[Scene: a snowy hillside.]

Ranma: Aah.  Peace at last!  They'll never find me here.

Ryouga:  SAOTOME!  Did you think you could run away like that?!

Ranma:  Ryouga??  How did you manage to follow me all the way to 
Colorado?

Ryouga:  Colorado?  I thought this was Hokkaido!  No matter!  This 
time, we fight to the death!

[He whips off his bandanna and hurls it.  Ranma dodges.  The bandanna 
flies past and strikes a little boy in a hooded winter coat, 
decapitating him.]

Ryouga:  Oops.

[Another boy raises his fist in rage.]

Boy:  THEY KILLED KENNY!!  YOU BASTARDS!! 

Yes it's the...

RANMA 1/2 - SOUTH PARK Crossover!

To be written as soon as hell freezes over.  :-)

------RM