I don't want this
fight to be TOO easy."
BZZZZZT! At that point, the timer had reached zero once more. The
crowd went even wilder as A-ko made an appearance. "Wait a sec,"
Tybalt said, "I don't remember A-ko being on the list."
White Wolf was listening to something in his head phones and replied,
"Yes. I see," he turned to Tybalt as he explained, "Apparently, A-
ko is an alternate. Sailor Venus is out sick with the flu and so A-
ko was asked to fill in."
Tarou, seeing the straights he was in, decided it was time to change
opponents. With a roar, he charged A-ko. A-ko stood there and then
simply let go with an incredible right jab to the charging Tarous
head. The audience winced at the dull THWACK that sounded when the
monsters head collided with A-kos extended fist. Tarou stood wide
eyed, A-kos fist still directly in between his eyes and then he
started to fall backwards.
Vegita smirked and as Tarou fell backwards he hit a double axe
handle on the back of Tarous neck. The monster started to fall
forward and A-ko hit him with an uppercut. Tarou fell back again and
Vegita hit him with an axe handle again. They continued to do this
for awhile and the crowd roared in approval. Blade groaned and
shouted, "Come ON Tarou! They're roughing you up in there!! Stop
playing around!!!"
"Who's 'playing'???" Tarou thought as he was sent back and forth
several more times.
Finally, perhaps mercifully, the buzzer sounded again.
BZZZZZZT! All the females in the audience shrieked in panic as
three Harley Davidsons with panties hanging off the handle bars
roared into the arena, heralding the arrival of POA (Perverts Of the
Appocolips). The group, consisting of Happosai, Ataru and Kentaro,
stopped their bikes and tried to leap into the audience but were
stopped by a Level 12 Organic Repulsion Force Field. "We're making
SURE that no one in our audience gets glomped," Flashman remarked,
his finger on the button of a remote that was labeled, "IN CASE POA
TRIES TO GLOMP AUDIENCE MEMBERS."
Seeing that all the pretty ladies outside the ring were unreachable,
Happosai ordered, "Stay here fellas. I'm going in!"
The old lecher bounded into the ring and promptly glomped onto A-ko.
A-ko was stunned by the sudden assault and since her timing was
thrown off, Tarou crashed face first to the mat. Vegita saw what was
happening and decided, "Oh well, that was getting boring."
He grabbed Tarou and lifted him high over his head. "Are you ready,
" he taunted, "to go on a little trip, monster?"
A-ko suddenly crashed into Vegita as she was running like a chicken
with its head cut off, trying to dislodge the little pervert that was
grabbing her chest. Vegita fell over backwards and was crushed by
the falling form of Tarou-minatour.
A-ko cried as she ran in circles around the ring, "LET GO! LET GO!
LET GO!!!!"
"But sweeto," Happosai said in a whiney tone, "I just want to rest
on the most comfortable place in the building."
"I SAID LET GO!!!!!!!!"
A-ko smashed her left fist down on Happosais head and the perv let
go. A-ko then began to stomp on the downed form of the old man and
did so, so viciously, that a billow of dust rose up and covered the
both of them. When it cleared, A-ko wipped the sweat off her brow
and looked down as she said, "That'll teach you, you old..."
She stopped as she saw Vegita under her foot and heard him roar,
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'OLD'?!?!"
Tarou finally caught sight of the one who had ruined his life and he
roared. He charged the little old man but Happosai jumped over him
and threw one of his bombs at the monster. Tarou batted it away and
it landed in the rising Vegitas hand. Vegita looked down at the
small thing and gagged as it blew up in his face, blackening his face
with soot. "Oh," Vegita swore under his breath, "he's gonna pay for
that."
BZZZZZZT! The crowd applauded politely as Sailor Uranus made an
appearance. She slowly entered the ring and seeing Tarou was chasing
Happosai and Vegita was moving in to attack both of them, she was
left with A-ko. "WORLD SHAKING," the Senshi cried.
The yellow energy ball headed for A-ko but the red haired girl
jumped out of the way and the attack hit Vegita square in the back.
All action stopped as Vegita turned, a cold furry in his eyes that
was rapidly becoming a hot one. "I wouldn't mind," the Saya-jin
began, "If the attacks were directed at me... BUT WHY DO I ONLY GET
THE MISSED SHOTS?!!!!!"
The yellow battle aura flared around Vegita and the force unleashed
made everyone plant their feet and try to hold on. Vegitas eyes came
to rest on Sailor Uranus and he growled, "You're first."
Uranus pulled out her Sword and cried, "SPACE SWORD BLA..."
She never got a chance to finish her attack on the ticked off Vegita
and he hit her with a vicious left cross. Uranus lost her grip on
her sword and went flying out of the ring, to the floor. Vegita
snarled, "Good ridence," then he picked up her sword and threw it out,
"and take your damn sword with you!"
Vegita threw it a little harded then he had meant to and several
people ducked as it came at them, before it came to rest on the table
directly between the two commentators. As he saw Warhammer help the
groggy Uranus try to stand so she could leave, Vegita thought, "I
feel MUCH better now."
This was right before A-ko leveled him with a sucker punch to the
back of the head.
Happosai made it look easy but in truth he was growing concerned
with how close Tarou-minataur was to getting him. Tarou unleashed
several of his tentacles but the Master of the Anything Goes Martial
Arts Style, managed to dodge inbetween them. He even managed to tie
two of them up into a cute little bow. As Tarou tried to tug them
apart, Happosai threw another bomb and this time it hit Tarou right
in the kisser.
BZZZZZZZT! The crowds reaction was again reserved to a polite round
of claps as Sailor Neptune joined the fray. She called out as she
entered, "Hey, shorty!"
Vegita turned and snarled as he back handed A-ko away, "Who's
callin' me?!"
"I am. This one's for Uranus. DEEP SUBMERGING!"
The blue ball of water slammed into the Prince of the Saya-jins and
sent him back two inches. Neptune tried again and again and again
but she could only get him to move back three steps in all. Vegita
looked up and grinned evilly as he asked, "Finished?"
Neptune sighed and replied, "I suppose you're going to enjoy
throwing me out as well."
"Nope. I'm going to enjoy WATCHING you get thrown out."
Neptune opened her mouth to reply but was grabbed from behind by A-
ko, who said, "'Scuse me, but me and the Prince here were in the
middle of something when you barged in..."
The red head used a fraction of her super powered might and tossed
Neptune into the third row as she finished, "... and I HATE being
interrupted!"
Vegitas grin gained an even more sinister aspect to it as A-ko
turned back to him and he said as he cracked his knuckles, "Now...
where were we?"
To the fans delight, the two of them began to trade punches. A-kos
punches had more strength to them but Vegita could take more then A-
ko, so the outcome of their duel was in doubt. It ended when both of
them tried to attempt a head butt and their noggins collided. The
two of them backed off and slumped into opposite corners.
Tarou meanwhile, had finally managed to catch Happosai and was using
his tentacles to reel him in. In a rare moment, the crowd cheered
the monster along with Blade as Tarou-minatour finally had Happosai
close enough to grab him in a crushing bear hug. Tarou just started
to smile, when an obstruction suddenly came over his eyes and in
panic, he dropped Happosai and dug at his eyes. He finally pulled
off whatever was blocking his vision and looked at it.
It was a bra.
A-ko looked up and saw Tarou holding something in his hands. Then
her vision focused and to her horror, she saw that it was a BRA...
and not just any bra, it was HERS. Red filled her vision and she
rushed at Tarou. As she reached him, she planted a fist into his
face and cried, "YOU PERVERT!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!"
As Tarou went flying back into the ropes and got tied up as they
ensnared his arms, A-ko stuffed her bra into her shirt pocket and
looked for Vegita. However, Vegita had found another target.
Happosai had been marveling over how his attempt at escape had
produced such an unexpected, yet welcome, side effect, when he felt a
presence behind him. He turned and saw Vegita. Vegita looked at him
with a predatory gaze as he said, "I still owe you for that bomb old
man."
Vegita began throwing fists at an incredible rate but the old lech
managed to dodge them very handily. "Nyah, nyah," Happosai taunted
as he pulled down his lower left eye lid and stuck out his tounge,
"you can't hit me."
A-ko came up from behind him and hit him as he was in mid air. The
decrepit master hit the mat and Vegita and A-ko began to stomp on him
mercilessly.
The crowd began to count down again, "5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."