The Eternal Lost Lurker wrote:

<Lurker yawns and stumbles into the theater. More stubble than usual 
covers his chin. Hikaru and Skuld walk in, both obviously barely 
awake.>

Lurker: 'Mornin. We figured we'd get this one taken care of first thing
since it's short. That way I can have my coffee and these two can make
themselves beautiful before we move on to the next review.

<Skuld and Hikaru scowl at Lurker, who isn't awake enough to notice>

Ranma vs. MTV - by Chris Jones

     "Ms. Rumiko..." He looked at the sheet. 'Takahashi Rumiko'.
"May I call you Takahashi?"
     The short japanese woman before him scowled. Snobby Japanese,
he thought.

Lurker: Whoever 'he' is, 'he' is obviously stupid...

Hikaru: Hell yeah...<realizes how surly she sounds, and blushes>

Skuld: <sweetly> Rough night, red?

Lurker: <glares at them blearily> Knock it off. We're supposed to keep 
this crap off-camera.

Skuld: Yes, *sir*. <gives Lurker the one-finger salute>

Umm... Hikaru?  Why are your roots blue?  And your eyes too?
(Puts one and one together, and comes up with 11.)
Wait a minute, you're not Hikaru, you're Umi made up to look like 
Hikaru!

-- 
JD Farber
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Phone#: Like I'm gonna give _THAT_ to you perverts...

Scream 'Love' to someone
In your own way
Swear 'Peace' to someone
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