A meeting of two great and noble minds was taking place in the middle of
the large concrete fountain in a park near the center of Nerima.
	
	"Ugh...who dares to introduce their unworthy skull to mine own..." began
Kunou Tatewaki as he sat up, rubbing his head. The other person in the
fountain sat up, similarly rubbing his bruised head, upon which sat what
had until now been a well-groomed mop of oiled black hair. 
	"Argh...what was that...oh, greetings Kunou Tatewaki. We meet again."
	Kunou nodded, sketching a half-bow to the other man in the fountain.
"Mendou Shutarou. It has been a while, has it not?"
	Mendou nodded. "Yes. At least three days this time." He rubbed his chin
thoughtfully. "So which one was it this time?"
	Kunou's eyes became unfocused and dreamlike. "The spirited pig-tailed
goddess. Oh, but she is so coy that it pains me." Snapping out of it, he
asked, "And you?"
	Mendou frowned. "Shinobu this time. With the sensei's desk."
	Kunou winced. "So much heavier is that than the fine desks of the
students."
	Mendou nodded. The two sat there in silence for a moment.
	"Well then," Kunou said. "There is but one course of action available to
us, fellow nobleman."
	Mendou nodded. "You're right. We have to do it."
	The two would-be samurai exited the fountain, and adjusted their clothing.
Mendou bellowed for one of his ninjas, who appeared carrying a boombox. The
servant turned on the box, and Stayin' Alive by the Beegees began to play.
	And Kunou Tatewaki and Mendou Shutarou did the only thing they could do.
	They strutted.

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"Tsukino Usagi, you'll be staying in dorm building 7. 
Kino Makoto, you'll be across the hall from Hino Rei.
Welcome to Aquarius University."

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