Beavis and Butt-head do Anime: The Quest for Women.

Coming when pigs fly.

P.S.: Please... no one write a fic where Ryouga get's mutated 
      and grows wings. ^_~

	Ah! Ah!


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  "Father."

  "Shinji."

  Ikari and son sat looking at each other, over the menus. It was a
special day, today. Ikari Yui's birthday. She would have been 38. In
honor of her memory, they were having lunch together.

  If it hadn't been for the graveside meeting a few months ago, this
would have been even more uncomfortable. Of course, it is difficult to
contemplate that level of discomfort, considering that _now_, Shinji's
prime instinct was still to get up and quietly shuffle away. One must
suppose that it was an improvement over wanting to run away aimlessly.
Shuffling out of a restaurant is a bit more dignified than running out,
and he certainly would have had a particular destination, ahem, in mind,
had he given in to his instinct this time around.

  They kept on staring at each other, perhaps in the hopes that one of
them would break down and actually start _talking_ about something,
sooner or later. Then again, the phrases "normal family relationship"
and "NERV affiliate" just don't really fit in the same sentence without
considerable suspension of disbelief.

  Still, something had to give.

  "So...how are you and Rei doing?"

  It was a little forced, but a noble attempt, nonetheless.

  Shinji sighed slightly in relief. "We're getting along great, Father."
No thanks to you. "She's got something planned for us tonight."

  Gendou nodded, and was silent for a while. "It is...good to hear
that."

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  <*--as it turns out, there had been a small black piglet which had
gotten tangled up with the unmanned glider's landing mechanisms. I guess
you could say that pigs have flown.*>

  Rei blinked, and frowned momentarily, while the newscaster laughed a
bit at his bad joke, and moved on to another story. She then resumed
flipping channels.



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