Here are some story ideas I had as dreams one night when I had eaten 
too many Chinese Spare Ribs too close to bed time.  I ain't written 
these but if there are any sickos out there....

1) Sailor Keiko:
Usagi was having a strange night.

First, a talking cat had told her she was a super hero of some kind.  
Next, she had been given super powers of some kind by the cat and 
before she could even look herself in the mirror, she sensed that her 
best friend Naru was in trouble. (However, she had gotten a glimps of 
a silver mask in her mirror on the way out.)

Running to the jewlery shop, she had introduced herself with a little 
speach to bolster her courage and now the Yoma had dropped Naru and 
stared at her, slack jawed, as it exclaimed, "Don't you have any 
modesty at all?!!!"

Usagi looked down, curious as to what it was about her attire that 
could have caused such a comment....

... And a scream of complete mortification echoed through the night.
(How many are going to understand THAT joke?)

2) Wicked Moon:

Agent Chiba, Mamoru; of the Dimentional Protection Agency, has been 
asigned to protect the man who will safeguard peace between our world 
and the dark one from the evil dark world terrorists who wish to kill 
him.  For this mission, he has been asigned a partner from the other 
side.  She's a bit clutzy and not the brightest person in the world, 
but those pony tails of hers are SHARP (litteraly).

Hmmm... you know, number 2 sounds halfway decent.  If I could just 
find a way around the (unfortunatly) necesary Lemon scenes.... or I 
could just turn it over to Daimahoh....

The Flashman
(Let me get back to you on this)

"And on the eighth day, God created Mankind.
Why was He having such a bad day?!"
-Mankind

May The Spirit Preserve You!