On Mon, 6 Oct 1997, Robert Morrison wrote:

	"RANMA NO BAKA!!!!" Akane screamed. She reached into her favorite pocket
dimension and grabbed a nice, solid mallet.
	Ranma grinned, and whipped his hands from behind his back. 
	*GOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*
	Akane blinked. That wasn't the sound of wood on bone. She looked up. 
Ranma was grinning, and held a large bronze gong in both hands. Akane's 
mallet had impacted squarely in the center of the gong, ringing it loudly. 
	The youngest Tendou daughter was still blinking in surprise when Ranma
whipped out a mallet of his own, and knocked her into the pond.

ROTFLOL!!!! That was very funny :) I wonder what Akane is going to say, 
had this fic been continued from that point when Ranma knocked her into 
the pond.