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                          The Sound of Victory.

<snip>

    "Huh? Hey, c'mon, tell me!! How did you do it? Huh? Huh? Are you
listening to me? Hey, don't ignore me, you arrogant... dammit, Kuno, SAY
SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!"

Kuno smiled.

                              The End.

He couldn't win because his gloating kept getting in the way. 

Wasn't there a quote that says villains gloat too much. ^_^

Good one. A fun short.

  ___________
 / Here lies:\  
|   Andrew    | "Have you compiled a Linux kernel lately?"
|             | 
|   I think   |       Andrew Petalik {ICQ ID: 160869}
| he's hungry | "I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole.
|             |  You can not run away from your own bunghole."