Scott Jamison wrote:

        As Scott stared in horror at the frilly pink dress with the 
lace kitten pattern, he could only come to one conclusion.
        "I've been *had*."
        "Oh my, yes!  But we'll have such fun together, Scott-chan!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

                        THE END

        Okay, how many of you spotted this as a revengefic from the > get-go?

"Not I," said Douglas and Stormy.

Good one... this was one of the funniest things I've read in a while...
of course, if you read some of the stuff going on in the Revenge Wars
you'd think you got off *really* easily...

SKJAM!

Douglas A. Reeves
    --who can't complain too much about bad luck in the Revenge Wars...
he's getting Nene!