ROTFL! Very funny story. But I do have one question. Where's Kunzite?
Heheheheh... The Wyrm thinks he knows...
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Kunzite carefully examined his face in the mirror. He nodded to
himself with satisfaction. "There...A handsome devil if I do say so myself."
A knock came from the door. "Five minutes!" came the voice of the
stagehand.
"Yo!" came Kunzite's answer. He stood, robe flowing around him as he
stepped out towards the doorway. Pushing it open, he passed through and
proceeded toward the studio.
"Ah! Good," said the director. Motioning toward the statue with the
hole cut out, "You know what you have to do. Knock 'em dead."
"Of course..." Kunzite smiled smugly and opened his robe, revealing
jeans, cowboy boots and a vest. Without a further word, he ducked into the
statue.
"Alright! Start filming on five...four...three...two...one....action!"
Using his considerable youma strength, Kunzite flexed his muscles,
shattering the pieces of plaster that used to be a life-sized replica of
him. A good looking woman fawned at him as he shook off the last of the
plaster dust.
Kunzite reached to the greacian-style pillar that held a platter with
a buttered piece of toast on it. Grasping the said toast, he lifted it
sentuously towards his mouth and took a bite out of it.
Staying in character, he declared in mild disbelief in an
Austrian-clone accent....
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"
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