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PROLOGUE

SOMEWHERE IN TOKYO....
11:20 P.M.

[Mulder jots the time down]

        It was a dark and stormy night.  Suddenly, a voice rang out.

Scully:  This appears to have been written by Snoopy.

Mulder:  I think "shout rang out" would be a more appropriately
excruciating pun.

        "I am Sailor Moon, champion of injustice!  In the name of the
dark side of the moon, I will wrong rights and triumph over good....!"

Scully:  The moon doesn't actually have a dark side.

Mulder:  She's going to violate his civil rights?

        Sailor Moon, dressed in a skimpy white sailor uniform with
black trimmings, finished making her gestures

Scully:  I'm imagining a sort of a Brad Pitt -- Twelve Monkeys thing
here.

Mulder:  Colonics for everyone.

and then pointed her finger accusingly at the peace loving pacifist

Mulder:  Is there any other kind?

as she finished her infamous speech.

        "....And that means YOU."

        The pacifist took a step back, his face betraying his fear.
"Y....You're that evil sailor girl who's been beating up innocent

people

and stealing their energy!"

Mulder:  "As a pacifist, I am morally opposed to that."

        "Give the man a prize...."  Sailor Moon replied with an evil

grin as

she began to stalk towards him.

        "P....Please, I beg you...."  The pacifist fell to his knees

and

clasped his hands together, pleading.

Scully:  Oh, that'll work.

Mulder:  Maybe I should try it next time.

       "Oh, you'll be begging me all right...."  Sailor Moon remarked
as she slowly pulled out her crescent moon wand.  As she started to go

through the motions,

Mulder:  I don't feel her performance... it's like she's just going
through the motions.

the pacifist, realizing his death was near, made a break for it.

       He ran away from the girl at top speed, determined to gain as
much distance as humanly possible.

Scully:  In other words, he made a break for it.

Mulder:  I think so.

In his panicked state, he failed to notice a couple of figures just
ahead of him.  He looked up just in time for Sailor Jupiter to land
a powerful kick to the stomach.

        The pacifist doubled over in pain, gasping for breath.  Then

he

felt a gentle hand on his shoulder.  He turned around to see Sailor
Mercury giving him a warm smile....just before she drove her knee into

the small of his back.

Mulder:  I think even Tooms would have had trouble with that maneuver.

        Sailor Jupiter laughed, surprisingly the sound was pleasant

and

gentle with no trace of the malice she had displayed earlier.  Sailor
Mercury hooked the pacifists arms in a full nelson while Sailor

Jupiter

ran her fingers over his cheek.

       "He look just like my old boyfriend...."  Jupiter remarked as

she

continued to examine him.

Scully:  Is that a Japanese accent?

Mulder:  Either that or Ebonics.

Then she lashed out with a punch, and then another....

        Soon the man was on his hands and knees, unsuccessfully trying

to protect his body as both Jupiter and Mercury beat the crap out of
him, raining blow after blow on him.  When they were finished, the
pacifist wasn't dead but he wasn't moving either....

       "Hey guys!  Save some for me!"  A voice called out.

Mulder:  "I want a wing!"

        The pacifist struggled to rise, to escape these sadists at any

cost.

Then he felt someone's fingers run through his hair and painfully jerk

his head up.  The man found himself looking at a pair of red high
heels.  The woman, whom he now realized was Sailor Mars,

Scully:  From the shoes?

Mulder:  These appear to be very heavily advertised serial killers.

lifted one of her shoes right in front of the pacifist's face.

       "Lick it...."  the voice demanded.

        The pacifist swallowed hard and hesitated.

       "If you don't, I promise you'll burn for a VERY long time...."
Sailor Mars threatened.

       Reluctantly, the pacifist leaned forward and stuck out his
tongue.  Sailor Mars smirked and suddenly kicked the pacifist in the
face before he could lick her.  "Dream on, hentai!  As if I'd give you

the pleasure...."  Mars scoffed as Jupiter began to laugh again.

Scully:  <writing in her notebook>  "Subjects alternate physical torture
with sexual humiliation.  Focus is on demonstrating complete power over
victim.  Subjects apparently seeking compensation for feelings of
powerlessness.  Childhood sexual abuse a possibility."

Mulder:  <writing in his notebook>  "Nice legs on that Mars girl."

[The two look at each other.]

Mulder:  What?

       "We've wasted enough time on this pathetic human."  Sailor
Moon said

Scully:  <notebook again>  "Distinct note of self-dramatization."

as she approached her friends and the beaten man, once again
preparing to use the crescent moon wand.  The pacifist closed his

eyes,

praying for a quick death....

       Suddenly, a bolt of black energy struck Sailor Mars in the

back,

sending her spawling to the ground.  The other sailors looked up in
surprise to see Jadeite floating in the sky.

Mulder:  I think that would surprise even my jaded self.

       "Sailor Senshi!  In the name of the Negaverse, I order you to
release that poor man or suffer the consequences!"  Jadeite proclaimed

as he prepared another energy bolt to use....

Scully:  What's he doing?  Cocking it?

       "This is a private party, Nega-trash!  Members of the Dark Moon

Kingdom only!"  Sailor Moon shot back as she motioned her friends to
attack.

        "SPARKLING WIDE PRESSURE!"  Jupiter screamed as she
unleashed her electricity attack on Jadeite.

Mulder:  Looks like Darren Peter Oswald had a kid sister.

Scully:  Pressure?  Sparkling?

The blast bounced
harmlessly off an invisible shield that had formed around Jadeite
as he pressed his attack.  Realizing she couldn't use projectile
attacks against him, Jupiter gave a quick signal to Mercury....

Scully:  Lightning isn't precisely a projectile, more a sort of energy
surge.

        Mercury nodded and unleashed her Shabon Spray Attack,
enveloping the area with a thick fog.  Jupiter broke into a run,
charging towards Jadeite, intending to take him down with her fists
while Mercury snuck up on him from behind....

Scully:  Fists, on the other hand...

       Only to be surprised when they met each other in the middle
and discovered that Jadeite had disappeared.

       "What the fu...."  Sailor Mercury exclaimed.

       W....Where did he go?"  Sailor Jupiter frantically looked from
side to side.

[M&S smile faintly]

Mulder:  Where did he go, George?  Where did he go?

       "YOU IDIOTS!  THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!!!"

        Mercury and Jupiter looked towards the shout and were
shocked to see their leader pointing towards the sky, where Jadeite

was

now levitating with the injured pacifist cradled in his arms.

       "MOON....TIARA....ACTION!!!"  Sailor Moon said as she

Mulder:  Go Go Gadget Hat!

unleashed her most powerful attack at the negaverse general.  To her
dismay, the general raised a gloved hand and stopped the frisbee of
death right in its tracks where it proceeded to fall harmlessly to the

ground.

Mulder <notebook>  "'Frisbee of death' proceeded to fall harmlessly to
ground..."

       "Your days of tormenting innocents such as this poor soul are
coming to an end, Sailor Moon!  Long live Queen Beryl!"  Jadeite
proclaimed as a portal opened up behind him, giving him easy access to

the Negaverse and safety....

       But he never reached it as a suddenly blast of yellow light put

a hole in his shoulder.  Jadeite cried out in pain as he struggled
desperately to maintain his grip on the pacifist.

       "Looks like our *days* aren't as numbered as you thought!"
Sailor Venus remarked as she stepped out of the shadows to stand
beside her leader.

Mulder:  Must watch out for the all-concealing shadows.

Sailor Moon smiled as she wrapped her arms around Venus
and gave her a passionate kiss.  "You've earned a special treat for
tonight...."  Moon whispered into Venus's ear as she gently nibbled on

it.

       "V....Venus...."  Jadeite whispered.

        With her arms still around Sailor Moon, Venus looked up at
him and exclaimed.  "Oh, I'm sorry!  Did I forget to cry out *Venus
Crescent Beam* in time for you to raise your protective shield?

Mulder:  Very rude, I'm sure.

Silly
me...."   Venus said with a wicked smile as she finally released her
lover and pulled out her power stick.  "But don't worry Jadeite, I

won't

forget to call out my attack this time.  VENUS....LOVE

ME.....CHAIN!!!"

Mulder:  If they don't have to call out the names, then why do they
bother?  I think you were right about self-dramatization, Scully.

[Scully scribbles in her notebook.]

Scully:  "Venus... love me... chain..."

       An energy chain suddenly appeared around Sailor Venus as she
waved around her power stick.  Then the chain shot towards Jadeite and

looped itself around the neck of the pacifist, transforming into a
noose.  Jadeite tried to undo the chain only to have Venus and all the

other sailor senshi join together in pulling the other end of the

chain

as hard as they could, making for a very deadly game of tug of war.

        The pacifist gasped for air, his eyes bugging out as the

pressure

from the chain began to crush his windpipe.  His face was turning a
very unhealthy shade of purple as Jadeite desperately tried to help
him but the general's injury and need to hold the pacifist up, made it

next to impossible.

Scully:  I think that sentence could use some revision.

Jadeite glanced down at the evil sailor girls,
knowing they wouldn't give up until the pacifist was dead.  Then
Jadeite looked at his escape portal, still awaiting entry. 

Reluctantly,

he knew what he had to do....

       The senshi were yanking the chain for all they were worth,
hoping to hear the sound of bones popping when Jadeite suddenly
released the pacifist, causing him to drop from the sky like a stone.
His cry of surprise was short as he landed with a sickening crunch on
the hard pavement.  The senshi stared at the body for a moment giving
Jadeite the time he needed to quietly slip into the portal, his hands
pulsating with raw energy.  When the senshi looked back up, Jadeite
was gone.

       "Some hero....sacrificing the hostage to save himself."  Sailor

Mars muttered.

Scully:  It seems she doesn't approve.

Mulder: <notebook>  "Subject designated 'Sailor Mars' displays disgust
when Jadeite fails to meet the standards she believes he should meet. 
This indicates that she believes in the delination between good and
evil, but has chosen, for whatever reason, to deliberately position
herself as evil.  Nontheless, she is distressed when good fails to live
up to its obligations.

Scully:  Didn't the leader say something about "triumphing over
goodness?"

        "You're just pissed off because he got the drop on you first."

Sailor Jupiter replied with a smirk.

        Mars gave a cold glare at Jupiter who smiled in return.  Then
they turned to see Sailor Moon leaning over the pacifist.  "Damn
him....Jadeite took his energy before dropping him!  He's just an

empty

shell now!"  Moon growled as she viciously slammed a fist down into

the

body's chest before rising to her feet.

Scully:  There's a finding you don't often get in an autopsy.

        "At least Jadeite didn't save him either...."  Mercury pointed

out.

        "No, but he took his energy, energy that will only make him
more of a threat the next time we have to deal with him."  Mars
retorted.

        "We should have been better prepared...."  Moon snapped as she

turned to face her comrades.

Scully:  Interesting choice of words.

Mulder:  Da.

"This is the forth

Mulder:  Go forth and conquer.

time the Negaverse has
tried to undermine our cause.  Because of him, we've lost two

potential

sources of energy and we lost Tuxedo Mask!"

Mulder: If they're looking for bio-energy or chi, shouldn't they be able
to find it just anywhere?  They appear to have picked their last victim
for his political views.

Scully:  Sailor Moon may be in it for her cause, whatever that is, but
the others appear more interested in wilding.

        Mars snorted.  "Tux-Boy was a little wuss!  Him and that
stupid rose of his...."

        Jupiter giggled, remembered how pathetic Mamoru looked with
his own rose sticking through both sides of his neck before he died.

        "Nonetheless, he's one less person we have to fight against

the

Negaverse!"  Sailor Moon admonished the group.  Then she turned to
Venus and her expression softened.   "At least there's ONE person I

can

count on around here."

        Venus blushed at the compliment while the other senshi gave

her

the stare of death.

Mulder:  The leader plays favorites, I see.

Then Sailor Mercury yawned, prompting the others
to do the same.  "We'd better go home and get some sleep before school

starts."  Mercury said as she turned to leave.

        Moon rolled her eyes.  "Is that all you ever think about,

Ami?"

Scully:  Very strange.  Violent antisocial behavior coupled with an
overriding concern for schoolwork.  I'm not sure what to make of that.

Mulder:  Mercury may well be the most disturbed of the girls.

        Jupiter nodded her agreement.  "I don't know about the rest of

you, but I'm sleeping in tomorrow."

Mulder:  This reaction is much more normal.  Why would participants in a
gang murder care about petty school regulations?

        "Okay, but be sure to meet us outside the school at lunchtime.

We have to plan our next attack for tomorrow night."

Mulder:  Sailor Moon and the Brain.

Moon reminded Jupiter as she left the premises.

Scully:  Reminded her of what?

Mulder: I've not heard a crime scene referred to as "premises" before.

Mars stretched out her tired body and
winced as the pain of Jadeite's shot was still present as she

departed,

leaving Sailor Moon and Venus alone on the sidewalk.

Scully:  Another clumsy sentence.

Venus immediately went behind Moon and gently draped her arms
over her shoulders, taking hold of Moon's hands.  Venus then began
to kiss the nape of her neck, causing Sailor Moon to gasp in

pleasure....

Mulder:  Servicing the alpha female.

        "Ohhh....that feels good."  Sailor Moon moaned, allowing her
friend full access to her body.  As Venus continued to pleasure Sailor

Moon, her thoughts briefly drifted to Jadeite and how she would make
him pay for his interference.

Mulder:  Would that be Moon or Venus thinking this?

It was only a matter of time before the
Dark Moon Kingdom would eliminate the Negaverse once and for all.

Scully:  Well, there's the cause.  These must be Moon's thoughts.

       Then Usagi allowed herself to completely relax, beginning to
return the pleasure that Venus was making her feel right now.  As

Venus

felt Usagi's hand up her skirt, gently caressing one of her cheeks,

she

whispered in her ear to go somewhere a little more public, since the
streets now seemed to be deserted with the coming rain.  Usagi happily

agreed, knowing Minako got a big thrill from doing it in front of
others, making it all the more fun....

Scully: <notebook>  "Subject designated Venus displaying exhibitionistic
tendencies.   Her lesbian behavior might be a pose intended to shock and
disturb as well as to curry favor with her leader."

       Soon they were gone, leaving behind the corpse of the pacifist,

his face forever frozen in a mask of horror and fear, his unblinking
eyes staring up into the sky as if still pleading for the savior that
failed him.

[Mulder and Scully watch dispassionately.]

       The rain gently fell, bringing with it a cold wind....

COMING SOON TO THE FFML....

A SM FANFIC THAT'S ANYTHING BUT STAGNANT....

"EVIL MOON: SINS OF THE SAILOR SENSHI"

BEING WORKED ON NOW....FIRST PART HOPEFULLY FINISHED LATER
TODAY....

Mulder:  There's a bad moon on the rise.