Ryoga: We have our first fanfic from Mr. Williams and I like it! Woo hoo!

Ranma: Big deal. So you're turning into the old lech through radiation
poisoning. Whoop de doo.

Ryoga: You're just sore because it's *me* who's fic this is about, not you!
And I am not a lech! I'll get awesome powers in this. No longer do I faint
at the sight of beautiful women.  I will become their savior! Hey, maybe
I'll even become a Superhero!  I can see it now...

(A dream bubble mists over Ryoga's head. In it, a SD woman is screaming as
a SD burglar tugs at her purse. Suddenly, a overly muscular SD Ryoga in a
cape, a twirling mustache, and a rose between his teeth pops up and bonks
the SD burglar on the head with his umbrella. The SD burglar says "Curses!"
and drops to the ground, unconscious. The SD woman sighs and cuddles up to
SD Super-Ryoga, who grins, strikes a pose, and says in a tinny voice,
"Whereever evil lurks to frighten beautiful women, I, Ryoga the
Hentai-Stalker, will strike evil down to beg at my feet! Ha ha ha!!!")

Ranma: (rolling his eyes) Great. The lust of the old lech but the mentality
of Kuno. That's just perfect for you.

Ryoga: (dream bubble popping) Shut up, Ranma. Anyway, this has all the
makings of a good fic. I would like to see more parts to it. I especially
want to see myself interact with (heh-heh) Akane, now that I'm not
squeamish anymore (begans to drool).

Ranma: Yeah, I want to see him interact with the others too, like Akane,
Ukyo, Shampoo...hey, if you got parts of the old lech in you, then that
means that you'll also be chasing after...me! Heh, heh, heh...

Ryoga: YOU?! NO WAY! EYEEWWWW!!

Ranma: Oh, come on. It will be *fun*. I can see it now....

(A dream bubble mists over Ranma's head. A SD Ryoga is yelling "Sweeto!" as
he springs towards an SD Ranma-chan as she waves a bra at him, just before
she slams him into the atmosphere...)

Ryoga: RRAAAAANMAAAAA!!! CUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW! 

(He dives forward, popping the dream bubble as he begins to punch Ranma. Of
course, a fight ensues.)
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