This isn't really a fanfic, but instead, a really lame joke.  Feel free 
to groan about the lameness of this joke to me.  But I defy you to come 
up with a better one.

	"Ranma, Shampoo no can marry you.  Shampoo be having secret 
affair with other man, and get pregnant.  With help of 3000 years of old 
Amazon magic, Shampoo have baby already.  It healthy little boy."

	Ranma stared at Shampoo and her new husband, and the little 
newborn in her hands.  "Shampoo want Ranma meet husband Conditioner, and 
son, Pert Plus."

	(Why name her son Pert Plus?  Because Pert Plus is Shampoo and 
Conditioner in one!)
-- 
JD Farber
email: sabreb@erols.com
ICQ: 3378089
Phone#: Like I'm gonna give _THAT_ to you perverts...

Scream 'Love' to someone
In your own way
Swear 'Peace' to someone
This is Bravery

-Akuma to Tenshi no Kiss