Subject: [C&C] [Mulder&Scully] "EVIL MOON" Part 1
From: David Homerick
Date: 10/8/1997, 3:37 PM
To: fcasper
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

fcasper <fcasper@yesic.com> wrote:

If you haven't read the prologue yet, please do so.  :)

"EVIL MOON: SINS OF THE SAILOR SENSHI"

(A Sailor Moon Fanfic)

From the Desk of Megane 6.7

This is a work of Fiction.  All Characters and Landmarks, are the
property of Naoko Takeuchi, Saban, DIC, and anyone else who
legally owns the rights.

Mulder: These characters belong to whomever owns them.

This fanfic isn't a lemon but it does contain sexual content and
brutal
violence.

Scully:  Mature audiences only.

Also, if you perfer the American names for the senshi
to the Japanese ones, replace them now with your word processors or
forever hold your piece.  Enjoy!  ;)

Mulder:  Hold my what?  My gun?

OUTSIDE USAGI'S HOUSE
8:15 A.M.

Mulder:  Wait.  Worry.  Who cares?

       Rei stretched out her arms lightly, her mouth open in a yawn.
She winced slightly as a sharp pain went up her spine, a reminder of
last night's injury suffered at the hands of Jadeite.  Beside her
stood
Ami, quietly reading her journal, occasionally making a note or two
with
her pen.

Scully:  <Notebook>  "Subject designated Mercury has a habit of...."

[She breaks off, chagrined.]

       A moment later, the door opened, revealing Usagi's mother.
"Good morning, you two!"  She exclaimed cheerfully as she stepped
aside to let them into the house.  "Usagi's still sleeping with her
friend, Minako, but I'll tell them you're here."

Scully:  She knows about them?

Mrs. Tsukino smiled as she lead them into the kitchen where
her husband was eating his breakfast.  He glanced up at the
new arrivals and nearly choked when he noticed Rei was one
of them.  Rei gave him a small smile that went unnoticed by
Mrs. Tsukino as she left to wake her daughter, leaving him
alone with the two girls.

       "N....Nice to see you again...."  Mr. Tsukino stammered,
trying his best to keep his composure.  Rei could understand
why he was so nervous,  considering she had once given him
a blowjob under the very table he was now sliding away from
with his chair.

Scully:  Is this the girl who told the first victim to lick her feet?

[Mulder checks his notebook]

Mulder: "Nice legs..." yes, this is her.

        "Well....You didn't really get to *see* me last time...."  Rei

replied in a sexy whisper.  "If you still want the chance, I suggest
you do so before your wife gets back...."

        As she finished her sentence, she slowly lifted the gray
skirt of her school uniform, revealing a clean pair of white cotton
panties.  Mr. Tsukino hesitated for a moment and then looked
away.  "I....I can't...."  he replied, almost desperately.

Scully:  <Notebook>  "I am now fairly certain that Mars, at least, was
subjected to sexual abuse, most likely by her father or an elderly male
relative.  No doubt she was told it was 'her fault,' that she 'made men
want her.'  She probably found she could gain a modicum of control with
sex and seductive behavior."

        Rei's smile grew wider.  "I understand....You want to remain
faithful to your wife....At least, faithful to her *now*....

        Mr. Tsukino swallowed hard, realizing her point and trying to
figure a way out of the trap she'd set for him.  "If....If I
looked....Would you leave me alone?"  He asked timidly.

Mulder:  If I had read 'Lolita," I could make a clever remark here.

        Rei laughed softly.  "I think we both know if you wanted me to
leave
you alone, you wouldn't have accepted the first time.  But, I suppose
I
can accept your offer....for today."

Scully: She clearly despises him for allowing her to seduce him.

Mulder: This may tie in with her anger at Jadite for dropping the
victim.

        And with that, Rei allowed her skirt to fall back down.  Then
she
reached underneath and slowly pulled down her panties below her knees.

She remained still for a moment before prompting.  "You'll have to
lift
my skirt if you want to see it...."

Scully:  <Notebook>  "Like Diogenes searching for an honest man, Mars
tests each male authority figure against the image of her original
abuser.  However, since her worldview insists all such men are like her
abuser, each test must necessarily be a test to destruction, each
attempt at seduction becoming increasingly coercive.

        Mr. Tsukino rose to his feet and very slowly, began to walk
towards Rei.  "I suggest you hurry if you don't want your wife and
daughter walking in on us like this."  Rei warned,

Scully: warned what?

her smile grew as her words caused him to move faster.

Mulder: I don't think Mr. Tsukino required much convincing.

Ami took no notice of this, continuing to study her journal
intently....

Scully:  The journal again.

Mulder:  It may well be a pose.

 *       *       *

        "Usagi!  Rei and Ami are here!"

        Mrs. Tsukino sighed.  Although Usagi had never been a
morning person, it had been getting extremely difficult to wake
her up for school lately.  She knocked on the door again and
then opened it, planning to shake her daughter awake....

        She was surprised to see Minako and Usagi in the same bed,
the futon she had provided for Minako was barely touched.  Then she
noticed that the two of them were holding each other rather closely
and
on closer examination, they appeared to be naked.  All of this lead
Mrs. Tsukino to reach a conclusion....

        "The poor dear!  Minako must have had a nightmare and
unconsciously crawled into bed with my daughter...."

[Mulder rolls his eyes.]

Mulder:  This takes denial to a whole new level.

Mrs. Tsukino didn't question the nudity, since sleeping in the
nude was nothing unusual to her.

Scully:  I'm trying to decide whether this is important or not.

Mulder:  I'd say not.

She gently placed a hand on Usagi's shoulder
prompting from her a moan of desire.  "Usagi, it's time for
school...." her mother whispered.

       Usagi groaned and then looked up to see her mother's smiling
face.  Her eyes snapped open.  "Geez, Mom!  Don't you know when
to knock!"

       "I did, dear.  You wouldn't answer the door...."

       Usagi groaned again as she sat up, causing Minako to stir
beside her.  "Okay, mom, I'm up.  Can I get dressed in peace now?"

Mulder:  Fairly typical teenagerish responses.

        "Of course."  Mrs. Tsukino replied as she turned to leave.
"I made some breakfast for Minako as well.  Does she like orange juice

with her miso soup or grapefruit?"

Scully:  I can't say for certain, but that breakfast menu strikes me as
odd.

        "I'll take Coffee.  Black."  Minako replied sleepily as she
rolled
over on her stomach, in no particular hurry to rise.   As soon as
Usagi's mother had left the room, Minako sighed with pleasure.
"Last night was wonderful, Usagi-Chan...."  she purred.

Scully:  Odd switch to the dimunitive honorific here.

        Usagi grinned.  "Which part?  When we got here or that 24 hour

convenience store we made out in?"

        "Both...."  Minako replied huskily as she ran her slender
fingers down
one of Usagi's thighs.  "You are so hot, Usagi...."

Mulder: More ingratiating flattery.

        Usagi giggled.  "You should talk!  Three times in 7 hours!
You're a little minx...."

        "But I'm YOUR little minx...."  Minako corrected as she
finally
got to her knees on the bed and kissed her lover.   Usagi began to
respond before remembering they had to be going.  She told Minako as
much.

        "Aw....who cares about school?"  Minako whined.  "You're
always
late anyway so why can't we...."

Scully:  It seems Venus has no qualms about being late.

Mulder: She is, as the phrase goes, "being Usagi's bitch."

       "Later!  Come on!"  Usagi replied in a serious tone as she got
off the bed.  Minako pouted while Usagi retrieved the lingerie they
had
both worn the night before and threw them into her laundry pile.

Mulder: <Notebook>  Subject designated as Venus, conversing privately
with her lover, offers nothing but sexual flattery and come-ons.  She
presents herself as having nothing better to do than to please her
leader.  I am certain that this is an ingratiation tactic and has no
genuine feeling behind it.  She is, in a sense, prostituting herself.

Then she went to the closet and threw Minako one of her
sailor school uniforms

Scully:  They go to sailor school?

before taking one for herself.  "We both need to take a shower." 
Usagi
said matter-of-factly.  "I'll go first and if you even think of
sneaking
in there with me...."

        "I'll wait here."  Minako replied, disappointment evident in
her
voice as Usagi left the room.

Mulder:  I can't help but wonder if this entire lesbian subplot is
simply intended as further evidence that the girls are depraved.

Scully:  That occured to me, too.

*       *       *

        "Dear, is everything all right?"

Mulder:  It was until you showed up.

       Mrs. Tsukino had a look of confusion on her face as she
watched her husband, his face bright red and covering his groin for
some reason,

Mulder:  There's something else that would give Tooms trouble.

backing away from Rei as if she were welding an axe.

[Mulder and Scully look at each other]

Mulder:  Well, they do say you shouldn't look straight at a welding
torch.

Then she noticed Rei's skirt was ruffled a bit, revealing a bit of her

underwear.  "Rei, dear, you're skirt is rising up."  she warned.

Mulder:  No, actually, she's Rei.

        "Oh!  Thank you for telling me!  I certainly wouldn't want
any boys to look up there!"  Rei replied in an exaggerated girlish
voice
as she fixed her skirt.  "I'm surprised your husband didn't mention to

me earlier...."

Scully:  Mention anything in particular, or just general mentioning?

       She paused for a long moment, enjoying every moment of terror

Mulder:  Specifically, *one* moment.  Although a long one.

etched on Mr. Tsukino's face.  "But then, a real gentleman doesn't
stare at a woman down there so I can see why he didn't notice...."

Scully:  Tormenting Mr. Tsukino for failing to pass her test.

Mulder:  You know, I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time
trying to profile these girls.

Scully:  What do you mean?

Mulder:  Suppose that, instead of the nuanced motivations we've been
attempting to discover, these girls are moved by undifferentiated
malice, that they're simply bad people, born bad, living bad.  Wouldn't
raw evil explain their behavior better than our speculations and
theories?

Scully:  Maybe.  But I'm not ready to give up yet.  I've nearly finished
my profile of Sailor Mars and I'd like a chance to test it.  Raw evil is
such a simple, easy answer.

         Mr. Tsukino gasped for breath then immediately gathered
himself.  "Uh....that's right!"  he agreed feebly.

        "Oh....well I'm glad I caught it before some strange boy did."

Mrs. Tsukino said as she walked over to Ami.  "And Ami, how are
you doing in school?"

        Ami slowly looked up from her journal.  "I aced my English
essay yesterday."

        "That's wonderful!  Your parents must be so proud...."

       "My parents haven't been home in a month...."  Ami muttered
as she returned her attention to her journal.

[Mulder sighs.]

Mulder:  Might as well.  <Notebook>  "Subject designated Mercury is left
alone for long stretches by her parents.  Subject clearly resents this,
yet remains isolated, even among her friends."

        "Oh....Well, I'm sure they'll be proud when they come
back...."
Mrs.  Tsukino replied hastily.  Then Usagi walked downstairs, dressed
in her school uniform.  "Hey guys."  She greeted them as she wasted
little time in sitting at the table and rapidly consumed her
breakfast.
As she finished, she noticed how red her father's face was and she
rolled her eyes, knowing Rei had gotten to him again.

        She secretly wished her mother would divorce the fool and
marry someone better.  Mrs. Tsukino had always let her daughter
do whatever she wanted

Mulder:  I'd call that an understatement.

and it bothered Usagi that her mom couldn't be as carefree as she was.

Scully:  Is Mr. Tsukino her father or stepfather?  Why does he have so
little say in his daughter's life?

        "As she finished, Minako came downstairs still looking a
little
groggy.

Scully:  ...And who is saying this?

She gratefully accepted the cup of coffee from Mrs. Tsukino
and was about to sit down to eat when Usagi grabbed her arm.

        "No time now.  We have to hurry or we'll be late for school!"
Usagi admonished as she turned to leave, dragging a hungry Minako
behind her.  Fortunately, Mrs. Tsukino tossed her a bran muffin before

she could get too far.   Rei followed close behind and Ami, a moment
later.

        "Have a nice day!"  Mrs. Tsukino called out to the group
before closing the door.  She turned to face her husband who was still

looking nervous as he prepared to leave.

        "Oh dear....I think they're working you too hard down at the
office.  Maybe we should consider taking a vacation...."  Mrs. Tsukino

said, concern in her voice.

        "Uh, sure...."  Mr. Tsukino replied as he turned to kiss her
good-bye, praying she couldn't smell anything on his breath....

Scully:  Fellatio and cunnilingus.  I could extrapolate from that, but I
won't.

*       *       *

        "So what did you do to him this time?"  Usagi muttered, not
really interested in hearing the answer.

        Rei chuckled to herself.  "Let's just say the rest of his day
will be
boring compared to the last five minutes...."

       "You're disgusting!"  Minako spat.

Mulder: This might raise questions about what standards she holds, but I
think she's just siding with Moon, who seems annoyed my Mars's
shenanigans.

       Rei glared at Minako.  "Who are you to talk, you little...."

Scully:  And what do you want to talk about?

       "Guys!"  Usagi interrupted.  "I'm not in the mood to hear
another cat fight.  We're supposed to be a team.  It's no wonder the
Negaverse has been beating us lately...."

Scully:  She seems to be the most focused of the girls.

       With the mention of the Negaverse, Rei's eyes blazed with
anger.  "I'm gonna make Jadeite pay for what he did to me...."

        "You mean you liked it THAT much?"  Minako replied,
smirking.

Mulder:  If that were the case, she would pay him.

        Rei raised a fist, ready to knock out a couple of Minako's
teeth when Usagi leapt in front of the two.  "THIS is exactly what I'm

talking about!  Rei, you go on ahead and cool down!"

        Rei fixed her best hate-filled glare at Minako before going on

ahead.  Minako stuck her tongue out before Usagi grabbed it between
her fingers.

Mulder:  Now that's an image.

        "I wouldn't push my luck with her, Minako.  She's going to
belt you someday and I can't always protect you.  So do me a favor
and keep the sarcasm to yourself, okay?"  Usagi said.

Scully:  <Notebook>  "Sailor Moon, whatever her other qualities, is
clearly an intelligent and effective leader..."

        "Okay."  Minako replied, trying her best to look innocent.
Usagi sighed but decided to let it pass for now.  "Anyway, where's
Makoto?  She didn't go to school ahead of us, did she?"

        "Nope."  Minako replied.

        Usagi sighed again.  "That's what I was afraid of....Okay, can

you go over to the arcade and try to get her to stop thinking about
Motoki long enough to get to class.  None of us can afford to get
detention, especially today."

        "Why?  What's so important about today?"  Minako inquired.

Mulder:  She's awfully articulate for someone whose tongue is being
squeezed.

        Usagi smiled.  "Luna came to me in a vision again.  She told
me there's a new source of energy just ripe for the picking...."

Mulder:  So they can't just pick anybody.

*       *       *

THE ARCADE
8:20 A.M.

        Makoto leaned over Motoki's shoulder, watching as he
played the Sailor V video game. 

Mulder:  She *is* DPO's kid sister.

A year ago, Minako would have
been in seventh heaven being this close to him.  Now it was more like
seventh hell, yet she couldn't pull herself away....

        Before Motoki, she had loved only one boy, a boy that she
had given her heart and her virginity too.  Only to be dumped the
next day.

Mulder: Fragment.

A cold rage filled her heart as she remembered how nonchalant he
had been about the whole thing, as if she should have been *honored*
that he spend a night with her.  But revenge came in the form of her
new identity....

Scully:  Signal the flashback.

        When she became Sailor Jupiter for the first time and learned
of her destiny from Luna, the first thing she had done was seek out
the boy that had taken her innocence.  Unfortunately, cruel fate
stepped in and on the night of her awakening, the boy in question
was killed in a car accident.  He died instantly without suffering a
single iota of the pain that she wanted to inflict on him so badly.

Scully:  Here's some backstory for you, Mulder.

Mulder:  Lots of girls get used without becoming stone killers.

Scully:  I'm sure we all appreciate your sensitivity on this issue.

        It wasn't long before she started seeing her old boyfriend in
every male she met.  She soon learned to hate all men with a
passion,

Mulder:  She was clearly unbalanced to begin with.  "Psychopath" is an
overused term, but it seems to fit.

taking enormous pleasure in beating them to an inch of their life as
Sailor Jupiter before Sailor Moon took their energy.  Then, she had
met
Motoki....

        She tried to hate him, tried to see him as just another boy
wanting to use her body and throw her away.  But deep down, she
knew Motoki wasn't like that at all.  She had fallen for him hard
at first, unable to stop herself from acting all embarrassed and
girlish around him.  Eventually she found the courage to act
somewhat normal around him, inviting him out to lunch occasionally
and spending most of her free time talking and hanging out with
him in the arcade.

        Once, she had visited him at his apartment,

Scully:  "Apartment?"  How old is this "boy?"

offering to cook a nice dinner for him after being treated to one not
so long ago.  She noticed his apartment was a mess and wasted
little time in cleaning it up, at the same time dreaming of living
there with him.  It was then that she discovered a photo of a girl
named Reika, whom Motoki confirmed was his fiancee....

Mulder: Older than her, it seems.

        Makoto managed to keep her composure for the rest of the
evening, discreetly finding out as much information about Motoki's
fiancee as possible and studying the picture intently when he wasn't
looking.  Then Makoto left his apartment, made a beeline towards
Usagi's house and demanded that Reika be the senshi's next target.

Mulder:  So they *can* just pick anybody.

        She knew Motoki would never leave her fiancee.  He was
the type of guy that would stick with her forever, no matter how
lonely he was.  She was enraged that a great guy like Motoki was
spending most of his life alone because his fiancee worked long
hours and obviously didn't give a damn about him.

        The fact that Reika was considering taking a job in Africa,

Scully:  *Africa?!*

Mulder:  Land of opportunity, Scully.

possibly leaving Motoki alone for years, only enraged her more.  This
woman had to be taken out of the picture for good.  Motoki would be
hurt, but Makoto would make sure she was there for him all the way....

        And so, when the night came and Motoki's fiancee was
confronted by the senshi, Sailor Jupiter asked everyone else to
leave, saying she wanted to deal with this personally.  Usagi ordered
the others to fall back to a respectable distance while Sailor Jupiter

changed back into Makoto.  She then proceeded to tell Reika, in no
uncertain terms, that she loved Motoki and that she was going to
take care of him for the rest of his life.  She told Reika that she
was a stupid, unfeeling, uncaring, bitch

Scully:  That's one comma too many.

and that it was time she stepped aside.  A shocked and angry
Reika refused to give up Motoki.  Makoto's only response was
to laught

Mulder: Laugh.

as she transformed back into Sailor Jupiter and stalked towards
her, Reika's anger quickly fading as she began to realize how
much trouble she was in right now....

Scully: These phrases don't go together, really.

        Then, as the other senshi watched, Makoto proceeded to
destroy Reika's body, breaking and splintering her bones and
ignoring her screams of absolute agony.  As the torture continued,
Reika passed out, but Jupiter simply stopped and slapped her back
to consciousness before continuing.

Scully:  <shakes head> If she passed out from pain, more pain won't
revive her.

        Finally, Reika slumped to the ground, almost every bone in
her body having been crushed, her eyes staring vacantly at nothing,

Mulder: Nasty.  Want a pistachio?

Scully:  No, thank you.

her features revealing the violent death she had just suffered.

Scully:  Do tell.

Usagi wasn't happy about that, the woman's energy now useless, but
wisely decided to let it pass as Makoto continued to assault the empty

shell that was Reika, until there wasn't much of anything human left
at
all.

Scully:  A very awkward sentence.

        As expected, Motoki had been horrified when he had learned
of Reika's death.  Makoto instantly assumed the role of concerned
friend, making a point to be with him whenever possible.  At one
point,
he contemplated suicide but she quickly talked him out of it, saying
he still had so much to live for.  Eventually, he began to heal,
Makoto
helping him the entire time.  Soon, he began to see her as a very
close
friend and Makoto figured it was only a matter of time before he would

eventually fall for her....

        But what she didn't figure on was how Motoki would deal with
his loss.  When he learned the sailor senshi was responsible

Mulder:  Which one?  There are five.

for his fiancee's death,

Mulder:  And how did he learn this?

he spend the next three days searching the streets at
night with a shotgun, screaming for the senshi to come out and
get what was coming to them.

Scully:  This sounds like a plot for "Death Wish Part Six."

Makoto had to beg and plead Usagi
to order the other scouts to steer clear of him, assuring them that
Motoki just needed time to calm down.

       Eventually he did calm down, enough to stop wandering the
streets at night.  Makoto tried to convince Motoki that he had to
get on with his life and that Reika wouldn't want him to torture
himself like this.  But the next day, an article appeared in the
local paper with a black and white photo of Sailor Jupiter
beating Reika to a bloody pulp.

Mulder:  Who took the picture?  Spider-man?

Motoki's rage had returned with a vengence and he started stalking
the streets again, cursing Sailor Jupiter's name and vowing to avenge
Reika's death by any means necessary.

Mulder:  George Takei is: Motoki!

Scully: Un film de Lewis Teague.

       That was nearly a year ago.

Scully:  How old is this girl?  How long has this been going on?

It had taken a long time and a visit to jail to convince Motoki to
realize that he was being foolish by trying to be a vigilante.
Makoto had reluctantly backed off a bit, deciding Motoki would
not be ready for a new relationship any time soon and settled
into playing the part of the concerned friend for a while.  She
knew he was grateful to her and that her loyalty would pay
off someday....

        But it still hurt to be this close to him and not be able to
tell
him how she really felt.  She wanted to make him happy, to cook
and clean for him, to make love to him and give him pleasure, to
grow old with him....

Mulder:  <Notebook>  "Subject designated Jupiter is filled with romantic
dreams typical of a young girl.  If not for the murderous rages, I would
classify her as fairly normal."

Scully: Her feelings of resentment towards Reika were not unusual, only
the extent to which she expressed them.

        Makoto could feel tears welling up in her eyes and she raised
a hand to wipe them away but was too slow to prevent a drop from
falling on Motoki's shoulder.  He glanced up, startled and
immediately stopped playing his game when he noticed her tears.
"Makoto, what's wrong?" he asked, concern evident in his voice.

        "I....I just....It's...."  Makoto stammered, unable to finish
her sentence without betraying her feelings.  Then she suddenly
threw her arms around him, sobbing into his chest.  Motoki was
at a loss as to why she was crying but he didn't protest her actions,
gently placing a hand on the back of her head, trying to offer
whatever comfort he could.

       "Hey, Makoto!"  A voice suddenly rang out.

        Makoto looked up to see Minako standing by the door, a
smirk evident on her face.  "I hate to break up your little party but
you're going to be late for school if you don't get moving."

       Makoto's eyes narrowed.  Oh, how she wished she
could slap that grin right off of Minako's face.  "I'll....I'll be
along in a minute, okay?"  she replied, sniffing.

        "Whatever."  Minako replied, giving a wink to Motoki
before leaving the arcade.

Mulder:  Bisexual?

Makoto quickly gathered herself and turned to leave.

        "Wait, Makoto!"  Motoki cried out.

        Makoto paused and turned back.  "Yes, Motoki?

        "Why were you crying anyway?"  he asked, perplexed.

        Makoto smiled, he was so sweet to worry about her.

Scully:  Comma-splice

"I've just had a rough few days is all.  I needed to vent my
frustrations and I guess it overwhelmed me.  I'm sorry I had
to cry on your shoulder...."

        Motoki waved it off.  "Don't worry about it.  You've always
been here for me and I want to be there for you.  You can cry
on my shoulder anytime...."

         "Motoki....I...."  She began, her heart screaming at her
to say what was on her mind.  "T....Thank you...."  She finished
as she quickly left the arcade, blushing furiously.  Motoki stared
after her until she was out of sight.

Scully: I'm curious about whether Mars ever tried her tricks on Motoki.

Mulder:  Motoki!

Scully: Would you stop that?

*       *       *

        "Ami?  What are you writing in that journal now?"

        Ami glanced up to see Usagi peering over her shoulder
curiously.  "Just some stuff...."  Ami replied quietly as she
reached into her schoolbag to pull out a highlighter, marking
a particular passage as she continued to read.

Mulder:  She writes, she reads, she highlights... this has to be a pose.

        Usagi sighed.  Ever since she and Minako had grown
close, her friendship with Ami had drifted apart.  Ami was
constantly writing, reading and re-reading everything she put
down in that journal.  Even in class, she worked on it non-stop.
The teachers in the school didn't say anything about it since
Ami's average had yet to slip below 95%

        Once, Usagi had demanded that Ami let her see the
journal, making it a direct order as leader of the sailor senshi.

Scully:  <Notebook>  "Sailor Moon has apparently imposed a highly
organized military structure on her little street gang.  I believe she
may be the sole reason these girls are a gang instead of an assortment
of disturbed loners."

Mulder:  She's also the one who does the "energy taking" they've made
reference to.

Ami had complied and Usagi had been rather put out when
she discovered Ami had written it in a ancient language that
no one else could began to understand.

Mulder:  Ailorsay Oonmay ellssmay ikelay away aboonbay.

When Usagi asked for Ami to translate the journal, Ami
replied that the language could not be translated into English
without sounding like complete gibberish.

Scully:  Irrelevant, as they're both speaking Japanese.

Mulder:  She's writing the great Sumerian novel.

An exasperated Usagi gave up and figured it wasn't worth the
trouble since Ami's performance as a sailor scout had been
as flawless as her schoolwork.

        The two girls were approaching the front gates of their school

when Rei suddenly ran out to greet them.  "Hey guys!  The school
just called an assembly.  We'd better get over to the auditorium
right away...."

 *       *       *

        The crowd of students stirred restlessly in the auditorium
as they wondered why they had been called here.  Usually a meeting
in the auditorium meant something big was about to go down in the
 school

Mulder:  "Go down?"  Drug raids?

[Scully flushes]

Scully:  Actually, I thought of Mr. Tsukino.

and the students disliked being kept in the dark about these things.

        Likewise, the five sailor senshi, in their civilian identities

were wondering what the heck was going on.

Scully:  Punctuation problem.

Usagi glanced at her team.  Rei and Minako were glaring at one
another, Makoto seemed to be depressed about something and
Ami, as usual, was writing in her journal, paying no
mind to the murmurs of the crowd.

Mulder:  It's the nam-shub of Enki.

        Then the principal came out onto the stage, prompting
the students to fall silent.  "Ladies and Gentlemen...."  The
principal began.  "As of today, I will be taking a leave of absence
to deal with some personal matters.

Mulder:  Photographs of him and Sailor Mars?

Scully:  <snorts>  I wouldn't put it past her.

A new principal has been appointed during my absence and
I expect you to show him the same respect and devotion to
your schoolwork as you have shown me."

Scully:  Is that a lot?

        Minako yawned.  "Who cares?"  she muttered under her breath.

        "I'd like to introduce him to you now.... Principal Jed, come
on up here...."

Scully:  The principal's named Jed?

Mulder:  Took a job at the school just to keep his family fed...

        Rei suddenly gasped as the new principal made his way
to the stage.  The other senshi turned to stare at her.  "What's
wrong, Rei?" they all whispered at once.

        "That man....he's....he's...."  Rei stammered.

       "What? What?!"  Usagi hissed.

        "He's kawaii!"  Rei finished, stars in her eyes.

Scully:  What?

Mulder:  I don't know.  Good-looking, I guess.

        The other senshi facefaulted,

Mulder:  I don't know this at all.

then quickly resumed their place so as to not draw
attention to themselves....

Scully:  Whatever it is, it seems to involve movement.

*       *       *

        The new principal surveyed the group of students
impassively.  Somewhere in that crowd were the five sailor
scouts he sought.  And he was going to find them, no matter
how long it took.  For the sake of the Negaverse and the innocent
people of Earth.

        He stepped up to the podium, taking a moment to adjust
the violet sunglasses he was wearing and then began to speak.

Mulder:  Ah.  It's Jadeite.  I wonder how he'll react to the Mars
treatment.

Scully:  If he can pass her "test" and maintain his integrity, he might
actually turn her, temporarily.  However, I expect the test itself will
be nasty and coercive -- designed to force people to fail.

(Fade to Black)

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Thus ends part 1.  I wasn't sure if I was ever going to continue
this alternate SM universe.  I had never written a SM fanfic before
and I wanted to give it a shot since SM seems to be a hot topic at the

moment.

Anyway, I hope you liked it and C&C is welcome.  Any ideas for part
2 are also welcome since I'm pretty much making this up as I go
along.  :)
 

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7