Yeah, this was the first one Gon finished. Hope you find it amusing.
#include <Standard_disclaimer.h>
#include <Standard_C&C_welcome_message.h>
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-- Happi Hour --
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-- by GON --
- 1997 -
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"It's the third one this week," Ranma said. "Why does that old pervert
suddenly get so many parcels? I'd really like to know what's in them!
"Forget it, Ranma," Nabiki answered, "you can't even get in his room now."
"I know," The half-boy muttered.
"Anyways, it's time to go to school. Akane! Get your lunchbox!"
Then she left the house. Akane came downstairs and went to the kitchen to
get her lunch.
"Are you ready yet?" Ranma asked, "don't know why you need so long. Trying
to look less tomboyish?"
"RRAAANNMMMAAA!!!" Akane chased him all the way to school.
A fairly ordinary day followed, fighting with Kuno, standing in the hall,
lunch with Akane, getting beaten by Akane (with her new Mark MK2 mallet,
semiautomatic, with laser sight) over his other fiancees, going to doctor
Tofu's, eating at Ucchan's, eating at Nekohanten, fighting with Mousse,
argument with the old ghoul, running back to the Tendo Dojo, getting wet,
fighting with Ryouga, argument with Akane, changing back to male form,
training with pop, getting wet again, dinner, standard-18:27-dinner-argument
with Akane, getting malleted by her again, fight with the remote control for
the TV with pop, getting malleted a third time, meeting a nude Akane in the
bathroom, finally going to bed.
In the seconds before he fell asleep a thought crossed his mind. 'Happosai!
He was in his room the whole day - he didn't went on a panty raid today and
he didn't try to show his affections to my cursed form either. What does this
old pervert plan?'
The next morning greeted him with the sight of a sleeping bag of fur. Ranma
sent it flying through the window and jumped after it.
"Hey pop, been sloppy? 'A martial artist always has to expect the unexpected!'
You said that."
"I'm only a cute little panda!" The sign in Mr Pandas paw read.
"Yeah, right," Ranma muttered and didn't notice when Mr Panda raised the sign
and hammered it down on the boys skull.
A new sign read, "Don't sleep while training!"
The normal brawl followed and ended with a dripping wet Ranma. Grumbling she
entered the house to take a bath before breakfast.
The food was fantastic, as usual, and Ranma showeled it down his throat as
his father did.
"Anyone seen the old pervert today?" Ranma asked.
"Well, he got two new parcels today," Nabiki answered, "and I got a good look
at them."
"And?"
"They're from China."
"Oh!"
"Besides, UPS delivered some large box. Must have been heavy."
"Really? Now I really wanna know what goes on in this room."
"Already tried," Nabiki informed them, "he does not even let Kasumi clean his
room."
'No need to worry about it now,' Ranma thought, 'it's time for school.' He
got up. "Hey Kasumi, lunch box is in the kitchen, isn't it?"
"Yes, Akane made it."
Ranma was about to make a comment when a small voice in the back of his head
spoke. "It's mallet-time!" This distracted him and the moment was gone. His
brain had enough time to take control over his mouth and for the first time he
did not insult Akanes cooking, and, maybe, he will get used to it.
But now he started his morning jog to school, Akane on his side. Neither of
them spoke a word. Akane was too confused about Ranma not insulting her and
Ranma himself felt uneasy about his new condition. Using his brain was strange
and frightening.
He leaped off the fence and walked on the sidewalk, not two feet away from
Akane.
Shampoos appearance was the next thing that happened. When she landed her
bike on the fence there was no Ranma.
"Why husband next to tomboy?" She inquired.
In a reflex they brought a distance of seven feet between themselves.
"Uh..ah.." they answered.
"Husband date Shampoo?" The chinese girl asked.
"NO! I...uh...go on a date with Akane." Ranma said.
"Why husband say that? Shampoo better fighter, better cook than Akane-girl!"
"Because...because Akane doesn't drug me with love potions and she doesn't
have a stupid amazon law that forces her to marry me!"
"Husband cruel! Shampoo know husband doesn't mean that! Tomboy has spell over
husband! Shampoo will free husband!"
After that Shampoo left, crying.
"R..Ranma, do you mean that?" Akane asked.
"Eh...mean what?"
"That you want to date me."
"Uh...eheh..." Ranmas brain already has shut down (Nothing lasts forever).
"Ranma you jerk!" She chased him the rest of the way.
Not even Kuno could stop them. Now he laid on a stretcher in the nurse's
office, again, and disturbed the nurse with his typical bad shakespaeran
poetry. She considered to give him a second shot of the tranquilizers to make
him shut up, despite the horrible sideeffects it caused when overdosed.
So the problems went on at lunch. Ukyou made okonomiyaki and Shampoo brought
Ramen. But there was this 'lunchbox from hell' and Akane probably would force
him to eat from it. No way to evade it. That was when he spotted a recovered
Kuno and a idea crossed his mind. From time to time using his brain became
easier.
He made sure Kuno could hear him when he formulated the words.
"Sure I will eat the lunch you prepared, Akane."
As expected in an instant Kuno was beside him and took the lunchbox from his
hands.
"Evil fiend Saotome! How thou dare? Thou art not worthy to taste the wonderful
culinary delicacies fair Akane prepared."
After the first bite his face went green, to that very interesting shade some
people get when they are seasick and you mention something to eat. Then he got
gastric spasms.
"No need to overact, Kuno," Ranma said, "Akanes cooking isn't THAT bad!"
"Ranma!"
"Sorry Akane, but he spilled it all over the ground. I will get us some
okonomiyaki."
When they arrived at home, oddly enough nothing happened. The normal threats
were not present, whyever. But there was another one. A very old and powerful
one. One that first splashed Ranma with cold water grabbed her 'womanly bosom'
when they entered the Tendo home. Then they heard Kasumi. "The old master
finally has left his room."
But then Happosai already was on his way to LEO and he vowed vengeance. Ranma,
too used to these words, did not pay attention to this. As usual. He headed
directly for the dojo and instantly he began doing his katas. Half an hour
later Mr Panda joined him and minutes later a new fight began, trashing the
dojo, and then shifted to the backyard to end with both of them in the pond.
Mr Panda was the faster one and the door to the bathroom shut right in front
of Ranma. So she waited for her father to leave the bathroom.
(Yes, nothing happened, Ranma simply waited;
The story continues when Genma has left the bathroom and Ranma enters)
Quickly she undressed and then she began to clean herself from the sweat and
then soaked herself in the hot tub, triggering the change.
Suddenly someone entered the bathroom, someone really short built, about two
feet high and with a water-filled bucket in his hands.
"Hey, old pervert! What do you wanna do?" Ranma laughed, "Splash me to make
me a girl? In this hot tub?"
Happosai grinned evilly. "That's exactly what I intend to do."
Then he emptied the bucket.
The world goes black and the last we hear is a very female scream. A voice we
all recognize then speaks. "Very tragic legend of...um...eh...wrong script...
very tragic story of Jusenkyou water! When water hot when splash someone
trigger get reversed. Then hot water change to cursed form! Very tragic,
someone can get two Jusenkyou curses at once."
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Epilog
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TV [news]: A mysterious mad gunman puts the Nerima district of Tokyo into
fear and terror. He transforms everyone, no matter of what age, sex or species
into cute teenaged girls. The man is only two feet high and is armed
with two Super-Soakers. According to informations given by the Tokyo Police
Department these are filled with a liquid that triggers the transformation.
At the time being we can only give one advice, wear waterproof clothes and
don't let your cats and dogs or your children go on the streets.
>From the streets of Nerima, Tokyo, this was Okida Kentaro for..." A stream of
water hits him straight in the face.
baiČ
G O N |Reptile, FanFic writer, member of AnimeGer
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|of Washu-chan
|Student of the Akane Tendo School of Cooking
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