Mousse and Tsubasa
by jeff shelton
jws1@webtv.net

Disclaimer
All characters owned by Takashahi Rumiko and I have no right to use
them.

No editing/No spelling/No grammer check

A normal day in Nermia.

Shampoo is talking on the phone in the Cat-cafe. Mousse is standing
around the corner. He listening to his darling Shampoo.

"Airen!  Yes! YES!! Airen come to sense. Marry Shampoo tormorrow at
Instant Marriage Chapel." She is very exicted. Mousse is very angry. 

"Is good plan, you pretend to be Mousse. I pretend to be Tsubasa.
Anybody checking with Chapel not know plan. They ignore as stupid. We
get married, have looonnng honymoon, then tell people what happened. Is
PERFECT Plan, Airen!! See you tormorrow." Shampoo hangs up the phone and
hums a wedding march for the rest of the day.

"I WILL  go to the Chapel and prevent Ranma from pretending to be me.
Hmmmm. I will be me and marry SHAMPOO!! Just have to find something to
cover or change my face." Mousse thinks as he starts looking through all
the stuff he carries trying to find what he needs.

****

Going back a couple of minutes and going to different location.

Ukyo is talking on the phone at Ucchans. Tsubasa is disguised as a trash
can. He  is listening to his darling Ukyo.

"Ran-chan! Yes! YES!! Finally, you relealize I'm the best wife for you!
I will marry you tormorrow at the Instant Marriage Chapel." Ukyo is very
exicted. Tsubasa is very angry.

"This is a good plan, Ran-chan. You pretend to be Tsubasa, and I pretend
to be Mousse. Anybody checking with the Chapel will ignore the wedding
as that does not make sense. We get married and have a looonnng
honeymoon. When we get back we tell everybody what we did. It is a
PERFECT plan Ran-chan. I will see you tormorrow!" Ukyo hangs up the
phone and hums a wedding march the rest of the day.

"I WILL go to the Chapel and prevent Ranma from pretending to be me.
Hmmmm. I will be me and marry UKYO!
Now to get the right Ranma as me disguise ready!" Tsubasa thinks as he
starts going through his disguises.

*****

The next day at the Instant Wedding Chapel.

Mousse breaks open the door to the dressing room labeled 'Mousse'. He
sees Ranma pulling off his pullover shirt. He takes instant advantage to
the fact that Ranma can not see him. He knocks Ranma out and throws him
out the window. Mousse gets ready for the wedding.

Tsubasa charges through the door to the dressing room labeled 'Tsubasa'.
He sees Ranma pulling off his pullover shirt. He takes instant advantage
to the fact that Ranma can not see him. He knocks Ranma out and throws
him out the window. Tsubasa gets ready for the wedding.

In the wedding chapel, later.

"That sure is one GREAT disguise Shampoo/Ukyo is wearing."
Mousse/Tsubasa think as they look at their bride.

"I do!"   "I do!"


****

Outside

"You OK, Ranma." Shampoo asks the 
 boy in her lap as she wakes him up. 

Hiroshi looks up and sees Shampoo's breasts just above his face. "I'm
dying, Shampoo. Bend down closer, Mousse hit me hard."

As Shampoo's breast touch Hiroshi's upper chest, Hiroshi smiles and
sighs. "You OK. Shampoo leaving." Shampoo drops him and gets up.

"Hey! I still get the date, right!"

On the other side of the building.

"You OK, Ranma." Ukyo asks the boy in her lap as she wakes him up.

Daisuke looks up and sees Ukyo's breasts just above his face. "I'm
dying,
Ukyo. Bend down closer, Tsubasa hit me hard."

As Ukyo's breast touch Daisuke upper chest, Daisuke smiles and sighs.
"You're fine. I'm leaving." Ukyo drops him and gets up.

"Hey! I still get the date, right!"

The front of the building.

 A Wedding march is playing inside. Ukyo and Shampoo look at each other,
smile, and walk off together. 

"What we have to do to get rid of pests." Shampoo and Ukyo think as they
start thinking about the dates they agreed to go on to pull this plan
off.

"The plan worked, though, next time the wedding wil be real!"

****

I hope anybody reading this gets a grin or two out of this.


Any C&C will be read and answered.

thank you
jeff shelton
jws1@webtv.net