Subject: Re: [FFML] [revised] (sur)Real World 6 - ver.4
From: "Ranma Al'Thor" <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>
Date: 10/3/1997, 12:09 AM
To: fanfic list

On Thu, 2 Oct 1997, RPM - acct 3/5 wrote:

Okay, did big revising on the bowling scene.
Hope ya like it.

Changed the end a bit, dedicated to ol Johnny Biles.

Cool!  
I am honored!


   After that first toss, though, things became very painful for the
boys.  Washu did a quick, two minute simulation of the conditions of
the alley, an analysis of the pins, the alley, and the ball, then
proceeded to blaze though with all spares or strike.  She even managed
a perfect game.

Very nice :)
 
   "Eh, just physics," she replied.

   Urd used to hang out with the Celtic gods, and those deities were
bowling freaks.  She fondly remembered a good solid century spent on
bowling, beer, and making fun of those greedy little leprechaun guys.
After a few more mediocre tosses, she started steamrolling along
almost as good as Washu.

Heh!
 

   Ranma never bowled before in his life.  He never had an interest.
Bowling didn't involve hitting someone else.  It wasn't a martial art.
There was no challenge laid down to him.  It wasn't a matter of life
or death.  However, he did have his pride.  While the score of his
first game was a pitiful 78, by the end of the night he managed to get
several games over 200.

Nice :)

   Urd smirked, sauntering past Ataru and towards the lane with ball
in hand.  "Ha!  The day you bowl better than me is the day you get a
kiss from me."

   "Did she just say..." asked Ataru.

   Kyosuke nodded.

   "IT'S A BET!" roared Ataru.

Bwhaha! :)
 
RANMA:  <stares at camera, horrified.>  Aaaaaw man!  Just great!
        What ELSE can go wrong?!?!

<There is a sudden POOF and RANMA becomes a small disoriented wombat.>

ATARU:  Uh oh.

<There is a sudden POOF and KYOSUKE becomes a small baffled wombat.>

ATARU:  Ah.... ah...  THE JURIAN SPAM!  Damn alien cooking!
       WAAAAAAAS-

<There is a sudden POOF and ATARU becomes a small irate wombat.>

ATARU:  *squeek*

Now THIS is a story ending.  I was dissappointed that the final UY movie
didn't end with something like this :0

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CREDITS
Isabel Arantes           -   concept creator
John Biles               -   wombats

Natch!

Kevin Eav                -   bowling ball
Stephen Tsai             -   barbecue
The Fanfic Mailing List  -   no tea

And pocket fluff.

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu       
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rhea@maison-otaku.net      http://www.maison-otaku.net/~rhea/

        Priss smiled.  "This is Admiral Priscilla S. Asagiri of House
Serenity.  Request permission to help you kick some giant monster
ass.  So did this thing crawl out of your garbage can or what, sis?  It
looks like some leftovers evolved into a new life form."

--Dance of Shiva, Chapter 19.