[Scene opens on a movie theatre, Christopher Angel, God of Moments, and
Crimson, A Shieldsman, sit in two of the chairs.]
Crimson: Doesn't he ever sleep?
Chris: Would you rather he was getting us in more trouble?
Crimson: I want him to finish my story, damnit.
[Four men walk in the theatre. One has purplish-black hair in a long ponytail,
and is wearing clothing that appears to be a mixture of robes and work-clothes.
Two have deep blue hair. The first's hair is spiky, and he appears to have
cat eyes. He's wearing a seamless blue and black bodysuit. The other is
wearing clothes much like the first man, and has flowing shoulder length hair.
The fourth is shorter than the others, has dark red hair done in a mohawk, and
is wearing scientist robes.]
Purple-black: Excuse us.
Spiky-blue: Oi! Is there a guy called Chris Angel here?
Chris: The author or the God?
Mohawk: The author.
Chris: He's around somewhere, why?
Spiky-blue: [cracking his knucles] We'd like to talk to him about his
procrastination on starting OUR fic.
Voice: You should have sent the girl, I respond better to females.
Mohawk: [visor appears over his face] Got him!
[The four men disappear from the theater, sounds of violence ensue]
Voice: Not the hands!
[Crimson and Chris exchange a look, shrug]
Crimson: I don't want to know.
This is a trailer/semi-shameless plug that I came up to *try* and
stir up attention for Destiny's Path. Yes, I'm still working on the
next prologue.
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25,000 years ago, a great civilization ended.
-We see the Moon Kingdom in ruins.
From the ruins, hope was reborn in the future.
-We see the Silver Crystal sending the souls of the Moon Kingdom to
the future. Cut to a montage of Sailor Moon footage.
Crimson: YAY Rei-chan!
Chris: [peeved] Stop that.
Crimson: You're just mad because he doesn't review Oh! My Goddess! fics.
Voice: [groaning] There hasn't been any besides mine.
In the year 2000, hope disappeared from the world.
-We see Earth as the Second Impact takes place.
Crimson: OOOOOOhhhh...that left a mark.
In 2015, the battle for the future of humanity will begin again...
-We see Eva-01 facing off against Units 5-13.
...and unless a miracle happens, the human race is doomed.
-We see a sudden explosion as Evas 5-13 look up at several mecha
that are decending at them. With the new mecha are what appears to
be...several women in sailor suits with wings.
Eternal Sailor Moon: "Someone ask for a miracle?"
Crimson: ....
Chris: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crimson: NICE entrance.
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In 1997 and 1998, Knight Productions will present:
A story of despair.
Chris: Been there.
-Scenes of general destruction around NERV Headquarters.
A story of conflict.
Crimson: Done that.
-Scenes of fighting: Evas 5-13 vs. the Crystal Knights and Evas 01,
02, 04, and an unknown Eva.
A story of hope.
Chris: Got the T-shirt.
-A field of flowers is shown against a starry sky. Two Children can
be seen in the field.
Crimson: Hey cool, Rei in stereo.
Chris: And what exactly does Ayanami have in common with Hino?
Crimson: Ummm....well.... [thinks hard] They're hot?
Chris: You're your brother in disguise, right?
It has begun in the past...
-Moon Kingdom. A small explosion lights up the sky.
...to continue in the present...
-Scenes for Sailor Moon (pick the series), a wedding in a chapel.
Crimson: PLEASE don't make Super S and Stars part of your fic.
Chris: Hey, I thought you liked Chibi-Usa.
Crimson: I do, but man, I'm not up for hyperglycemia right now.
...but the battle for humanity truly begins in the future.
-The four Eva Units stand on a hill overlooking a city. Scene
dissolves to a white rose and four crossed, glowing swords.
-Fade out
-A large explosion
Knight Productions present:
A Neon Genesis Evangelion
Sailor Moon/Crystal Knights crossover
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Destiny's Path: Act I: The Beginning of the End
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-The explosion fades out.
...the world will never be the same...
Coming soon to a mailing list near you...
Chris: This looks like fun...but then, I haven't seen anything based on Eva
thus far I really hate.
Crimson: [nods] True. There has been FAR too little Eva.
-Fade to black.
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Voice: GO for it!
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Christopher "God-boy" Angel
cja124@mail.usask.ca http://www.engr.usask.ca/~cja124
"Love is stronger than justice."
-The Munificent Seven by Sting