Ranma: So here is the next part of All mixed up.  Still no sign of my Mom
and Pop, but man, Kuno as a hippie? No way!

Ryoga: He makes for a good hippie too.  Frightful as it is, I can see him
flipping out and selling tie-die shirts on a corner somewhere.

Ranma: But you didn't get hit in this. Kind of a shame. I thought it was
rather odd for you to be sane while everyone else was affected.  I mean,
other than follow me around yelling bad names at me, or 'defending' Akane's
name, you don't seem to provide much to the story other than being a
bumbling sidekick...something you do quite well.

Ryoga: (sidekicks Ranma) Idiot.  But I was a little disappointed as well. It
seemed too convenient for me not to be changed...it doesn't even mention why
I didn't change.

Ranma: (getting back into chair) Well, you were holding an umbrella. You
swiped it at my head, remember?

Ryoga: But it doesn't acknowledge the fact that I used it to keep dry. In
fact, I don't mention the rain at all...which is unusual. Instead, all I
moaned about was not using the bathroom for three days, which would be
ridiculous since there are plenty of nice bushes and trees everywhere...

Ranma:  That's sick.

Ryoga:  You'd do the same thing, so shut up.  Anyway if I had saw that rain,
I would've immediately thought it was your fault. Then I would've pounded
you because of that, not because I was having severe bathroom trauma.  Maybe
Harper may want to put why I wasn't affected yet to clear things up a little.

Ranma: And you still didn't get to use the washroom in the fic.

Ryoga: Well, after reading OneShot's "Bathroom Humor" fic, you can
understand why.  Oh, well. Maybe I'll get a new personality change in the
next part. Hey, maybe I'll get transformed into some crooning singer with
women chasing after me!

Ranma: Yeah, other than you, Ryoga, the fic is funny. Let's see what Mr.
Harper has planned for us in the next part.

Ryoga: I would punch you for that, Ranma, but I have a worse punishment for
you. Let's see, where did I leave off on that Prince album...oh yes! Akane,
I dedicate this to you, wherever you are!

Ranma: Oh, I hope to God this doesn't happen in the next part.

(Ranma covers his face and moans while Ryoga leaps out of his seat, whips
out a microphone, and begins singing "I Would Die for U")
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