Eric: Curse you oneshot! I'll take care of this once and for all...

Sarah: what do you have planned?

Eric: its easy! heehee.  you and cubicle go find our friend mr. Oneshot
and take care of him so they'll be no more sequels.

Sarah: can i powerblast him.

Eric: sure can and cubicle can fall on him

Cubicle: ready to go.

Sarah: we're off!

Eric: hehehe... you guys take care of him while i end this once and for
all.

OneShot wrote:

On Sat, 27 Sep 1997 03:33:23 -0400, you wrote:

      Shampoo awoke all of a sudden and realized it was nothing but a dream.
Biting back tears she collapsed back into her empty bed and tried to get
back to sleep.  Nights were often the loneliest.

        A warm hand touched her "Shampoo, wake up, you're having a nightmare"
        Shampoo sat up in her bed, noticing Mousse sitting right next to her, so
close she could feel his body heat. She looked up, not believing this was real.
She thought it was another dream. Afterall, she had just had a mightmare that
Mousse's coming back was all a dream, that she was still all alone.
        "I-I thought it was a dream" she said, her voice a bit nervous.
        She stared at him as he reached up and pressed a soft hand to her cheek,
smiling when he noticed her gently press back against it. Her skin felt cold,
but it seemed to warm up quickly, so much that a flush of red soon flooded to
her cheeks.
        "Whatever it was, it was only a dream" he said "I'm right here"
        Shampoo realized that there was no way this could be a dream. A dream
can't make her feel the way she did right now, so secure and loved. She could
even feel his warm hands pressed against her skin. Surely, that was real also.
        "This isn't a dream" Mousse said.
        "How do I know?" she replied skeptically. But even if it was, she didn't
want this to end. If she was still living alone if she were to wake up, then
she'll never want to wake up against.
        Mousse leaned forward "Pinch yourself. If you feel the little nudge of
pain, then you'll know this is real"
        Shampoo did so, a bit reluctant. She was scared that if she pinched
herself, and she didn't fell any pain, then this was all another dream. To her
totally and utter relief, she felt the pain.
        Mousse placed his hand over Shampoo's "Now do you believe me"
        Shampoo smiled "So this isn't a dream, afterall"
        Mousse lean forward, kissing her gently on the lips.
        "Of coruse no. I'd never let you down"

Shampoo kept pinching herself to make sure it wasn't a dream.

The orderly looked in through the small window on the door at the
screaming girl.  "Oh oh, she's at it again. Nurse! We need a
tranquilezer in room A-10!"

A few seconds later the nurse accompanied by a half a dozen guards burst
into the room and began the painful task of subduing Shampoo.  By the
time the nurse had sufficient room to adminsiter the dosage, four of the
guards were bloodied and lying outside the room.  Shampoo was one of the
most difficult patients they had.

Sinking back onto the matress, Shampoo murmured, "He's back, he's really
back! He does love me!"

The Nurse reattached the restraints that Shampoo had broken off.  "Thats
right darling he's back." She patted Shampoo's hair down and she exited
the room.  She wondered idly what could've happened to the poor girl to
have traumatized her so.

				____

*screams are heard in the fanfic realm, then there's a loud explosion,
followed by a bone breaking crunch and then silence.*

Eric: *giggles inanely to himself*

Sarah: *pops back into reality*

Eric: did you get him?

Sarah: yeah i powerblasted him and then Cubicle fell on him.  He took
oneshot at me but missed.

Eric: ouch, here's my revised draft.

Sarah: ohhh lemme read it.

Cubicle: *pops back into reality* crushed him flat... he was twitching
when we left though.

Eric: hehehehe, now i'm imagining he may plan some vile revenge so we'll
have to set up precautions.

Cubicle: like what?

Eric: well you umm you can distract him... you're big and nigh
invulnerable so you can protect me and Sarah, and well Sarah is pretty
damn powerful so we should be safe.

Sarah: *glows green with power* Eric this ending sucks! its depressing! 
I liked his better!

Eric: uh oh....



 

-OneShot
Jeffrey Keith Wong: jeffwong@li.net
http://www.rit.edu/~jkw7063/fanfic/index.htm
http://www.li.net/~jeffwong/index.htm
The latter site has been updated on Sept 26th.

-- 
"I always hated stories that ended poorly. I
always felt cheated.  But you can't feel cheated
forever.  And then she woke up...
I suppose there are worse endings."
--Rose Walker, Lost Hearts
http://www.erols.com/eda104/