NARRABUNDAH 1/2
created by Urac Sigma and Suzy Styles
Volume III, chapter two
Nicole no Hanashi
by Nicole Wylie
CAST OF CHARACTERS
SIGMATOME RATBAT
Hydrotransexually enhanced
TENDO SUZY
Blood and thunder, or should that be thud and blunder?
TENDO FIONA
Sweetness and light
TENDO NIKI
No special 'K'
SIGMATOME LEN
Panda-monium
SIGMATOME NICOLE
Fond of frogs, and obessesive about seppuku
HAPPOUSAI GRAHAM
Hentai on fire (no kidding)
TENDO BOBBI
Long brown hair
MATT THE GUIDE AT JUSENKYOU
Desperate and dateless
TOBOKI CALLUM
Prince of Pressure points
An
AIR HOSTESS
A
MAN IN BLACK LATEX AND RUBBER
A
JOKER
of a Jester
No, there's still no
LOST BOY
in this sequence.
I'm getting there, though.
TITLE SEQUENCE.
[Hentai! plays in the background. Suzy and
Ratbat do an assortment of martial arts poses,
impossibly high anime leaps etc.]
SUZY [VO]: Nicole no Hanashi.
1. DR CALLUM'S SURGERY.
[Shortly after last episode.]
[Pan shot through a window, we see Ratbat-kun in
a heap on one of the first aid cots. He's being
treated by Dr Callum while Suzy, Niki, Nicole,
and the skeleton, Hoppy-chan, look on.]
CALLUM [doing his pressure point thing]: There we go, your
energy should come back soon, with a bit of
food, and then you'll be fighting fit.
[Nicole, looking downcast earlier, brightens
noticeably at this last.]
RATBAT: Arigato gozaimashita.
[There is the sound of the door to the surgery
opening...]
FIONA [OOV]: Hello? is anyone there?
[Dr Callum's eyeglasses start to fog over.
Ratbat, Suzy and Niki start to look panicked. Dr
Callum goes into the next room...]
FIONA [OOV]: Oh, konnichiwa. I heard Ratti-kun got himself
into another scrape at school. Is he all right?
CALLUM [OOV]:Desperately ill. Dying of love. Do you like
chicken?
FIONA [OOV]: [giggles at Callum's 'joke' ] Hai, Chicken is
very nice, in fact, I brought you a plate of
chicken, to say thank you for patching up my
family all the time.
RATBAT: Chikusho! Your sister's in there!
NIKI: Right, let's get out of here.
[Nicole moves towards the door, but before she
can open it, Suzy grabs her.]
SUZY: Not like that! You want to get us all killed?
NICOLE: Killed?
SUZY: Well, seriously maimed - we have to sneak out.
NICOLE: I thought you said he was the best doctor in
Neribanda!
SUZY: Hai... It's a long story...
NICOLE: Condense it. To one word.
NIKI: Love.
NICOLE [as if this explains everything]: Oh.
SUZY: Yes, well... [Nicole interrupts.]
NICOLE: I've seen it before. Now to enact plan 'koi'.
RATBAT [VO] :Mmmmmm... Carp. Oishii.
NIKI [VO, impressed]: Wow! she has a carefully composed plan
for these situations?
NIKI: What should we do?
NICOLE: Dunno, I'll think of somethin'.
[Niki does one of those hugely contorted anime
faces and collapses to the floor with a crash.]
NICOLE: Niki, get the door. On no account let the doctor
back in. Suzy, open the window. Ratbat, get
ready to move!
SUZY: But we're on the second floor!
NICOLE: There are two exit routes from this room. The
first is through the door into the main surgery
entrance, where Dr Callum and your sister are,
and from there down broad, no-slip steps with a
handrail into the street. The second is out the
window with a slippery ledge, then down a badly
moored gutter pipe with a straight drop of two
floors onto concrete if we slip. Which route is
likely to incur the most casualties?
[Suzy moves decisively towards the window and
opens it.]
SUZY [Sigh]: I suppose it's not like we haven't done it
before...
CALLUM [OOV]:Ah, where are you, Hoppy-chan?
[All four freeze. Ratbat grabs the skeleton and
chucks it through a crack in the door. Silence,
then there is the sound of Callum waltzing with
Hoppy-chan. Fiona is laughing politely. All four
breathe a sigh of relief. By this time, Suzy has
the window open.]
2. OUTSIDE CALLUM'S SURGERY.
[Suzy clambers out onto the sill, followed by a
now improved Ratbat. Niki slithers out next,
with the air of someone used to doing these
sorts of things. She's remarkably dexterous at
climbing, Hmmm. Finally, Nicole climbs out.]
NICOLE: You're very good at this sort of thing, Niki, do
it often?
NIKI: Hai, whenever a bet goes off wrong, and people
are a bit, y'know...
NICOLE: I see.
[By this time, all six people are on the badly
moored drainpipe. Which is breaking out of it's
moorings and starting to sway.]
[Sound effect - overstressed bolts ripping out
of their holes.]
[A second sound effect, this time a huge crash.
There's a cloud of dust in the alley way, it
clears to show a pile of people. Suzy is on the
bottom, tapping long, well manicured nails on
the concrete. The camera moves up. On top of her
is Ratbat, who takes that moment to collapse to
her feet. This unfortunately leaves Niki hanging
in mid-air. Well, hanging for a moment... The
pile re-collapses and reshuffles.]
ALL EXCEPT RATBAT:RATBAT NO BAKA!
[Fade to black.]
3. OUTSIDE DOJO.
[The camera shifts down to the four people in
front of the Dojo. Under the layers of dirt and
the ripped clothing we see they are Ratbat,
Niki, Suzy and Nicole.]
NIKI: I swear Ratbat, you're liable for damages! If
any more of my nail polish flakes off, I'll sue!
Ratbat no baka!
NICOLE [VO]: I look a mess, and fourteen. I wanted to make
such a good impression too! Oh, Len, Len,
Len...sighs, one would almost think it was
love... why didn't you commit seppuku like I
asked?
[They enter the dojo.]
[Cut to:]
4. LIVING ROOM.
[Len and Bobbi are playing shogi and drinking
scotch. Len is a human at the moment. Enter
Niki, Suzy, Ratbat and Nicole.]
NICOLE: Ohayo, Len dear. It's me, Nicole.
[Len's eyes bug. Bobbi uses the opportunity to
move some pieces on the board. Len then sees
Nicole is fourteen.]
LEN: Ha. Very funny joke. Well done kids. [Wipes the
sudden cold sweat from his brow] you had me
there for a moment.
NICOLE: No, Len, it really is me. I just got into a
little trouble at a place called Jusenkyou when
I was looking for you in China.
LEN: But... But... you can't be her!
[Enter Fiona, carrying a pot of hot tea.]
FIONA: Oh, hello. I'm Fiona, you must be one of Suzy's
little school friends. Would you like some tea?
NICOLE: Oh, er, hai. Arigato.
[Takes the tea and pours it over herself.
Nothing happens. Nicole doesn't notice.]
NICOLE: Ohayo gozaimasu. Watashi wa Sigmatome Nicole
desu.
BOBBI: If you wanted a hot bath, all you had to do was
ask.
[Fiona conjures a towel out of nowhere.]
FIONA: The bathroom is down the hall.
[Ratbat, Suzy and Niki are staring. So is Len,
confused.]
SUZY: Hang on, what is going on? I saw her change at
school. I saw her change!
FIONA [blushing]: Suzy! Polite girls don't watch when others
get dressed!
SUZY: Wha--? Oh, no, you've gotten it all wrong. I saw
her turn into a middle-aged lady when she got
wet.
NICOLE: What's the problem? [realises] Oh, chikusho. How
did that happen? But I am your wife, Len.
LEN: Uh-huh. Sure. You're fourteen! How could you
possibly be my wife when my son is sixteen?
quietly although you do bear an uncanny
resemblance to her at that age...
[Gazes off into the distance, his face showing
fond recollection. Nicole smiles. Len, still
gazing off, begins to look lecherous. Nicole
notices and hurriedly continues...]
NICOLE: Okay, how about I prove it? I know things only
your wife could know.
LEN: Right, go ahead, tell me something only Nicole
and I know.
[At this stage Bobbi jumps up, blushing, and
runs over to Fiona. She quickly covers Fiona's
ears. Suzy and Niki look insulted.]
NICOLE [to Bobbi]:Hentai! Well, Len, there's that small
fortune you embezzled from your old master of
the Rejinra school of fighting, and from your
friend, Bobbi. There's also...
BOBBI: NANI...?
[Len looks from side to side, trapped. He grabs
the now cold teakettle and upend it over his
head, turning into a panda. Len then holds up a
sign that reads 'OK, it's her'.]
NICOLE: A panda! Kawaii. I almost like you better this
way. No more bald spot. I take it you fell in at
Jusenkyou as well.
FIONA: Why don't you take a bath and get cleaned up.
Then you can tell us all about your trip.
NICOLE: Hai. Arigatoo.
FIONA: Suzy, Ratbat, how about you find some clothes
for our guest while I wash hers.
NIKI: What about me?
FIONA [looking trapped]: Oh, er...[sighs]...I guess you
better help Suzy and Ratbat.
[Niki's face stretches into one of those really
evil grins that she does so well. Dissolve.]
5. BATHROOM.
[Nicole is just stepping out of the shower.
There is a click from the wall. We see that Niki
is on the other side, taking photos while
looking through the one-way mirror she's
installed.]
6. NIKI'S LAIR.
NIKI: Heh heh, Kunou Jarrah should pay handsomely for
these photos.
[Behind her, Suzy comes into Niki's room.]
SUZY: Niki, I found some clothes for Ni-- What're you
doing?
NIKI: What I'm always doing - groping out a profit.
SUZY [mock sexy]: Oooh Niki, you can always grope my profit.
[Then Suzy sees the mirror. Or rather, through
the mirror. Before she can bash Niki, smash the
glass, and recover every scrap of film in Niki's
room she sees the handle on the outer door turn
and the door open:]
7. BATHROOM.
[Coming through that door humming contentedly
with a towel around his neck is a small grey-
haired pervert we all know and hate. Nicole is
still naked and brushing her hair. He sees her.
She doesn't notice him. He stops humming and
starts drooling.]
GRAHAM: Mmmm, Pretty onna...
[He jumps up and tries to glomp. Nicole screams,
and then performs a weird shaking movement.
Graham is first bashed by and then thrown off
her chest to smash into the door. Nicole then
wraps a towel around herself.]
NICOLE: �Hentai! [pauses] Haven't we met somewhere...?
GRAHAM [with dawning recognition] Uhhh. I gotta go...Glomp.
Yeah, that's right. Glomp.
[He pales, slithers to his feet and runs out.]
8. NIKI'S LAIR.
SUZY [Ogling the towel wrapped chest]:That's what I call
'carrying concealed'!
NIKI: I never knew you could do martial arts with a
chest! Still, she is trained in Rejinra -
anything goes. I wonder how fearsome Ratbat
would be, what with having four and all...
SUZY [miffed]: Not very, she's flat.
9. BATHROOM.
[Nicole turns to face the mirror.]
NICOLE: A very useful technique, I find. And a set of
weapons you can take anywhere... Just pop 'em in
a good bra and airport security doesn't pick
them up. Although the White House... Never mind.
10. NIKI'S LAIR.
[Niki blushes and hastily drops a curtain [
black silk of course] over the mirror.]
NIKI & SUZY [VO]: Shit! Am I caught? Nah, she'd have
yelled...Unless she's letting me stew for a
while. Oooh, I hate it when this happens.
[Dissolve.]
11. NIKI'S LAIR.
[A short while later.]
[A freshly washed Nicole is in the room with
Suzy, Ratbat and Niki. She's still wrapped in
the towel. Niki is rummaging around in her
wardrobe.]
NIKI: I still don't see why I shouldn't get paid for
this.
NIKI [VO]: Well, I'll get my fun and my photos out of it
anyway...
[Cut to:]
12. LIVING ROOM.
[The living room where Bobbi and Len are doing
the usual. Behind them is the doorway to the
hall. Suddenly Nicole runs past, still wearing
only a towel and her katana. She's followed
closely by Niki, Suzy and Ratbat-chan. There is
brief tussle out of range of the camera and then
Nicole runs past again, this time in a can-can
girl outfit. The other girls follow her. Len
looks up at her and Bobbi uses this interval to
cheat. Nicole runs back the other way now
wearing a sailor-suit with knee-high pink
boots.]
NICOLE: Back, back, fiends! Back!
[This time it's Bobbi who looks up. Len moves
several pieces. Nicole runs past again, this
time wearing mid-calf boots in a creamy colour,
a pair of very short shorts, and a shortsleeved
midriff top with a mandarin collar and sleeve
edging, topped by a headband of the same colour.
She is screaming and firing off a blaster.]
LEN & BOBBI [VO]: Isn't this great? Prefabricated
distractions.
[Once more, Nicole runs past. This time she's
wearing a pair of purple thigh boots, and a
purple armour/swimsuit thingy with a clear
facemask. Turning, she fires a host of small
heatseeker missiles back down the corridor
before vanishing behind the door. She enters
the room a moment later wearing a gorilla
costume, the head tucked under her arm. Niki
staggers in after her, holding a pink strapless
swimsuit with a gunbelt/ knifebelt around the
middle and a rabbit's tail on the end.]
NIKI: But wait, there's more...
[Nicole throws the head at her. It misses,
landing in the middle of the shogi board,
scattering pieces and breaking the board. Len
and Bobbi both look distressed.]
BOBBI [annoyed]: Niki, you've had your fun, now would you go
and get my old school uniform out of the
mothballs. It should fit Nicole.
NIKI: The proper one or the one you used to wear when
you were working in that hentai bar?
[Bobbi blushes bright purple.]
LEN: Bobbi! That's a part of you I never saw! [more
quietly] Thank God.
NIKI: Well? Which one?
NICOLE: One guess.
[Niki and Nicole leave, Niki on one end of the
katana - the sharp, pointy end, and Nicole on
the other. Suzy, Ratbat and Fiona enter. Suzy is
wiping off the last traces of soot from her
face. Niki and Nicole return. Nicole looks
very...cute. She's wearing a black pleated
school skirt with knee high red socks with front
buckle school shoes. On top she has a wide
shawl/sailor collared white blouse with a big
white bow under a red school jacket.]
SUZY & RATBAT: Kawaii!
[She then puts on her rings - these are very
interesting - they consist of a series of frogs
done in silver. When all five are on, they
overall effect is unnervingly that of a set of
brass knuckles done in silver.]
RATBAT: Maybe not all that kawaii.
SUZY: Hai.
[Nicole then puts on the katana.]
SUZY: Definitely not kawaii.
RATBAT: On one thing we agree.
[At this point, Graham comes into the room, and
sees all the girls together.]
GRAHAM: Mmmm. So many panties, so little time!
[He grins and jumps, first at Niki, from whom he
gains a black silk bra and panties, with golden
yen signs embroidered on them, then he proceeds
to Suzy, relieving her of a green velvet bra and
matching panties.]
SUZY & NIKI: Hentai! [Then mock sexy, to each other] Oooh,
how come you didn't let ME take it off you?
[Graham, still giggling, then goes for Nicole
and Bobbi. Nicole's bra is a front closing
sports style bra. Graham is disgusted.]
GRAHAM: What the hell is this! It looks like a gun
holster!
[He then jumps up, bouncing around, to stow his
prizes in his lingerie sack. Nicole's ears are
going red. Suddenly, she points a finger at
Graham, and yells...]
NICOLE: FLEEMU ARRO!
[An arc of flame lances out from the tip of her
finger, catching Graham squarely in the bottom.
His panty bag bursts, showering the room with
underwear.]
GRAHAM: EEEEYOW! That hurt! My panties!
SUZY [pullng a bra from off her head]:Wow! Where'd you learn
to do that! Is it a great family secret passed
down from generation to generation of women for
dealing with perverts?
NICOLE: Actually, it's something I picked up from a man
called Clef when I went on a trip in junior high
school.
[Suzy, Niki, and Ratbat face-fault.]
FIONA: Perhaps you'd now like to tell us about your
trip, Mrs Sigmatome?
NICOLE: Hai. As you may know, Len's been very good at
writing me letters about how things are going
with Ratbat's training.
[Flashback to:]
13. OUTSIDE SIGMATOME HOUSE.
[Obviously some months previously. Nicole is
checking the letter box. She sees a letter from
Len and rushes inside to read it.]
14. SIGMATOME KITCHEN.
[Nicole is reading the letter.]
NICOLE [reading]: ... and our little Ratbat's quite a man now
that we've trained at Jusenkyou. This trip was a
really great idea, one of my bright spots, eh?
He's toughened up lots...
[Flashback Nicole gives a happy sigh.]
NICOLE [VO]: Although now I understand that he...adjusted the
truth a bit in those letters. Anyway, they gave
me a great urge to see my son again, which is
why I came here earlier, though I left thinking
I had missed them as they returned to China. [As
if to herself with a faraway look] Oh Ratbat, my
brave little man. How you must suffer being
forced to wear a female form! Oh, but be strong,
we'll get the curse removed, my son, and then
you'll be as manly as Looks at Len well,
anyway...
[End flashback.]
15. LIVING ROOM.
[Cuts back to the present time Tendo Dojo. Len
and Bobbi, having lost interest already, are
drinking scotch and arguing how best to fix the
shogi board. Nicole continues...]
NICOLE: I decided to go and see my son, because I missed
him so. But at that time, I knew only that the
last letter I had was from Jusenkyou As Len had
said it was a great training spot, I decided
that they must be there, so off I went...
[Cut to:]
16. OUTSIDE SIGMATOME HOUSE.
[A scene of Nicole locking the door with a set
of keys on a frog key chain and walking
resolutely off.]
NICOLE [VO]: ... After getting a little sidetracked...
[Cut to:]
17. CITY LIMITS.
[Older Nicole in front of, and pointing to, a
sign reading 'Welcome to Gotham City. Please
drive carefully' Behind her a funny looking man
in a purple jacket carrying a huge sack from
which are spilling greenbacks, is being chased
by a man in a black bat-suit. Both are in
interesting cars, and both are speeding.]
18. VIEW OF TOWER.
NICOLE [VO]: ... here and there...
[Cut to Paris, older Nicole is admiring the
Eiffel Tower. Next to her is a young lady with
her blonde hair in a smart bob, and her chest
just about bursting out of her hostess'
uniform.]
19. VILLAGE OUTSKIRTS.
NICOLE [VO]: ... I arrived In China, and began tracing my way
to Jusenkyou. After a brief sojourn in a quaint
Chinese village, one where, I think, Len and
Ratbat had come before me...
[An image of angry villagers, chasing Nicole Sr
out of the village.]
NICOLE [VO]: I arrived in Jusenkyou, where a strange thing
happened...
[Cut to:]
20. JUSENKYOU.
[The shot is of the dusty road, and a weary,
backpack-laden Nicole (older) walking along it.
As she walks, the springs of Jusenkyou come into
view. Nicole brightens and picks up her pace.
Reaching the first pool, she is about to dip a
hand in for a drink, when...]
MATT: Oi! Hold it Missy - Um, honourable guest! You
don't want to be doing that!
[Nicole turns, startled.]
NICOLE: Uh? Why not?
MATT: That pool is called Aahmentrubbel; three
thousand years ago, a blue skinned Arabian genie
with, for some reason, a broad American accent
drowned in that pool. If you'd fallen in, you'd
have had your body turned into his... [to
himself] which would have been a real waste.
Look at those hooters! [louder] In every one of
these pools, some poor creature drowned, and
because of that, the pools have transformative
powers. There, done my little spiel.
NICOLE: Oh! This must be why Jusenkyou is the most
dangerous training ground on Earth! Lenma was
right, this will make a man out of Ratbat. If he
falls into the right pool.
MATT: Let me show you around.
[They walk off. Cut back to the road. Along it
is now walking a very familiar hentai. Yes,
it's...]
GRAHAM: Bloody students, locking me in a cave, and with
only one pair of panties! Talk about 'cruel and
unusual'. And then that four-eyed giantess
thwarts my plans to take the dojo! I'm gonna get
some revenge soon... After, of course, I pick up
some new panties. Not to mention get back to
Tokyo. Damn that boy with grey fedora, his
directions are all wrong!
[Looks into the distance. Sees Nicole. Eyes go
wide and really cutesy.]
GRAHAM: Pretty onna. Well, handsome middle aged lady.
I'll bet she has a decent bra!
[Begins to drool, and then runs towards Nicole,
kicking up a little cloud of dust . Nicole,
talking with the guide, has her back to him.
Graham gives his foolish little laugh, and
Nicole turns. Unfortunately [or fortunately,
depending on your point of view] this gives
Graham an opportunity to glomp. Nicole screams
and bashes him with her boob-manouvre. Uncowed,
Happousai once again approaches.]
MATT: I think, honourable guests, that at this
juncture, I'll...
[Sees that both are ignoring him.]
MATT: ...drop this formal language crap and get the
hell outta here!
[He promptly does just that. Meanwhile, Nicole
leaps to the top of one of the poles, drawing
her katana. Graham, jumps atop another. They
then fence around for a bit, Happousai trying to
glomp whenever he can. Miraculously, nobody
falls in. Well, until Graham finally gets a firm
glomp. Nicole leaps backwards away from him,
misses the pole, and falls head first into a
pool. At the last instant, Graham jumps free
with Nicole's bra. Matt the guide then
reappears.]
MATT [in best professional voice]: That pool is
Nyannichuan, where a young onnanoko drowned 1500
years ago.
GRAHAM [fondling the bra]: Well, she's already female, so
that won't make any difference.
MATT: Uh, actually... She's a middle aged onna. It was
a onnanoko that drowned.
[Nicole, now young, comes to the surface,
spitting out water. She drags herself to the
side of the pool and climbs out. Then looks at
her hands. Then quietly, calmly undoes her top
and looks at her chest, which despite lacking a
bra, hasn't sagged the way a forty-seven year
old's should have. Grahams' eyes get large.
While she does this, her glasses begin to slip
down. She pales slightly, but is still calm. She
turns back to the now still pool and looks at
her reflection for several long minutes. Then
she screams. Loudly.]
NICOLE: I'm fourteen! Now I'm gonna have to do puberty
again! WAAAUGH!
[Graham, looking embarrassed, tries to approach
her to comfort her. She thumps him, hard. He
sails off into the distance, to land with a
thwack spread-eagled on the road. He gets up,
looking bewildered. This is the first time
anyone's hit him so far. Back at the pool,
though...]
MATT: Cheer up, it's not all bad. Only cold water
gives you this shape. Hot water will turn you
back into your older self.
[Nicole brightens.]
MATT: Though while you're in this form...How about a
date?
[Cut to the distant panoramic view. There is a
loud scream and the guide comes flying towards
Happousai on the road. He lands head first and
then slowly collapses. Back at the Pool:]
NICOLE: Paedophile!
[End flashback.]
21. LIVING ROOM.
NICOLE: So now I've told my story.
SUZY: Just one question, though...
NICOLE: Hai?
SUZY: How come you freaked when you found out Ratbat
turns into an onna and yet you didn't blink when
Lenma became a panda?
NICOLE [looking embarrassed]: Um. Well...
[Cut to:]
22. OUTSIDE HOTEL.
[Some years previously. In fact, it's during
Len's and Nicole's youth.]
[CAPTION: Lenma to Nicole, ichiban deeto ]
[Nicole (in her twenties) is standing outside a
flashy hotel, dressed in an oddly modest animal-
skin print dress. Len walks up, in a Gorilla
suit. They turn and enter the hotel's
restaurant.]
[Cut to:]
23. OUTSIDE HOTEL.
[A second flashback: The same place as before,
except now it's a year or so later. Once again,
Nicole is standing outside, though this time
she's wearing a sweet girly blue dress with a
white apron over it. Len walks up, this time
dressed as a fuzzy pink bunny. He then kneels,
and proffers her an engagement ring.]
[End flashback.]
24. LIVING ROOM.
NICOLE: ...so I'm rather used to him like this. [Smiles
fondly] It suits him, doesn't it, Len dear?
[Len and Bobbi are still arguing over the
board.]
NICOLE: Now Len dear, and Ratbat, you too. All that
needs to be said has been said, so...
[She pauses dramatically. Len ignores her in
favour of the shogi board and the gin. Nicole
sighs and turns to Ratbat, who is fighting
quietly with Suzy.]
NICOLE: ...it is time for you to commit seppuku.
[THAT gets their attention.]
[Fade to black.]
[End music Friends plays, again only an
instrumental version while over the sound, comes
the...]
END CREDITS.
[Scene remains dark throughout Suzy's voice-
over.]
SUZY [VO] : Stay tuned, next episode, for an eleventh hour
hope, a desperate ploy, a last ditch attempt,
a... a pervert defying the laws of time and
space? Hmm. maybe I'll actually watch this
one. Nah, the previews always lie. Look at
Greenwood!
Sigmatome Ratbat
URAC SIGMA
Tendo Suzy
SUZY STYLES
Tendo Niki
NIKI O'BRIEN
Tendo Bobbi
ROBYN SCHOLES
Sigmatome Nicole
NICOLE WYLIE
Happousai Graham
GRAHAM HENSTOCK
The Guide at Jusenkyou
MATT McCARRON-BENSON
Toboki Callum
An Air Hostess
NATACHA
A Man in Black Latex and Rubber
BATMAN
A Joker of a Jester
DUH. THE JESTER.
written by
NICOLE WYLIE
lingual assistance and editing help
SUZY STYLES
URAC SIGMA
with many profound apologies to
TAKAHASHI RUMIKO
URAC SIGMA
TIM HODGE
STEVEN SPEILBERG
CLAMP
WALT DISNEY
F WALTHRY
BOB KANE
DIRTY PAIR
DOMINION TANK POLICE
TARZAN
PROJECT A-KO
MAGICAL KNIGHTS RAYEARTH
SAILOR MOON
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1778/bundahalf.html
A Coyote Ink Risis production, shamefully ripped off from a
Recycladelic Cacti effort
(c) Coyote Ink Risis/Recyacadelic Cacti MCMXCVII
AUTHOR'S NOTES
No, I don't intend to bore you with an Author's Notes every
episode, but I thought I'd better explain that yes, it's
official - Warped Mirror is now an actual part of the
Narrabundah 1/2 series. It and a couple of odds and ends written
by other people will become volume three, which is why there
has been some attempt in the editing of this episode to create
a bit of continuity.
Ja mata nee,
Nicole
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