Ranma: So now we have gotten another fic from "OneShot" Jeff Wong, but this
is a lighter "OneShot".  A happier "OneShot".

Ryoga:  A weirder "OneShot" if you ask me.

Ranma: What, you didn't like it?

Ryoga: Oh, no. I thought it was funny. A bit of low-brow humor, but funny.
It's just that...

Ranma: What?

Ryoga: Reading that fic makes me want to stick to bushes and trees from now
on.  

Ranma: Oh, come on, Ryoga. It's fiction! No guys rooms are ever like that in
real life.  Now girl's bathrooms...phew!  Ever wonder what was in those
little silver boxes? Man, you don't wanna know. You just don't wanna know.

Ryoga: (pause) ...and how would *you* know, Ranma?

Ranma: Uh...what?

Ryoga: I never knew what was in a girl's bathroom, much less any silver
boxes.  So I'm curious, Ranma. What *are* in those boxes, and how would
*you* know what was in them?

Ranma: Err...I...uhhh...(Suddenly points off screen) LaShawn's writing our
lines! She's a girl! She's just putting words in my mouth! I don't know a thing!

LaShawn: (Offscreen) <click> Yeah, I may be writing your scene, but if I was
that omnipotent, then Ryoga would also know what was in those silver boxes.
And just because I'm a girl doesn't mean that *I* go routing around in those
boxes, either. In fact, I'm wondering why on earth you would be in a girl's
washroom in the first place, seeing that you're always stressing the fact
you're a guy.

Ryoga: Hey, yeah!  What are you doing going in girl's bathrooms anyway? You
PERVERT!

Ranma: That was in the fic! Didn't I say something about women having small
bladders earlier in the fic?

LaShawn: <click> Ranma, when I was a receptionist a couple years back, I got
no bathroom breaks. I had to hold it in all day, and usually I didn't even
have to go until later that night.  So you got any other lame excuses?

Ranma: Uh...uh...um...you know, all this talk about bathrooms made me
realize that, uh, I have to go! Yeah! I really, really have to go! (Runs out)

Ryoga: (shaking head) If I were you, LaShawn, I keep an eye on him to see
which bathroom he goes into.

LaShawn: <click> I will, Ryoga, I will.
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