Subject: Re: [FFML] [Spoof Chase] Tourney Update (Brief)
From: "Robert Morrison" <EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net>
Date: 10/9/1997, 12:33 PM
To: "Ranma Al'Thor" <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>, <fanfic@fanfic.com>

Conformist sheep?  Hey, my goal in life is to see Kasumi win enough
matches so that she can go up against Vermillion and beat him.  That's
why
I voted for Kasumi and Vermillion.  They have to face each other and
Vermillion has to lose, simply because I want to see if it's humanly
possible to come up with a way for Vermillion to lose to Kasumi that I
would believe :)

Kasumi: Good afternoon Vermillion-san! Would you like some tea?

Vermillion: <sweatdrop> You...do realize that I'm about to utterly destroy
you...

Kasumi: Goodness! That should leave quite a mess. Would you care for a rice
cracker to go with your tea?

Vermillion: Hmmm, those *do* look tast...what the hell am I saying? We're
supposed to be drawing blood, not drinking tea! Fight me, damn you!

Kasumi: Oh...oh my...I'm afraid I can't do that...

Vermillion: WHY THE HELL NOT!?

Kasumi: It would be rude...

Vermillion: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! <runs out of the ring clutching
his head, falls in the moat...ring out>

Dan MUST lose for the good of drama :)

Agreed! 

Besides, what use is taunting Kasumi going to be?

"Your mother smelt of Elderberries!"

"Oh my."

"You are the weakest one that ever was!"

"Oh my."

"You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag!"

"Quite true.  Would you like some tea?"

This could last for a few thousand years.  

If you wanted Dan to advance further, you should have put him somewhere
else in the tournament bracket :P

Yeah, you should have set him against M.A.D. <snicker>

Vote Ukyou.  Akuma is a dork :)

I've said it once, I'll say it again...

Big spatula.

Small rear.

Spank, spank, spank.

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Kunou makes a challenge to Rei, while more than 
one person is snooping around for information on the 
enigmatic albino. 
Jikai ni: ReGenesis: Half Impact, 3:3. 
Saabisu, saabisu!

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Reunions and tearful farewells in Tokyo, and the
start of a dangerous trek to find the Escudo, as
the young defenders of Cephiro prepare for the
dangerous battle to come.
Jikai ni: Onna: Red Side, Chapter 20.
Don't miss it!

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JenSutoun III: Into Elanthia

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