Before I advertise a the new humor fic I'm writing, here's something I
couldn't pass up...
(A Sanzen Eyes/South Park fussion)
"Oh my God, they killed Yakumo!  You bastards!"
"No!  Wait, he's okay!  Oh, no, they killed him again."
"You bastards!"
"Wait!  He's still okay!  Shit, he got dropped, again."
"Bastards!!"
"Hey!  He got up again!  Oh, ouch."
"Damn bastards!"
"Look!......
I'll not go on any farther for everyone's benefit.
And, I want you to keep reading...
COMING SOON!
     Janeway stared out the viewscreen, trying to pick out the star they
were all so desperately trying to reach.  She wasn't sure if they would
ever make it, but she sure as hell wouldn't give up.  She heard the
doors slide open behind her.  Odd, considering it wasn't time for shift
change.  She swiveled her head to see who was entering the bridge.  What
she saw startled her to no end.
     Ryoga walked onto the odd bridge, looking around curiously.  Damn,
he thought, its happened again.
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     Data returned to the Enterprise.  His shore leave had been most
rewarding.  He was able to see all the deverse cultures and life of
Urian VI close up for the first time.  He had sampled the local cuisine
and witnessed the beautiful plasma storms that came and went throughout
the night.  With an average temperature not unlike Earth's, it was a
very pleasant experience.  His emotions chip had worked itself into a
frenzy.  In fact, an emotion he hadn't yet touched on made itself
apparent, much to his delight.  Undying love.  
     Data had met her at a seminar on bioengineering.  Almost instantly
they found similar interests in one another.  The woman was so like him
it was almost frightening.  Especially when he deactivated his emotions
chip.  So, in only a matter of ten days, they were married.  Data never
actually thought he would get married.  Now that he was, he couldn't he
happier.
     Naturally, the newlyweds were met by Captain Picard upon arrival in
the Enterprise's Transporter Room.  He always wanted to meet and greet
with a new spouse of a trusted crew member.  He had to admit, he
wouldn't have thought Data would be the first.  He watched the two
materialize before him.  Data was shining his golden sheen as usual.
His uniform prim and proper, and the ever-curious look plastered on his
face.  His new wife, on the other hand, she was a different story.
Well, to put it frankly, Data looked more human.  Oh, she was definately
of the human species, he thought.  However, she seemed more android than
organic.  He squelched his thoughts, not being one to discriminate, and
walked up to the Pad.
     Holding out a hand to the pale woman, Picard stated, "Welcome to
the Enterprise.  I'm Captain Jean Luc Picard.  Mr. Data has told me so
much about you."
     The thin waif standing before him clasped his hand with a strength
that belied her physical appearance.  Picard noted how her hands were
quite warm and soft when actually felt.  She looked him in the eye,
seeming to search his sould for a moment, and replied, "Pleased to meet
you, I am Ayanami Rei."
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     Captain Saotome Ranma of Deep Space 9 paced around the Prominade,
gazing at the occasional shop while doing so.  He looked up and down the
Cardassian constructed pillars that held up the second level of the
large midsection of the space station.  Everything seemed quite normal,
all running smoothly.  He noticed his first officer, Akane Dax, playing
an obscure Ferrenghi game with Quark.  Although a bit shy still, he
figured he would go up and talk to his old friend.  She had just arrived
here, in a new host.  He hated to admit it, but its new host was
awefully cute.  He came up behind her.  "Hello, Old Man."  He said in
greeting, remembering what she once was.
     Akane turned about, her face looking a little confused.  In fact,
she almost looked pained.  "I'm sorry, Ranma, but this is one of those
points my new host and I don't see eye to eye on.  I'm terribly sorry."
     Ranma watched on, confused, as Akane's face distorted a bit more,
then turned angry.  She raised her hands into the air, as he was about
to ask what the problem was.
     The mallet strike blew him across the room.
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That was just a touch, a taste, of what is to come.  I pretty much
wanted to run this by everyone, but now that all that is written, I
can't stop!  I will be writing this, but I would still appreciate
encouragement.  It could very well expediate the writing process.  Oh,
the title?  That hasn't been determined yet.  Will the series combine?
At times, yes.  How many anime's are going to be crossed over?  A lot,
I'm not sure exactly.  Well, send comments!  Thank you.
PMasters (yes, the 'Tenchi Dies' stories are being worked on, hard.
Tomorrow, possibly the day after)

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