Shin Mahou no Shoujo Battle Senshi (New Magical Girls Battle Warriors)

TV special...They call it revenge 

*****

They say success breads hate and jelousy, and thus ultra insane high
levels of succes bring ultra insane high levels of hate and jelousy. 
At least that's what many pshcology research's have hypothizied, through
hours of diligant research by taunting the less well off practioniers of
there profession until they snapped and went on the violent rampage know
as the Shrink riots of 85 (which is why absloutely know shrinks are
allowed in Springfield, which as since become a Utopia since then).

But the relm of science is not the topic of this special. No, we want to
deal with the more human aspects of ultra insane high levels of hate and
jelousy. The elements of violence, backstabbing, and good nature property
destruction that gurantee's good ratings. And as stated before what cause
revenge more the success, espically ultra insane high levels of success.
And thus that's where we start our story....

*****

To say Sailor Moon is a popular show would be an understatment, it was one
of the most popular animes around the world. This success lead to usual
marketing spin off's and profit that we've come to expect from our
favorite shows ever since FOX made the ultra insane highly stupid error of
giving Lucas the rights of Star Wars. To say Sailor Moon was toy phenomnon
would also be another understatment, kinda of like saying that Gundam is
just another in a long line of Giant Robot TV shows with models. Sailor
Moon became yet another feather in the cap for Bandai and with Gundam and
Dragonball they soon came to dominate the Asian toy market. And the world
would soon be next...

However DIC butchered up Sailor Moon, Dragonball and DragonBall Z have yet
to catch on, and for some weird reason Gundam has never come over here.
Thus I'm hate to say we have no more story for you, so please delete this
message right now...








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Well then, you can read on then and waste your time on this useless piece
of text. I don't care really, I've already wasted enough of my time on
this rambling piece of electronic grabage. Now where was I....Oh yeah....

Bandai had the forces of Sailor Moon, DBZ, and Gundam on there sides. Not
only harmless a toy and anime company, Bandai in fact dreamed of conquring
the world, and to finance this they used the revnue's from  BSSM, DBZ, and
Gundam to build the greatest Mecha of all time. Unfortunetly they built
the Escaflowne, and it didn't get out of the crash testing stage as
professed by the drolling test pilots we have in front of you right now.
However it lead to the formation of a rather good anime series, so their
sacrfice was not in vain, it was just rather pointless.

But Bandai forges on, and is still ever vigilant in it's world domination
plan's. Releasing it's horde of SM and DBZ toy's on the rest of the world
they grow yet closer to making the ultimite weapon of destruction, a
weapon so terrible that it strikes fear in the heart of all who mention
it. So terrible that we risked life and limb to bring you these pictures
of the devloper. But this is a text message, so the photo's will never
be seen, though that damn bastard Smith is now undergoing some fine
torture if the rumours are true...

Anyway, as we said way before we went off on this clossal tangent of
unreleted info, much like suddenly discussing the political situation on
the Falken Islands in the middle of a PC fair. Though to be fair they do
releate somewhat since the British forces do have there missle batteries
hooked up to an old Windows terminal and they do seem to have the awful
tendancy to go off and kill some goats and civilians. The British
Goverment has apolgized about the Goats, though they said they don't give
a damn about the civilians.....

But getting back on topic, if we ever had a solid one, ultra insane high
levels of success breed's jelousy, and the opponents of Sailor Moon
certainily had theres. Classic shows like Minky Momo, Dream Hunter Rem,
Creamy Mami and Pastel Umi soon became so jelousy of Sailor Moon that they
had to act. And so using funds from the cute swiss back account they armed
themselves with an insane amount of weapons of massive destruction and
soon started to wage war against the evil's of Bandai and the Sailor
Senshi...

However since none of these characters are popular over here, we will
forget about them and thus have the casts of Ranma 1/2 and Tenchi Muyo get
killed by the DBZ people in a sensless but violent blood bath that you are
sure to enjoy. 

Thank you for tuning in today, this has been Revenge and I'm John Cleese.

And now before we move onto something else we present you with a random
sig....

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Matsunaga Mikage "Chemistry Forever!!!"

Fanfic homepage http://www.anime.usacomputers.net/~beaubird







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