Subject: Another fic idea...
From: Jon Farber
Date: 9/15/1997, 3:06 AM
To: FFML

The teenager walked towards the fallen demon, being careful not 
to get any of its blood on her boots.  It's really a bitch to clean 
leather.  She stepped forward once more, and looked the beast in the 
eyes.  Her blue eyes glinted in anticipation of the kill.  The demon 
looked for mercy.  It had a better chance finding warmth in the middle 
of a glacier.

	The girl leveled her nine between the things once-human eyes, 
her hand on the slide.  "I'm Sailor Moon..." She drew back the slide 
and, hearing the click of a round being loaded, let it fall back into 
place.  "I don't do fucking speeches."

	And Sailor Moon unloaded into the youma's brain.

This comes partly from the recent discussion about Sailor Moon killing 
youma, partly from an old idea of mine about the Sailor Senshi being 
Navy SEALs, but mostly from a picture a friend of mine did.  It had the 
five inner Senshi in a V formation, with Sailor Moon in point, Sailors 
Mars and Venus on her left, and Sailors Jupiter and Mercury on her 
right.  All were dressed in black jeans, black button down shirts, black 
trench coats, with black boots and black sunglasses (He tells me the 
boots are steel toe).  They are armed as follows:

Moon: Twin nine mil Glocks
Jupiter: Two Single barrel pump sctions with pistol grips
Venus: Heavy machine gun
Mercury: Butterfly knife, and full recon gear

But Mars is my favorite.  She has twin sashes loaded with grenades, and 
is holding a lit moltov cocktail.

This picture is entitled 'Youma's worst nightmare'.

At any rate, I can think of how this universe would be set up.  Usagi is 
a gang leader, with the rest of the senshi as her lieutenants.  A scene 
from the same fic:

	"Hey, Rei?" Usagi said quietly.

	"What do you want?"

	"Ami tells me you were trying to rape Mamoru.  She says you had 
him tied down and everything.  Says you only stopped cause she came in."

	"Yeah.  What'cha gonna do about it bitch?" Rei said 
disdainfully.

	Rei saw and felt the gun pressed against her left breast before 
she heard the <cha-chink> of it being loaded.  Usagi was tracing small 
circles around it with the muzzle.  "I was figuring I would help.  I 
mean, I know how much you want to give him your heart..." Usagi trailed 
off playfully, but the ice in her eyes hardened.

	Rei had to stifle the urge to laugh.  "Come on, Usagi.  Why 
don't you spill your guts and tell us all how you really feel."  Usagi 
looked at her stomach and saw Rei's hand there holding a grenade.  The 
pin was conspicuously missing.

	"Girls, girls.  Can't we all get along?" Ami asked solicitously. 
 She threw her arms wide to clasp Usagi and Rei around the shoulders.  
"Now put your toys away, and stop fucking around about some lousy cunt 
plug limp dick of a man, or else I'm going to cut both your throats.  
You scan?"  Ami pressed a little on the blades she had posistioned at 
their throats.

	Usagi sighed and clicked the safty back on, while Rei put the 
pin back in the grenade.  Ami smiled and gave them both a quick kiss on 
the cheek before darting off.

(I'm gonna get hell for that scene... But still, it's more fun then the 
two of them sticking their tounges out at each other all the time...  
Especially when they could be doing so many better things to each other 
with their tounges... <Evil hentai grin>)
-- JD Paladin of the Holy Pair Verbena Mage No-Brand Hero Kiss me, Wind, kiss me... Hold me, Sky, hold me tight... And protect us, always, until we overcome and break down the walls, until we touch down and seize our dreams, because we were born to be happy. -Asu e Touchdown