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The Most Evil of Evils

        Ranma looked over to Ryoga who was lookin in as bad of shape
as he was.  It had been over two hours since they both faced off
against thier oponents.  While they they were almost worn out thier
foes looked almost as if nothing had happened to them.  As Ranma
pulled back to catch his breath, he recalled how these foul entites
were released into this world.  Happosai, in another plot to get Ranma
, had tried to bind these creatures to do his bidding but failed
horribly.  Soun and Genma had found him the next day when they went
out to play Shogi.  He was curled up by the Koi pond mumbling "I'm only
three and a half years old....." over and over again.  What was even
more frightening was the fact that all the koi in the pond were upside
down and swiming backwards as if something had warped their sense of
reality.  Later that day they too were found in various catatonic poses
.  Genma was in his panda form, just standing there, holding a blank
sign.  Soun was in even worse shape.  His face had an expression of
utter terror, as if the leigons of hell had just paraded before him
completely nude.  That was not all his hair was defying gravity by
standing completely on end, and it had gone from it's normal black to
a chalky white.  They were only the first to fall. The next day Colonge
was found outside the Nekohanten, perched on her staff, looking like
some sort of wierd garden gnome, and completely unresponsive to anything.
Inside Shampoo and Mousse were in thier cursed forms, under one of the
tables, and refused to change back.  This pattern went on for days
affecting almost everyone in Nerima with the odd exception of small
children.  Seeing Ukyou's terror filled face and Akane frozen in mid
mallet swing almost brought Ranma to the edge of dispair.  It was at the
Kuno's Mansion that Ranma got his first idea who the fiends were.  He had
just found Ryoga and was trying to explain to him the grisley goings on as
they were passing by the Manor.  What shocked them was the fact the gate
was ripped off the hinges.  The two of them walked into the front yard
and what they saw shook them to thier foundations.  Tatawaki was dressed
in a circa 1970 leisure suit complete with artifical chest hair and gold
chains.  What was even frightening was when Kodachi stepped out the front
door, dressed quite conservitively, and said, in a voice much like Kasumi's
before the beasts stuck her in a endless loop of ' oh my', " Mr Saotome, Mr.
Hibiki what a pleasent suprise.  Please won't you come in."  Just then
Sasuke walked by saying "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!! I WILL LITTER THE
STREETS WITH THE BODYS OF THE NON-BELIVERS!!!! NE-HE-HE!!!".  Ranma and
Ryoga looked at each other then then Ranma said "Uh...no thanks.  What in
the world happened here?" Kodachi gave a very Kasumi like smile, which made
the two of them shudder, and said "Well I don't remember clearly but two
nice creatures came to visit us.  One was short and red and the other was
big and a purplish lilac color. We had some tea and cookies, then we all had
a group hug and they went on thier merry way."  Ranma and Ryoga walked a
little way from the manor, looked at each other, and said at the same time
"That was too WIERD".  It was as they were saying this that they finally saw
the enemy.  Ranma brought himself back to the present as the small red one
leaped at Ryoga yelling its battle cry "I JUST WANNA GIVE YOU A HUG TEE_HEE!"
while the big purple lumpy thing launched it's vocal Ki attack "I LOVE YOU,
YOU LOVE ME...."  Ranma's ears started to bleed as he threw a Moko Takabishi
in an attempt to stop it.  The blast did indeed stop the incessant
caterwaling and caused the thing to actully start smoking.  What it said
though almost unenerved Ranma, "Goshum golley that tickled...can I have
another?" in it's deceptively goofy voice.  Ranma risked a quick glance over
at Ryoga.  He had managed to hurt the red thing really bad.  One of its arms
was gone, white fluffy stuff billowing out of the socket where the arm used
to be.  It was still going strong though, trying to get in close to Ryoga as
to work it's insidious power on him.  He also saw that Ryoga was starting to
tire even with his incredable stamina.  An idea came to Ranma born out of
sheer desperation.  He didn't know what the reaction would be but it was the
only thing they hadn't tried yet.  "Ryoga try knocking yours over by the
purple one!!!" Ranma shouted as he began focusing what was left of his chi.
Ryoga grabbed and flipped the the little red horror over by the purple
abomination.  Just as it thumped down on the ground, Ranma yelled Hiru Shoten
Ha, and let loose with his cyclone attack.  The two things inside the
whirlwind seemed unaffected.  Ranma then shouted "Ryoga fire your Shi-Shi
Hakoden above it!!"  Ryoga Ki'd up and let fly his blast of negative chi.
Just as the blast reached the apex over the cyclone it was suddenly drawn
downward by the vaccum action.  When the Shi-Shi Hakoden blasted down to
the base of the Hiru Shoten Ha, where the two freaks of reality were still at,
the negative chi from Ryoga reacted with Ranma's positive creating a chi based
antimatter explosion.  The creatures exploded in a white flash which threw
Ranma and Ryoga a few hundred feet away as well as leveling everything in said
radius.

epiloge

        Everything slowly returned to what passed for normal in Nerima with
the help of a small army of psycologists.  It was debated wether or not to
leave the Kuno family as they were, but when Tatawaki started playing Disco
Duck on the P.A. system in the school and Kodachi was giving everyone
cavities from being so sweet , evryone voted in favor of getting them the way
they were before.  Everyone thought that the menace was gone but, Ranma had
this nagging feeling in the back of his head.  The saying kept comming to his
mind 'that while the good may die young, evil lasts forever.'  The names of
those two most evil of evils would haunt his dreams for many nights to come..
'Elmo,....Barney......'

Fin


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Author's Notes

	Well I don't know where this one came from.....It just kinda popped
 up while I was writing chapter 3 of Washu's new boyfriend [which with a little
luck will be out next week for those of you who care.]   also if you cant guess
I have a pathological hatred towards barney and elmo.  It is my personal
opinion that they should be nuked out of existance.  Well I guess I'm done 
frothing at the mouth.

See you all next time,
Rabbit