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Rabbit
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Washu's New Boyfriend

Chapter 1

        Tenchi was very nervous.  No-one had seen Washu for several days
and he was having the feeling of something VERY BAD coming his way but
could not put his finger on it, kind of like that feeling you get in the
pit of your stomach when you see your your tax auditor is grinning from ear
to ear.  All that anybody knew was that there was a sign hung
on Washu's door that said in big bold letters 'ON VACATION'.  Just as
Tenchi was sitting down on the couch to try and relax a bit he heard two
voices yell 'OH MY GOD!!!' followed by two thumps.  Hopping back up to his
feet Tenchi ran into the hallway expecting the worst, then almost passing
out himself at what was before him.  Aeka and Ryoko were passed out on the
floor, Aeka looked like she had been coming from the kitchen, Tenchi prayed
that she hadn't been trying to cook something, and Ryoko from upstairs.

         In the door stood Washu in adult form with a man wearing a lab
coat,slacks and a white collared shirt with a necktie that had little
mushroom clouds and radiation symbols all over it.  What was even more
shocking was this man had his hand entwined in Washu's.  Washu looked over
at Tenchi and said in a real cute voice "Hi Tenchi, I'm back and I would like
you to meet my boyfriend".  At the word 'boyfriend' Tenchi's mental circuit
breakers started to blow one by one.  The gent turned to face Tenchi, holding
his free hand out and said "Ah you must be 'THE TENCHI OF SCIENCE!!!!' that
Wachan told me about." in slightly accented japanese, but at hearing 'Wachan'
Tenchi passed out.  Just before he passed out Tenchi could of swore he heard
another voice say "Uh Bill, Bill, I don't think you should have said it that
way Bill." and Washu's voice saying "Dear, where DOES that voice come from?!"
then all went black.


Chapter 2

	Tenchi slowly came to, feeling something cool and damp on his
forehead.  As he sat up Tenchi realized he was no longer in the hallway but
on the couch in the living room.  Thinking it might of been a bad dream or
hallucination brought on by maybe eating some of Aeka's cooking by accident.
But as he heard voices off to his left he realized that this was not the
case.  Sitting next to Washu <who was still in her adult form> was the
gentleman from earlier and they were talking to his dad and grandfather who
were both seeming to take things in perfect stride.  Ayeka and Ryoko were
nowhere to be seen.  Mihoshi walked in carrying a tray of snacks that looked
like something Sasami had prepared <what suprised Tenchi was Mihoshi hadn't
tripped over anything on the way from the kitchen> and set them down down on
the little coffee table that was pulled up between everyone.  Youshou noticed
that Tenchi had finally come to. "Tenchi, come over here and meet Washu's
boyfriend, Bill".  Tenchi managed not to pass out again as he walked over.
As he got closer he noticed that his father Nobiyuki was starting to drool.
Looking over in the direction his father was he saw why and almost had a nose
bleed.  Tenchi hadn't really noticed Mihoshi till he had turned around.
Mihoshi was wearing a skin tight T-shirt that read 'The Greatest Scientist In
The Universe Went On Vacation And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt'.  Turning
around quickly he once again faced the man sitting next to Washu.  The man
extended his hand and said in slightly accented Japanese "Pleased to meet you
Tenchi.  I'm Bill Nye, and sorry about earlier".  Tenchi shook his hand which had
a very firm grip and said "Pleased to meet you and don't worry about it, you
just caught me off guard is all."  he then turned to Youshou as Nobiyuki was
still spaced out looking at Mihoshi, and Mihoshi, being Mihoshi, wasn't noticing
while babbling on how wonderful Washu and Bill were as a couple.  "Ji-san
where's Aeka and Ryoko?" Tenchi asked as he last remembered them passed out
in the hall.  Youshou looked over to Tenchi "We put them in their rooms till
they decide to wake up", then noticing his son-in-law he bopped him on the
back of the head bringing him back to the land of reality.  Tenchi nodded at
this as Sasami came wandering in, all grins, "Tenchi-ni-chan you're awake!!"
she said "what did Washu and Bill bring you???".  Tenchi looked slightly
confused "Huh, what do you mean, Sasami-chan?"  Bill bopped himself upside the
head with the palm of his hand "Oh silly me,I forgot to get yours out of the
luggage. Me and Wa-chan bought gifts for everyone."  Sasami broke in "Uh-huh I
got a complete set of Visionware and Teflon cookware. Ryo-oh-ki got a carrot
the size of the house."  Sure enough when Tenchi looked out the back window,
there was a giant tuber with a small grey speck perched on top of it.  Sasami
continued "I don't know what Oneechan and Ryoko-ne-chan got but Youshou-san
got some new clothes and glasses..."Tenchi looked over at his grandfather and
,yup, there was a label on his Shinto robes that read 'Armani' and his now
gold rimmed glasses had a plate on it that read 'Guchi', "and Nobiyuki-san got
a bunch of magazine subscriptions." Sasami finished.  Bill Nye got up and
walked over to Tenchi.  "Let's go get your present" he said to Tenchi as he
passed by.  When they were out of earshot Bill said "We got your father a
year's subscription to every adult male magazine on the planet..." Tenchi's
eyes bugged out as Bill continued "Wa-chan's idea of course, for Mihoshi we
figured the least dangerous thing we could think of was a T-shirt but we kinda
mis-judged the size a bit.." Tenchi emphaticly nodded at this, "We already set
up Ryoko's and Aeka's presents in their rooms" Bill went on "so you may want
to peek in thier rooms and see what you think".  They stopped at a single
suitcase which had embossed on it, 'Hyper-dimensional suitcase of SCIENCE!!!'.
Bill layed it on it side and popped it open.  He then leaned over and
partially disappeared as his upper torso vanished inside the suitcase.  Tenchi
then heard echoed mumbles..."Akane's mallets, nope, Ow!!! must drop Mousse a
note to get his things organised, one of Happosai's bomb's, Ah here we go!!!".
Bill's upper half reappeared holding a largish box with wrapping paper covered
with little atom bombs.  He handed this to Tenchi and said "why don't you go
on up to your room and open it.  Me and Wa-chan are going to turn in soon as
it's been a long day..." and indeed the sun was almost set "and you can stop
by and see Ayeka and Ryoko's gifts and tell me what you think tommorow."
Tenchi nodded,  he had to have time to digest all this info, and walked up the
stairs and walked towards his room while Bill headed back into the living room.
Stopping first at Ayeka's room he slowly opened the door and gawked at what he
saw.  The inside of the room was completely redone to look like a S&M lover's
wet dream.  The walls were covered with padded black leather, Manacles hung
from the ceiling and were attached to the the floor.  A rack of assorted
devices hung on the far wall including paddles, whips and things Tenchi didn't
even want to think of.  As for Ayeka she was still out cold and sleeping on a
leather futon located in the middle of the room.  Tenchi didn't want to look
too closely but it looked like Ayeka was dressed in some sort of provocotive
leather garment.  Tenchi closed the door and shook his head; some of his
mental fuses had popped again.  Walking over to Ryoko's door and praying it
nothing shocking he opened the door.  The gods were obviously not listening to
Tenchi that day because when he opened Ryoko's door his eyeballs once again
tried to depart from his head.  The room looked like it belonged in a pleasure
palace, exotic artwork hung all over the place and a large screen TV with
stereo VCR and surround sound was against the wall to his right.  Next to this
were row upon row of Casette tapes that Tenchi didn't EVEN want to get a
closer look at.  Across from the TV was a large canopy bed with Ryoko's
sleeping on it.  When Tenchi saw her a few more of his brain cells went POP!!!,
 as she was wearing some sort of neglishe that did more for the imagination
than if she were ust plain nude.  With shaking hands Tenchi closed the door
and headed to his own room.  He was really starting to dread what was in the
box, but it would be impolite not to open it, so he steeled himself and walked
into his room.  Sitting down at his desk Tenchi unwrapped his gift and lifted
the lid.  Inside were several books,<safe enough> Tenchi thought to himself.
The first book, read 'Juraian Love Rituals, The Why's, Where's, Whens, Hows, And
What With's.'.  After a few pages Tenchi put the book down his nose starting
to bleed.  The first page showed a picture almost exactly like Ayeka's room
looked with the caption 'Jurian Love Chamber' after that it just kind of went
beyond Tenchi's mental capacity.  Tenchi picked up the next book which was
labeled 'Ryoko, A User's Guide'.  He opened the book to the first chapter
which was labeled 'Pressure Points for bi-Coital stimulation and enhancement'.
Two pages in Tenchi's nose was once again spurting blood as he realized that
the so-called pressure points were refering to Ryoko's G-spots!!!! Setting the
book down and picked up the third book.  This book was called 'How to make out
with blond bimbo's and make sure they enjoy it.'.  He didn't even bother to
open this one as his brain was hovering on the verge of meltdown.  The last
book in the box was called 'The Kama Sutra of Science'.  Not being familiar
with the title and seeing Science in the title Tenchi figured this was a
'safe' book to read.  Three minutes later Tenchi's brain had a china syndrome
as he passed out again.

Chapter 3         
 Bill walked back into the living room as Tenchi headed back up the
stairs.  The others were still still sitting around the table with the
exception of Mihoshi, who had wandered off to god knows where, and Sasami, who
had gone back into the kitchen to try out her new cookware.  Bill grined and
said "Well he's on his way, and if what Wachan tells me is true, now is the
time to place your bets on when he passes out".  Nobiyuki started off by
betting that Tenchi wouldn't make it past the first first bedroom.  Youshou
wagerd that he wouldn't pass out at all.  Washu gave him until he got to the
second book.  Then The Voice spoke up, "Bill, put me down for three minutes
into the fourth book, Bill".  Everyone started craning their necks around
trying to see where in the world the voice was coming from.  The only
exception to this was Bill, who just scribbled down the wager on his 'Notepad
Of Science!'.  Bill declined to make a guess on the grounds he was the one
keeping score.  As if on cue, they heard the first door open.  There was a
pause, then the door was heard being closed.  Bill grined to himself as
Nobiyuki grumbled to himself, "Damn...I was so sure...".  The second door was
then heard to open, then close.  The sound of someone staggering was heard as
the footsteps went down the hall upstairs.  Washu then summoned her comp unit
out of hyper-space.  She then pulled a holographic display of Tenchi in his
room.  They all watched as he went through the books.  Washu 'Hmmph'd' as he
went skimming through the second book.  It was now down to Youshou and The
Voice.  Youshou counted down, as Tenchi went through the fourth book, on his
new Rolex watch.  At exactly three minutes Tenchi's eyes rolled up in his head
and he fainted clean away.  The hologram winked out, and Washu's comp unit
shut down, as The Voice said "Bill, looks like I win again Bill".  While this
was being said Washu was punching keys like mad to find out what in the blue
blazes was going on. Youshou and Nobiyuki had proceeded to check under the
various pieces of funiture in a vain attempt to see where the vocalization had
come from.  Bill just looked out at nowhere in particular and said "How'd you
guess?"  The Voice almost sounded smug as it said "I got my sources Bill."

        The next morning Bill staggered out into the living room, his eyes
were glazed, and he was wearing a smile from ear to ear.  Washu had worn a
'modified' version of her nurses outfit to bed that night.  Bill had
originally intended to sleep in another bed, but after being 'fetched' by one
of Washu's drones and being informed by her that it was time to play: Doctor
and Nurse, things kinda just happened.  As Bill headed for the kitchen, he saw
a Tenchi shaped blur come shooting down the stairs and out the door, like a
scalded ape.  This was soon followed by Aeka and Ryoko.  Aeka was wanting to
show Tenchi the 'Ritual of a thousand feathers and whipped cream' while Ryoko
wanted him to watch videos with her and maybe give her a back rub.  Bill
couldn't help but laugh as Tenchi's fading voice was heard to say in panic,
"NO WAY, NO HOW!!!"  The Voice piped up, as Bill stepped to the front door to
watch the rapidly disappearing threesome, "Bill, oh Bill, do you think it was
wise to give them those gifts Bill?".  Bill could only laugh harder.


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Authors Notes

Well here it is the thing you all love to hate, yes it's chapter 3.  I would like to thank all the people who have sent me C&C and encouraging me to continue.
First on my list of thank you's is David Johnson who actully went through this thing and pointed out my gramatical and spelling errors as well as giving me tips for improvement.  Next I would like to thank PM Masters for his words of encouragement, It means alot coming from a master writer such as yourself.  Along these same lines I would also like to thank Jeffery 'Oneshot' Wong, Spaceballs &  Warhammer for thier encouraging words and humorous yet witty C&C's.  Finally I would like to thank <or shoot, I can't make up my mind>, Happosai for giving me insperation <or mentally degenerating me> with his current Tenchi series <A must read>.  I have said it once before and I'll say it again, Happosai you are an EVIL, EVIL man. Keep up the great work.

See you next Time

Rabbit   {usagiyojimbo@geocities.com}