Subject: [Fanfic][Ranma-What else?] BnB1Half Announcement
From: James Eades
Date: 10/26/1997, 1:56 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I want to thank the people who encouraged me with Macho Caballo.

Since 'Macho' was an 'original-anime-look-and-feel' type
fic, I feel that I should establish my bonafides by turning
out a truly impressive fanfiction of the traditional
variety.  Unfortunately, I have none at the moment.

Therefore, I am submitting chapters on a work-in-progress.
It has all of the wrong stuff: bad taste, OOC characters,
new characters - one of whom has incredible power, and Ranma
acting like a smart-aleck.  What more could you ask?

Maybe you should read the first part, in order to understand
this second part... build up your immunity, that sort of
stuff.  Like Ryoga smashing into the boulder to build up his
endurance.

James

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Announcement of impending fanfic:

Yes, this is a Ranmafic.

Our first story left Beavis and Butthead safely back at
home (if only a little changed by their adventure), Happosai
run out of his sickbed and no longer a burden on Ranma's
conscience, and Cologne's scheme thwarted.

Or is it?

Flashback:

   "Ain'tcha mad cause I beatcha?"

   "Oh, I did not lose, future son-in-law.  On the contrary,
   you've just proved yourself that much more valuable."

   "Grrr.. Why do I get the feeling I been wasting my time?"

>From her perch atop the electrical pole across the street
from the dojo, Cologne smiled shrewdly.  "Oh, no,
son-in-law. That was no mere hedge-demon.  Not in a class
with Happosai, perhaps, but more than powerful enough to
give you trouble. Oh, yes.  You'll be asking for my
assistance before long!"

And Happosai, having been run out of the neighborhood by
Bull and her terrifying "Iron Underwear Attack," is back. He
has learned of her fear of fire, and is going to use it
against her with a plan to defeat her and get her
unmentionables to boot.  The only person who could protect
her is in America innocently destroying his high school.

Somewhere, in a deep, dark wood, a demon plots to resume his
attack on the Tendo household and claim the life of Tendo
Akane.

   Three dark minds, with one thing in common.  They have
   failed to consider the terrifying prospect of:


****** THE RETURN OF BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD ONE/HALF ******


The rest of us are in deep doo-doo.