Subject: A little Tenchi Spamfict
From: Brendan
Date: 9/27/1997, 3:31 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

	I don't know where this came from, it's just a quick idea that 
asked me to write it down I guess.

	Kiyone walked through the infinate grey coridors toward the 
black door she knew was just ahead of her.  The corider was so long 
that she would have colapsed hours ago if she had been alive, being a 
spirit imprisioned in hell gave her a great deal more stamina.
	Time being what it was she had no idea how long it had been 
since she had died.  Death.  It was funny, after everything Mihoshi had 
put her through Kiyone wound up falling and breaking her kneck on a 
vacation to a planet 100 light years away from the planet Mihoshi was 
vacationing on.  Of course she knew all about Irony, It was one of many 
common threads to the torments she was periodically subjected too.
	She looked at the door.  It was utterly black, except for the 
red numbers provlaimint it office 666.  Kiyone rasied her hand and 
fought down a wave of fear.  Reaching out her hand she prepaired to 
knock.
	"Come in Kiyone." said a deep voice inside the office.  Kiyone 
blinked a moment, then opened the door and stepped inside.
	"You wanted to see me..."  What was the proper title to call 
him, she wondered.
	"That I did.  Well it's been six years Mortal realm since you 
died, and I was reviewing your case."
	Oh no...  "My, Case?"
	"Actually it was at a request from the opposing realm, but 
looking things over I have concluded that you can be released a lot 
sooner than expcted, right now in face."
	Kiyone blinked.  She wasn't aware that she could be released 
from hell.  "Released?"
	"To Heaven's care.  In fact the angel who'll be looking you 
over while you make the transition should be at the gate really soon.  
If you'll just fill out the forms,"
	Kiyone looked over the firms.  There has to be some sort of 
trick.  She thoughet to herself.  Should I go along and leave?  What am 
I thinking.  Hell was lived up to it's name, if heaven's available I'd 
be a fool not to jump at the chance.  She picked up a pen and quickley 
signed her name to the appropriate places.
	"Excelent!"  He raised his hand and sudenly they were standing 
by a large set of Gates, semingly made of pure iron.  "Heaven's sending 
the angel who'll be responsible for you while your adjusting to your 
new status.  She should be here any minuite."
	"KIYONE!!"  Kiyone froze as a figure in white sudenly grabed 
her.  She was all in white, she now sprouted wings, but the blond hair 
and that aweful voice were exactly as she remembered.
	"Oh Kiyone!"  Mihoshi continued.  "It was so aweful after you 
died, I mean I tried to do  my best to make you proud, but I wound up 
getting blown by a smugler.  But the worst part of it was that when I 
got to Heaven I couldn't find you.  I looked all over and I even tried 
to cheak with Hells records at a friends advice.  I can't believe that 
anyone actually believed you belonged in hell.  Well don't worry, I'm 
here now and we'll be together forever!"
	"F-Forever?"  Kiyone slowly turned her head and looked at the 
Devil, who was closing the gates of hell behind him with a big grin on 
his face.
	"Wait!  I changed my mind!  Let me back in!"  Kiyone screamed 
as she ran for the gates.