On Mon, Oct 06, 1997 at 01:28:00PM -0500, Robert Morrison wrote:

	Ranma rolled his eyes. "Gee, Pop, I dunno. You tell me. Maybe while you're
at it, you can tell me where she gets those damn things, hmm?"

He _should_ know...  he has used them himself on occasion, after all.
 

	"RANMA NO BAKA!!!!" Akane screamed. She reached into her favorite pocket
dimension and grabbed a nice, solid mallet.
	Ranma grinned, and whipped his hands from behind his back. 
	*GOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*
	Akane blinked. That wasn't the sound of wood on bone. She looked up. Ranma
was grinning, and held a large bronze gong in both hands. Akane's mallet
had impacted squarely in the center of the gong, ringing it loudly. 
	The youngest Tendou daughter was still blinking in surprise when Ranma
whipped out a mallet of his own, and knocked her into the pond.

Heh, heh.  Rather cute, even if the ending was a bit ponderous. :P

Of course, when Akane gets _out_ of the pond...  uhhh... well, let's just
say that it's a good thing that I live a good 10000 kilometres from Tokyo.
:)

I must complain about one thing, though - _Please_ make sure that the lines
are less than 80 characters wide.

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- Sean Connor (sec@frodo.com)

        "It jams." - Intel TV ad, referring to the Pentium chip.