Subject: [RANMA][SPAMFIC] Cure for a Curse
From: prpchan@colba.net (P-R-P-Chan)
Date: 10/12/1997, 1:31 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

this is proof that medication and the internet
don't mix.


     Cure for a Curse

     Ranma stormed into the Nekohanten, striding purposefully
into the kitchen at the rear.

     "Ghoul! Is it true? You found a cure?"

     "Yes Son-in-Law. Strangely enough it wasn't
through an ancient Chinese remedy, rather an American
canned food."

     Ranma starts ignoring Cologne after the affirmation,
and begins to dance in joy, "Never gonna be a girl again..."

     While Ranma is showing his joy to the world, Cologne
opens one of the cupboards underneath the counter and fetches
his cure. "Son-in-Law! pass me the can opener!"
     
     Ranma dutifully hands it to her, eagerly awaiting the 
removal of his hated curse.  Cologne opened the can and poured 
contents into a bowl.

     "Now, you have to go through the bowl and remove all the
letter 'S' noodles.. be sure not to eat them.."

     "How is that gonna help me?"

     "Well you want a Cure for your Curse.. if you remove all
the S' from there the S in curse will be attracted into the food
and you'll be left with a Cure"

     Ranma immediately started diggin through the bowl throwing
away the unwanted letter....


ok.. this is stupid... i was thinking too much.. that, the sickness, 
and the medication combined to make me think i had a point.. gomen..