On Tue, Oct 14, 1997 at 12:30:40AM +0000, Gary Kleppe wrote:

This can be best described as... the result of insufficient amounts of
sleep. :-)

Sure that was all?

I hope it gives someone a laugh or two.

A-yup. 
 

This spamfic has been designed to be *fully customizable* according to
the individual reader's preferences. In the following, <Fiancee A>

It may be customizable, but it's not _fully_ customizable.  In my case,
<Fiancee A> would end up being "None of the above".

represents the one you think ought to end up with Ranma. <Fiancee X>
represents the one you *least* want to see with him, or the one you feel
is the greatest threat or obstacle to his happiness with <Fiancee A>.
<Consolation Prize> is someone else who loves <Fiancee X> who you think
ought to get her instead of Ranma.

So if <Fiancee X> is Kodachi, who's the <Consolation Prize>?
 

Using a global search and replace, you can edit the text of this so that
*your* preferences are reflected. You may also wish to edit dialog to
reflect the particular fiancees' speech patterns.

So, I guess simply deleting all of the lines by <Fiancee A> would do the
trick in my case?
 

If you redistribute this fic, please send the original uncustomized
version only; let each individual reader make his or her own
substitution.

Somehow, this fic would lose its humour value if the names were actually
changed...

Standard disclaimer applies.

What does it apply? :P 
  

Voice: Are you sure you're making... the *right choice?*

Do we now know Ranma's political leanings?
 

Voice: Have you thought about what your life could be like if you chose
<Fiancee A>?

Now that is one silly question...
 

[The door crashes open. We see <Fiancee X> storm in. She has obviously
deteriorated over the years. Her face is distorted, with some hair and a

As far as I can tell, _none_ of the fiancees have any hair on their faces to
lose. :P  (I suppose there is Shampoo's cursed form, and the Super Soba
story, but those don't really count.)

[<Fiancee X> pulls out an axe and charges forward at Ranma, but she
slips on a banana peel and ends up stabbing herself in the heart.]

See?  <Fiancee A> is a lousy housekeeper, leaving banana peels all over the
place. :P
 

Voice: Still think you're making the *right choice*?

Ranma: Well, uh... I dunno...

So...  I guess he's unsure of his political affiliatons after all.
 

Ranma: No way! I'm making the RIGHT CHOICE!

Well, he seems to have decided upon his political stripe now.
 

<Fiancee X>: No fair! Favoritism!

Nabiki: [counting money from Akane] Hey, if you've got the cash, I'll do
one for you too!)

<Fiancee X>:  No thanks, I'd rather do Ranma myself. *grin*

-- 

- Sean Connor (sec@frodo.com)

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