<<As long as we're doing strange SM parody crossovers...

Kimagure Blue Moon (SM/KOR)

Moon - Hikaru
Mars - Madoka
Mercury - Manami
Jupiter - Akane
Venus - Kurumi
Tuxedo Mask - Here, you've got a choice... Kyousuke or Yusaku.  Either
way would be pretty interesting, but I have a feeling it might work
better with Yusaku as Tux-boy, and Kyousuke stumbling in and becoming
involved in Things Beyond His Ken (as usual ^_^).


And the suggestion I just had to make... (MB/SM)

Moon - Miki
Mars - Arimi
Mercury - Meiko
Jupiter - Anju
Venus - Suzu
Tuxedo Mask - Yuu

(The scary thing is how well this could work... ^_^;  Hmm, maybe I
should actually write it...)>>

If you want wierd, how about this? 

Serena:
     Luna... what's this?

Luna:
      It's your Lunar Power Crystal. Now raise it up and repeat after me.
[mumbles in Serena's ear.]

Serena:
     Uh... ok. [Raises the crystal]  TEK SECTOR POWER! 

[meanwhile, the monster of the week terrorizes the innocent.]

Voice: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 

[The monster looks up and sees a silouette in the moonlight.]

Voice: I am Tekka Moon Blade! Champion of Justice! [Insert Sailor Moon's
(in)famous speech ending with...]... in the name of the moon. I will punish
you. 

[The girl is revealed to wear white and blue colored armor. With white
gauntlets and red colored boots as well. The helmet still shows her face
although slightly. Even the two pigtails are armored. In her hand is a
beautifully crafted sword, glowing like the moon itself. She jumps down to
the street, but soon finds that armor was rather too heavy for her small
frame. She slams in through the concrete, making a hole where she landed.]

Tekka Moon Blade: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! I CAN'T MOVE! 

[While the innocent bystander and the monster sweat at the failure of a super
heroine. The monster sees it's chance to take her out and charges.]

Monster: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Tekka Moon sees the monster and screams, but then remebers something else.
The pauldrons on her shoulders open up to reveal six gray colored crystals
and while they power up she screams.]

Tekka Moon Blade: MOON BOLT TEKKA! 

*BOOOM*

[The resulting blast not only takes out the monster, but the building behind
it as well. Luckily, this is the night shift and no one's there.]

Tekka Moon Blade: Uh... Oops. 

[She scrambles out of the scene before the police or anyone else can see what
happened. Even the bystander is shocked.]

Folks, I got this idea after reading a list of mispronounced anime titles. I
just needed the right excuse to write this little diddy. Ha ha! Someone
acidentally said "TekkaMOON Blade" instead of Tekkaman, so that sent the many
tiny wheels inside my head a turning. I apologize. If I ever continue this
story, which will not be for a LONG time, Tux Boy better keep his distance,
or else! Oh yeah, this is not going to be my upcoming Sailor Moon/Teknoman
xover. This was just for fun.

Also, here's another, an evil idea from imouto chan. 
DBZ/SM!!!!

Me: Sis, there's not enough females in DB for that

Sister: [evil smile] I know...

Me: [screaming in horror] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Moon: Goku
Mars: Vegita
Mercury: Gohan
Jupiter: Yamcha
Venus: Kryln
Saturn: Majin Buu
Neptune: Gou 17
Saturn: Future Trunks [those two after hearing all them fics about 17/Trunks]
Pluto: Piccolo
Tuxedo Mask: Chi chi

BWA HA HA!! Then again, there's even more evil crossovers. Like Ruronin
Kenshin, or Fushigi Yuugi. [The folks from the FFML 'silence' him. Inb a
cloud of dust, they all show no mercy.]

-Warhammer