The mail problem seems to have cleared up as I just received a ton of
messages for today and Tuesday. I can now accept votes again for the
"Chicken Balls" Fanfic Awards and have posted the latest results at the
end of this e-mail. As before, these results are by no means the final
choices....
Things for this contest have been going very well and I have all of you
to thank for that. :) I may add some more catagories before the
contest is over. Feel free to send in any suggestions.
Sincerely,
Megane 6.7
Current Vote Standings: (As of October 15, 1997)
"Worst Fanfic" (The Worst of the Worst)
-- "Hellraisers" (Original Draft) by Aaron Eaton (9 votes)
-- "Artemis's Lover" by Oscar (4 votes)
-- "Diana" by Oscar
-- "Happi's Delight" by Shadow Dancer
-- "Scream at your Avacados"
-- "Dr. Tofu Falls Down An Open Sewer and Dies"
-- "Ranma: Gaijin in Nerima 1&2" by Caroline Seawright
-- "Onna-Ryoga"
"Best Darkfic/Shockfic" (The fanfic that gives you a genuine cold fear
of things that go bump in the night.)
-- "Bitter End" by Zen (6 votes)
-- "Ill Met By Starlight" by Susan Doenime and Mike Loader (3 votes)
-- "Innocence In A Minor", by LeVar Bouyer (2 votes)
-- "Nekophilia" by Greg Sandborn (2 votes)
-- "Cast a Long Shadow" by Mackinnon (2 votes)
-- "Vengeance in Cold Blood" by the Lost Lurker
-- "The Killer" by Dragoon
-- "Vengence in Cold Blood" by the Lost Lurker
-- "Smoke and Mirrors" by Mike Loader
-- "Transitions" by Richard Lawson
-- "Darkness and Light" by Adrian C Wong
-- "The Heart's Reasons", Chapter 3
-- "Evil Moon" by Megane 6.7
"Best Lemon Series" (Given to the author who's saga never failed to
please it's characters and readers alike.)
-- "Ranma Nibun No Ichi" by Caroline Seawright (7 votes)
-- "Lemonade Punch" by Lord Paladin (6 votes)
-- "Nullifier 122" by Webdragon (2 votes)
-- "Hentai Adept" by Nall (2 votes)
-- "Anything Goes Marital Arts" by Jon Hayashi.
-- "No Need For: (Daydreams/To be Second/)" by Happosai
-- "Casa de no Kasa 1" by Jon K. Hayashi
-- "Even More American Gaijins in Nerima"
-- "Lemon Sherbet" by John Biles
-- "Thy Outward Part" by Richard Lawson, Sebastian Weinberg, Webdragon
-- "WiSC" by Lara Bartram
-- "Sailors Enslaved" by Dr Allosaurus
-- "Ranma 0.5", by Lee Ginther
"Best Fight Scene in a Fanfic" (If MTV can do it, so can I.)
-- Happosai Vs. Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Mercury and Ranma in "Lines of
Destiny" (3 votes) (tie)
-- The fight between Ranma and Sabin from Part 5 of "Lightbirds" by
Jorge Pratt (3 votes) (tie)
-- Ranma Vs. Ryouga in "Four Fiancees and a Funeral" by Shiaw Chi
"Hokodan" (2 votes)
-- The finale of "Chasing the Wind" by J. Austin Wilde (2 votes)
-- Sailor Senshi vs. Ifurita in Lemon Sherbet 13 by John Biles (2
votes)
-- Ranma Vs. Cologne in "Nekophobia" by David Eddy
-- The fight between Ryo and Muhoshin on the bridge in Part 11 of
"The More things Change, Clash of the Umbrella Kings"
-- Fight between Ranma and Ranko in "Nullifier 122" by Webdragon
-- The Bridge Battle in 'The More Things Change' by RpM
-- Sailor Jupiter VS Godzilla in "Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla" by
Flashman
-- Asuka vs. the 13th angel in "Evanjellydonut 3”
-- Ranma/Wolverine in Gen X-Exchange students by HTG
"Best Lemon Scene" (The single, most outstanding, scene in a lemon that
you find yourself reading at least once a day for....therapeutic
reasons.) ;)
-- "Nekophobia Side Story" by David Eddy (3 votes)
-- The entire second half of "Bubble Gum Pink: Raging Fires" by Larry
Mann and Kris Overstreet. (2 votes)
-- "Ranma/Ranma-Chan scene in Part Three of "Nullifier 122" by Webdragon
(2 votes)
-- Ryouga and Akane scene in "The Price of Passion" by Cindy Toler (2
votes)
-- Priss and Sylia in "Passages" by She-Hulk.
-- Ryouga and Ukyou in "Ranma Nibun no Ichi" by Caroline Seawright
-- Ranma and Shampoo in "Nekophilia" by Greg Sandborn
-- Ranma-Minako/Makoto-Steven in "Lemon Sherbet 8" by John Biles
-- Ukyou and Shampoo in "Warped Reflections" by Chris Willmore & Erin
Mills
-- Sakura and Ryu in "Lemonade Punch #6" by Lord Paladin
-- Ranma-chan and Kentaro in "Technical Virginity" by Richard Lawson
-- The first lemon scene in "Shikima Interface" by Schell
"Best MSTing" (Given to the author with the most creative form of C&C)
"Artemis's Lover 6.7" by Megane 6.7 (5 votes)
"Transitions 6.7" by Megane 6.7 (2 votes)
"The More Things Read" by RpM (2 votes)
"Evanjellydonut 1&3" by Lost Lurker
"All MSTings" by Gary Kleppe
"All MSTings" by Frito, Windir and Lyra
"All MSTings" by Eric Adams
"Judge Brainitite 6.7" by Megane 6.7
"Games 6.7" by Megane 6.7"
"Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla 6.7" by Megane 6.7
"Sickest Lemon" (Awarded to the author of a lemon, so gross, so
sickening, and so frightening that they receive this award!) :)
-- "Nekophilia" by Greg Sandborn. (10 Votes)
-- "Artemis's Lover" by Oscar (6 Votes)
-- "Lonely at Heart" by Zenki/Key
-- "Happi's Delight" by Shadow Dancer
-- "Ruby Daydreams" by Eric Knudson
-- "I thought we were Rivals" by J. Rabbit Sia
-- "Father Figure" by Tzigane
-- "No Title" by Susan Doenime
"Procrastinator of the Year" (Awarded to the author who has taken the
most time getting back to a fanfic they abandoned....)
-- Zen for "The Long and Winding Road Pt. 2" (10 votes)
-- Chris Davies for "Serena and Luna: The New Adventures of Sailor
Moon" (4 votes)
-- Lost Lurker for "Faux Existence" (2 votes)
-- Mike Noakes for "Choices: The Dilemma"
-- Redneck Gaijin for many unfinished fics....
-- Megane 6.7 for "The Legend of Ranko"
-- Bridget Engman for "Ranma Monogatari"
-- Lifeker for "Clothes make the..."
-- Ben Hutchins for "Neon Exodus Evangelion"
-- Joseph "Ashira" Kohle for "Legacy"
-- Jeremy Blankman for "Ranma 1/2 Ta'avern"
-- H. Torrance Griffin for "X-Change Students!"
-- Mark Latus for "Hurricane Season"
-- Twister for "Twisted-Path 4+"
-- Raphael See for "Scoop of the Day"
-- Lee Ginther for "Ranma 0.5"
-- Chris Jones for “Ballad of Ranma and Akane”
"Most Depressing Fanfic" (Given to the fanfic, so depressing, you read
"Bitter End" just to cheer up.)
-- "Bitter End" by Zen (6 votes)
-- "Transitions" by Richard Lawson (5 votes)
-- "Nekophilia" by Greg Sandborn. (2 votes)
-- "Silent Goodbye"
-- "Lonely Christmas" by David Johnson
-- "Darkness and Light" by Adrian Wong
-- "Insignificant" by Eric Adams
-- "Thy Inward Love" by Richard Lawson
-- 'The Second' by Suds-kun
-- "Poison" by Susan Doenime
-- "Saishu no Wakare" by Webdragon
"Best Imcomplete Fanfic" (Given to the best fanfic that breathlessly
kept us on the edge of our seats....until the author mysteriously
vanished or simply never continued/finished it. Can apply to any single
fanfic or series, any year, but the fic/series must be unresolved. (ie.
Ranma University, Black Operations, etc.)
-- "Hearts of Ice" by Krista Perry (2 votes)
-- "Lightbirds" by Jorge Pratt
-- "Communication Breakdown" by Alber Crombie
-- "Whose Life Is It Anyway?"
-- "Fugiwari Orange Street"
-- "Faux Existence" by the Lost Lurker
-- "Shattered Hearts on the Road" by Eimii.
-- "Two Sides of a Coin" by Benares
-- "The Panda King" by Karl Rim
-- "Elseworlds Series" by Biles, Sherman, Tai, etc
-- "Visits and Revelations" by David Bateson
-- "Twisted-Path" by Twister
-- "Ranma 1/100" by Darren Demaine
-- "After All This Time?" by William Baird.
-- "Fetti Ranma" by Roy R. Rim
"Funniest Fanfic" (A fanfic that makes you laugh so hard, your sides
ache and your drink spurts through your nose.)
-- "Lemon Sherbet" by John Biles (6 votes)
-- "Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut" by Andrew Huang (5 votes)
-- "The Pursuit of Happiness" by RpM (4 votes)
-- "The More Things Change" by RpM (3 votes)
-- "Bishoujo Senshi Kekko Moon" by Lost Lurker
-- "Oh! my God? Part 2: Hazards of Divinity" by Brett Handy
-- "Shampoo's Quest" by John Biles
-- "Ranma is Dead" by Gary Kleppe
-- "Knights and Masks" by Sailor Jessica Rabbit.
-- "Tengu no Eskyflowne" by D. Mohila
-- “The Nameless Sequel” by Mike Loader
-- "Bubble Gum Card Ep. 3.1415 The Dark Chocolate Phoenix Saga
With Sprinkles" by Redneck Gaijin
"Best Shortfic" (Must be 5 pages or less)
"Wedded Bliss" by Scott Jamison (3 votes)
"Facets," by Nikki Purvis. (2 votes)
"Another Angel" by Scott Jamison (2 votes)
"C-ko Vs Godzilla!" by Eddie Vagg (2 votes)
"Images of Tenchi: Washuu" by Chris Davies
"Three Pages Long" by Megane 6.7
"Reflective Snapshot" by Mike Noakes
"Blue Seed Omake fic" (forgot the title) by Robert Morrison
"Ukyo and Ryouga" by Gary Kleppe
"Top Ten Rejected Lines...." by Megane 6.7
"Galaxy Police in Black" by RpM
"So Many Memories" by TimeRunner
"Project A-ko: Losses" by Chris Davies
"10 Questions" by Jeanne Hedge
"Chaos Machine" by Martin Bennet <a.k.a. plunger>
"Ranma Gets Fat" by Thomas Schmidt
"Lonely Christmas: Alternate Ending" by Eric Adams
"Lonely Christmas: Alternate Ending" by Jeffery "Oneshot" Wong
"Best Revengefic" (Nuff said)
-- "Sauce" by Scott K. Jamison. (3 votes)
-- "A Conversation With Nabiki" by Joseph Palmer
-- "Wedded Bliss" by Scott Jamison
-- "Revenge Attempt" by Andrew Huang
-- "Revenge's End"
-- "Richard Lawson's Revenge fic"
"Best Filk Song"
-- "Rumic Paradise" by Ted Hsu (2 votes) (tie)
-- "Two Turntables and a Spatula" by Ryan Matthews (2 votes) (tie)
-- "Okonomiyaki" by Sharon Tripp
-- "Do you Hear the Panties Sing?" by Megane 6.7
-- "P-chans" by Addams
-- "I Know Him So Well" by Sean Gaffney
-- "Saotome-san" by Sebastian Weinberg
-- "Martial Artist Song" (Sung to Python's Lumberjack Song)
"Fanfic of the Past" (Upset that a certain fanfic you enjoyed in the
past was underated and seemingly forgotten? This award gives you the
chance to nominate it again.)
-- "The Callers Plight" by Jorge Pratt (3 votes)
-- "Dark Half" by Karl Rim (2 votes)
-- "Just a Dream" by Lewis Burden.
-- "Twisted Path" pt. 3
-- "War of Leaves" by Roy Rim
-- "Nightshadow" by Windlily
-- "The Key to it All" by Chung Hung Poon
-- "Thy Outward Part" by Richard Lawson
-- "The Legacy" by Joseph Kohle
-- "You Say It's Her Birthday" by Andrew Eoff
-- "Kimagure Orange College" by Stephen Tsai
-- "Long Hard Road: Facades" by George Mori.
-- "Knight's End" by Mark Latus
-- "Lametation for the Lost" by I. Heath
-- "Nabiki- New Horizons" by Greg Sandborn
-- "Only Human" by Sally Oh
-- "Ranma .05" by Lee Ginther
-- “Any Hitomi Inchinohei Fanfic”
"Most Bizarre Crossover" (The fanfic that combines two series that were
never meant to be.)
-- "The (Sur)Real World" by RpM (5 votes)
-- "Bishoujo Senshi Kekko Moon" by Lost Lurker (3 votes)
-- "ReGenesis: Half Impact" by the Lost Lurker (2 votes)
-- "The South Park/Ranma Crossover" (2 votes)
-- "Vamp and the Letch" by Henry J. Cobb
-- "The Song of the Phoenix" by Jorge Pratt
-- "Vampire Princess C-Ko."
-- "AA Oni!" by Henry J. Cobb
-- "Mustard Girl" by Ratbat
-- "Orange Marmalade" by Scott Schimmel
-- "Lemon Sherbet" by John Biles
-- "Another Bad Crossover Idea" by Gary Kleppe
-- "Ranma 'N Roll" by Scott Jamison
"Test of Time" (Fanfic must be at least 3 years old and continues to be
a favorite among the FFML.)
-- "Elseworlds 1: "For Want of a Nail..." by John Biles (4 votes)
-- "Undocumented Features" (3 votes)
-- "Life's Dulse Moments" by Leslie Mills (3 votes)
-- "Putting Your Heart in the Right Place" by John Biles (2 Votes)
-- "Serendipity."
-- "Okonomiyaki Orgy" Author Unknown....
-- "Stepping Stones: Uykou's Tale" by Benares
-- "Elseworld Series" by John Biles
-- "Ranma Jijou" by Dov Sherman
-- "Cat's Cradle" by Benares
-- "Bubblegum Cards/Knight Foils" by Ryan Mathews
-- “Girls Night Out” by Rogue1
"Chicken Cannon Target of the Year" (This award goes to the author that
everyone would like to see get his/her just desserts, strictly for fun,
mind you....)
-- Aaron Eaton (5 votes) (tie)
-- Blade (5 votes) (tie)
-- Kris Overstreet (3 votes)
-- Megane 6.7 (for all those lemons he's written) (2 votes)
-- Oscar
-- John Biles
-- Robert Morrison
-- Catkiller (Again)
-- Emperor Steven 'The Mega Man'
-- David Row
-- Zen
-- Mark Latus
-- Anybody who spells 'Nermia.'
-- Anyone who spells "Marital" (uh oh....)
LIST OF AWARD PRESENTERS
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Funniest Fanfic: Jussi Nikander
Best Filk of the Year: Sean Gaffney
Best Lemon Scene of the Year: Redneck Gaijin
Worst of the Worst: Lost Lurker
Most Bizarre Crossover: Flashman
Test of Time: Eric Adams
Procrastinator of the Year: Gary Kleppe
Best Fight Scene in a Fanfic: Angel
Chicken Cannon Target of the Year: Megane 6.7
SPOTS STILL AVAILABLE
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Worst Fanfic
Best Darkfic/Shockfic
Best Lemon Series
Best MSTing
Sickest Lemon
Most Depressing Fanfic
Best Revengefic
Best Shortfic