On Sat, 4 Oct 1997, Jeanne Hedge wrote:

At 06:06 PM 10/4/97 -0500, Ranma Al'Thor wrote:

These aren't the real Knight Sabre Rules, but they should be:

2.  There must be a shot of someone in their underwear in every episode.

2a.  Episodes dealing with hot cars or sexaroids are exempt from this rule.

We see a sexaroid in her underwear in one of those, and I was thinking
both.
 

3.  Macky may serve no purpose that might not equally well be served by
the Robot from Battle of the Planets.

or Spriddle from Speed Racer

Is that the monkey or the little boy?

4.  No one is allowed to pursue an ON-SCREEN relationship with a man, but
mentioning off-stage events is okay.

4a.  If anyone has an on-screen conversation with a man, said man must be
belittled in any and every way possible.

Including by his own partner :)
 

7.  Members must never be seen to associate together, unless they feel
   like it.

7a.  However, not associating with each other also violates a rule

Just to make it difficult :)
 

8.  Members are responsible for any damages incurred in an irresponsible
rampage breaking the other rules, unless they are Priss.

8a.  If Priss is required to rebuild motorcycles damaged while chasing down
out-of-control super-cars as part of an assignment, she is allowed to talk
other people into doing the work for her.

Exactly.
 

9.  The ADPolice may not do anything right, even if they wear shades.
(See rule 5 for exceptions).

9a.  The ADPolice is allowed to do something right only when the Knight
Sabers have run out of options.

9b.  The Knight Sabres RARELY run out of options.
 

10.  If you see Quincy on the road kill him.  It's not the real Quincy,
anyway.

The real Quincy is actually the sole of a spirit sword used by a member of
the AMP in the 2020's.

That would explain a lot!

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu       
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Elhviz:  How are the chosen ones doing?
  
Baltor:  They've substantially increased the amount of money we gave
them.
  
Sandy:  How delightful.  Perhaps they can pay for funerals for everyone
when the Undeath Plague destroys all the sentient races!

--The Eternal Game, OAV 2.